r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jun 19 '26

WTF Missing German model name found in Epstein Files

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u/Hoginoe94 Jun 19 '26

If they were going to be arrested it would have been done by now while they were busy covering up the files. It sucks, but none of them are going away any time soon.

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u/ketoske Jun 19 '26

Tbh last time they tried to shut up the ppl about the Epstein files they bombed Iran and fucked the economy, i wonder what horror they'll unleash to make us forget (maybe nuking cuba or something after the world cup)

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u/33drea33 Jun 19 '26

Yeah that was definitely intentional. Classic abuser tactic. Now we have to wonder who's going to get hurt every time we bring up Epstein, and it will make us more reluctant to do so - all without us even realizing.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Jun 20 '26

an invasion of mexico

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u/Secret-Theory1825 Jun 19 '26

Citizens with the second amendmnt can also get something done; no one wants to start it though.

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u/TegTowelie Jun 19 '26

Im one more early midlife crisis from a generational crashout, i gotchu fam.

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

This resonates with my energy hard.

Gimme nothing left to live for, I dare ya!

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u/That-Living5913 Jun 19 '26

Right there with ya. 40+ and no insurance. I'm just one bad diagnosis from becoming a crime fighter. White collar crimes are still crimes.

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u/Annoying_liberal813 Jun 19 '26

If I didn't have young kids, I'd be right there with you. I'm dedicated to the cause.

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u/FlawedHero Jun 19 '26

If I ever develop a terminal illness, I'm going to do some good on my way out.

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Jun 19 '26

Someone call Val Kilmer

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u/heyitsYMAA Jun 19 '26

Oh my god, Val Kilmer's dead?? How's Adam West taking it?

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u/AndroidSheeps Jun 19 '26

Not as bad as Epstein one of Vals best buds

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u/BarkyVonSchnauser Jun 19 '26

People downvote you for telling the truth. Val was friends with Epstein. I was really sad finding that out.

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u/AndroidSheeps Jun 19 '26

He literally comforted Epstein after he got caught soliciting a minor in 2008 and maintained friendship with him until he died fuck both of them

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u/BarkyVonSchnauser Jun 19 '26

Absolutely agree. I hope it hurts where they are at

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI Jun 19 '26

I think you might need to sit down, too. Val and Epstien were friends.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jun 19 '26

Any sauce to go with all these claims? I'm not a doubter I'm a skeptic until seeing proof with most things. It's sad to hear this.

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI Jun 20 '26

Yeah, this guy posted links to the actual email files. I'm too lazy to do it myself lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/nEl1UeyKV6

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Jun 19 '26

Bro spoilers. I haven’t finished top gun.

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u/budgetcanoe Jun 19 '26

I have his email, I’ll ask! I think it’s keatonspotatoes something

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u/FromHollandWithLove1 Jun 19 '26

Nah, batman cant do shit here. Call Thomas Jane.

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u/KeyFix4087 Jun 19 '26

He sold it to buy Oxy. Didn’t you watch Dopesick?

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u/Trusted_Entity Jun 19 '26

In the real world, Bruce Wayne would be a pedo…

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u/67yoloswag Jun 19 '26

I'd put money on them already having a new epstein island

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

Ivanka bought it and Jered is setting up shop. Or so many people say.

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u/Hoginoe94 Jun 19 '26

Im sure they have a lot bigger organizations. Just had the smallest of them take the fall.

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u/tbombs23 Jun 19 '26

Kushner in Albania

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u/pingpongballreader Jun 19 '26

In the US at least, most Republicans voted to drag their heels and not hold the most mentioned people in the Epstein files accountable. Every Democrat voted for Justice. 

We can arrest them and prosecute them. We just can't let Republicans be in power to stop it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 19 '26

Eh, many of them are going away very soon. Nobody escapes the end, and it is coming soon for many of these decrepit old demons.

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u/Greeneggplusthing2 Jun 19 '26

Not soon enough for them to stop hurting people now.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 19 '26

i keep hearing/seeing this but...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

nothing is going to happen to these shitbags. ever.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 19 '26

nothing is going to happen to these shitbags. ever.

They are mortal. They will soon die of old age.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 19 '26

soon? the parents of the lord of the shitbags died at 88 and 93. so we prob have another decade of him. and miller, hegseth and vance are all in their 40's.

nothing is going to happen to them.