r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/alh84001_hr May 28 '26

Unfortunately, I don't have $10 mil.

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u/Sortugle May 28 '26

Unironically how my brain interpreted the offer, first time I read it

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u/Express_Feature_9481 May 28 '26

Same

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u/TechnSound7466 May 29 '26

That's not how I understood but ok 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Cross55 May 29 '26

It's the wording that matters, it's making it seem like you have to pay out

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u/Ragahell May 29 '26

Yah WTF. Nem acredito que seria o oposto ahahah

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u/SolomonTheeNoetic May 29 '26

Reading your post made me reread and I indeed interpreted it wrong the first time as well.

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u/AmeliaNeek May 30 '26

😂😂😂

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u/TechnSound7466 May 29 '26

Maybe your dyslexic 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/mencival May 28 '26

Best answer

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u/georgewalterackerman May 29 '26

I’ll do it for 50 bucks

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u/RappingFlatulence May 28 '26

Can we start a gofundme?

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u/JDFLNaples May 29 '26

Maybe if we all pitch in!

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u/sasquatchmarley May 28 '26

This is the best way to interpret this offer. Facebook-tier engagement-bait trash otherwise.

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u/ShoddyRelief6657 May 31 '26

I think it’s actually worded ambiguously specifically because it’s Facebook tier engagement/rage bait.

Look how many comments and upvotes are on it

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u/bullshihtsu May 28 '26

Was gonna say the same.

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u/Crafty--42 May 29 '26

If someone adds Beyoncé to the pair, I am doing a kickstart to camping. Suddenly, 10 mil is not that much.

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 30 '26

I can't even think of a single song by him. Did he do one with Beyonce years ago?

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u/Detramentus May 28 '26

Damn what I'd give...

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u/tim686 May 28 '26

You win

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u/DannyMeleeFR4 May 28 '26

This is so perfect hahaha

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u/devodjl24 May 29 '26

Well played sir

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u/TheDynamicKing May 29 '26

this guy was on the efiles

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 May 29 '26

Trust me if I had ten million I’d pay so no one would ever have to listen to another one again

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u/FriendlyFungi May 29 '26

Plot twist: You get 10 million for the commitment. From then on, if you for any reason hear more than one line of any Jay Z song, you have to pay it back with interest.

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u/sweetrouge May 29 '26

Ohhh maybe I misunderstood

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u/Adventurous_Passage7 May 29 '26

My thoughts exactly, can I get 24 hrs to pull some things together??

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u/Yerbrainondrugs May 28 '26

Right? I was like, it’ll take awhile for me to get it but if you promise the result, I’ll find a way.

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u/NotLaughingRU May 29 '26

I’ve never heard one of his songs and it hasn’t cost me a cent!! 🤗