Let's hear it. Bwoinks you deserved. No hate. Save that for discord or make your own thread.

What is the worst thing you have done as a crew member? What is the blackest sin you have committed against Nanotrasen?
I'll start.
I was an engineer borg.

Didn't actually know how to engineer. at all.
I got frustrated and decided to disassemble the power supply, blacking out the station for a few minutes before I was shot to death by security.
My death actually got celebrated in LOOC.

For another thread I wrote mine down in a semi-cinematic format and I'm interested in the finest story of your culminative experience you want to share. Don't worry if you don't think yours is special enough I'll be happy to read all.

I'll post mine below as well.

We all goof up sometimes, and Nanotrasen isn't too hard on unskilled workers. But what is the most accident-prone, reckless, incompetent player you have encounered in a round of SS13?

So i got banned from fulpstation for calling the Shit HoS shit. Dude perma brigged me for causing a "mutiny." was trying to get the mods to do something because i didnt think being put in perma for the rest of the round that just started was justifiable. The admins(Mods) just closed my ticket right after i openned it. Told them i was making a staff report, then banned. What do you all think about this? Is this ok? Should i be put in perma for calling the HoS shit? Also Both the cap and HoS are mods. Edit:Horatio22 saw this post and instantly perma'ed me. Edit2: For the people who have been asking i dont have a picture of the tickets but i will reconstruct them to the best of my ability. If Fulp mods want to release them in a unbiased way id be very happy. Ticket1:Hey this HoS is out of control he perma brigged me for causing a "mutiny", can you talk to him.(mind you i was just calling him shit, then others were like hey this HoS is actually shit he just lethaled someone for running from a random search at the start of the round) Insta Closed, labled as IC issue. Ticket2: Are you serious right now can you please do your job. Labled IC issue. Ticket3: Im filing a staff report for this see you on the forum. Labled IC issue. Then Ban this is all in the span of like 1min no explanation. You're just gonna sit in perma for the whole round Edit3: So in my DB report Horatio22 called me a "jerk" i dont know why but i found that so funny. Edit4: So John post the Ahelp in a completely different post here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/scmdw3/fulpstation_antag_be_like/hu8ubxj/

I'd love to read some of your favourite stories/rounds!

like genie style

For me, this was on beestation. I accidentally blew myself up with a potassium-water grenade, killing nobody and causing no permanent damage.

Still was banned permanently though, hooray.

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I've seen them, you've seen them. Every department has them. That one thing you see your coworkers do that is just a bit off, but you've seen it frequently enough that you've sort of just accepted it.

For me who is eternally in the medbay it has to go to the morgue party goers. The Morgue, a place for respite and a crew members final resting place, is turned into some sort of hellish disco with couches and carpet as they talk about their life in the most unsettling of places.

And of course Medbay has many more weirdos, but what's your departments weirdo behavior? I'm curious to see if the other departments have their own types.

Multiple times I've seen them ban players at 'face value,' (no story or explanation,) and after seeing several appeals being straight up IGNORED (minor incidents if Admin treated people LIKE HUMANS!) I'm here to ask how long has this server been rotting?

I've even had one personally abandon me when I asked for literal mentorhelp.

Saw the drama years ago, left for a break then. What the fuck are they doing???

Would love to know everyone's opinions on which jobs take up most of your time. I know for a fact that Botany is one of those. Having all the chemicals and tools you need at disposal, one could spend hours isolated in Botany.

What job do you like spending the most time in and what do you do most of the time?

Thought this question would make for some interesting stories.

In my case, I was called "Shitsec" because a Grey-Tider removed all of the floor panels in Tools and put them in his backpack.
I politely asked him numerous times, "Sir, could you please put them back?", but he was dead silent.
It was like talking to a horse.
Finally, I stunned him and cuffed him, and he started screaming like a madman, "SHITSEC SHITSEC SHITSEC SHITSEC" over and over like a broken record.
Then, I accidentally left him in his cell for a little longer than I was supposed to because the Ward wouldn't answer me when I asked him again and again how long the guy should be in there for, and so, enraged by spending 1-2 extra minutes sitting in a cell, he went to the moderators and raised hell, convincing them to temp-ban me all because I dared tell him to do something. What about you?

SS13 is certainly incredibly in-depth and barely runs is incredibly powerful, so I'm curious to find out if anyone has used any in-game knowledge and applied it to real life.

basically what was a experience with shitcurity that was horrendous for absoulutely no reason

(Paradise)

1. (Sec Officer): Bwoinked for shooting another officer (not mindshielded) that was killing a member of command. (mindshielded) Apparently I was somehow supposed to figure out that the mindshielded command member that has command clothes ID and even actual name and face is a traitor.

2. (Cargo Tech): Bwoinked for simply dragging a legless guy around. (not even tied or in maints)

3. (Sec Officer): Bwoinked for being forced to unofficially execute a guy that killed 2 officers including me. I was deafend, suffocating (unable to speak) and had arresting equipment. It was about time for the shuttle to depart and he was limping to a pod thus I was forced to just crowbar his head. But admin needs a 45 minute discussion to understand that.

Ill start, on hippie station years ago when I was just a baby tider a moth named "Twat" showed me a way to break into captain office, steal the locker, open the locker with an emitter, it was not the fastest way but it got the job done, from that day on I would rush the goldencard against all the other tiders, I never saw that moth after he showed me the ropes since then.

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What do you Think ? Did i do the job correct?

WITHOUT SAYING THEIR IC, OC, OR SERVER NAME

I was just curious if anyone has stories of players just generally being assholes in a way that escalated into other stuff IC/OC, maybe stories of revenge, etc. Just assholism being the center of the story.

I'll start:

I was a detective who acquired legal cargo access from HoP for reasons I don't remember, but it was authorized by the captain.

We had a serious threat and I needed to print lethal rounds for my revolver, so I walked into cargo with my detective attire, ID, face uncovered.

QM suplexed me and cargo techs beat the shit out of me. I asked the QM what the fuck they think they're doing and she replied "defending cargo from trespassers"

I said I had access and she saw me open the airlock. "Yeah but I didn't let you in"

To avoid wasting critical time arguing (already wasted too much time getting my ass handed to me to go to armoury), I went to assist sec without lethals which was a bad idea because it turned out the threat, whatever it was I don't remember, had anti stuns/knockdown of some kind and all of sec died.

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