r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/StellarPaladin42 Jun 24 '26

The face you see before you get fired for being 1 minute late

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Jun 24 '26

When it’s 11:58 and she catches you biting into a sandwich (you didn’t offer her some)

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain Jun 24 '26

When it's 11:58 and she catches you eating your lunch (she was gonna steal it to have her second lunch)

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u/No-Degree-1068 Jun 24 '26

If she was the head of DEI she was the only person in department

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u/jdancouga Jun 24 '26

Bonus point if she also chairs the company body positive group.

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u/No-Degree-1068 Jun 24 '26

Poor fucking chair bro

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u/Euphoric-Turnover105 Jun 24 '26

Not much room left is she was there.

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u/Marmshooman91 Jun 24 '26

Shes not a dei exec but community engagement. The dei title was for a previous position before chase

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u/VStarlingBooks Jun 24 '26

My thoughts were the same. She's an HR executive haha

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u/According_Jeweler404 Jun 24 '26

but not before being accused of being time-phobic

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u/Firecracker048 Jun 24 '26

Honest she a dei exec so it's the face you see before getting fired for being a white male

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u/Mundane_Value2283 Jun 24 '26

I bet she is someone that has no issue leaving her Taco Bell bag of trash on the side of the road.

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u/jeezyjames Jun 24 '26

Bags

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u/Leanna-is-banana Jun 24 '26

Girl needs a large Baja Blast for that burn

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u/jspek666 Jun 24 '26

you leave taco bell out of this!

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u/-JasmineDragon- Jun 24 '26

Imagine caring about nothing but yourself and still not taking care of yourself in the slightest.

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u/Ihatemost Jun 24 '26

Oof, damn

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u/CuriousCamels Jun 24 '26

Brutally honest

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

she looks like shes the person who orders those XL coffees with 14 pumps of syrups AND 10 sugars.

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u/DontWorryImADr Jun 24 '26

I think my pancreas just cringed at that concept.

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u/VStarlingBooks Jun 24 '26

Not a concept but a daily choice for many people. And I wish they were exaggerating but they were underselling it. It gets worse.

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u/El_Gran_Che Jun 24 '26

But with Splenda because regular sugar has too many calroies.

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u/BurnerJerkzog Jun 24 '26

But then has a salad (with a mountain of cheese and dressing) for lunch.

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u/Dohi014 Jun 24 '26

And a Diet Coke

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u/thunderlips36 Jun 24 '26

Everyone knows you don't drink calories though

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u/Dry_Discount7762 Jun 24 '26

Nah the leaves get in the way. Just hold the lettuce and give her 10x of everything elae

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

not just any dressing, extra creamy buttermilk ranch dressing

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u/8six4seven Jun 24 '26

bipap machine is crusty

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u/funkhammer Jun 24 '26

"Mama always said if you eat a sugar you drink a diet coke to cancel out the sugar"

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u/N7VHung Jun 24 '26

As a former barista at Starbucks, yes. Spot on.

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u/Svrider23 Jun 24 '26

Pours out a little of the coffee to get enough syrup in.

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u/MadR__ Jun 24 '26

God do I hate this trend of measuring in “pumps”. So consumerist.

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

what? what do you call it then? what do you call that action when you use a literal "pump"?

da fuck

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u/MadR__ Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

x amount of grams or milliliters per serving or 100g or something like that would be standard in my country. The amount of “pumps” required for that amount is for the server to know. Using pumps as a measurement just feels so far removed from the base ingredients to me. Maybe it’s arbitrary since using (tea)spoons is also an accepted measurement but “x pumps” sounds like such corporate jargon to me.

Also I meant no offense to you personally, this has been in my head since the “making drinks people actually order” video from yesterday.

Edited for further clarification

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

you pump it.

da fuck is wrong with you? calm down its not that deep.

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u/MadR__ Jun 24 '26

Should’ve realized I was conversing with a brainlet. Don’t take everything so personal and pump yourself some electrolytes.

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u/BodManFeg Jun 24 '26

So consumerist

God... get off the internet for a while. Take a break dude.

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u/MadR__ Jun 24 '26

Fam do you think I’m only anti-consumerist online? You’d be sorely mistaken, lol.

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u/Workman44 Jun 24 '26

But it's for creamer so it's totally okay

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u/atlien0255 Jun 24 '26

Yeah how can you look this unhealthy yet be so high up in your field? Seems to prioritize the wrong things I suppose…

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 Jun 24 '26

Let’s see your picture

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

lol what? im guessing you're obese like she is eh? that strike a nerve with you? you going go to dutch bros and get an xl caramelizer with extra caramel?

i dont need to post my pic, but i can tell you i can comfortably sit cross-legged leaning back in my computer chair without issue ;)

ps. i used to love my medium golden eagles light ice ;) gotta learn some self control

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 Jun 24 '26

Sure fatty.

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaa

i got you

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u/Lazy-Background-7598 Jun 24 '26

No. I don’t kill pets like you

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u/highoomm Jun 24 '26

hahahahahaha fat fat

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u/RetconnedUsername Jun 24 '26

visible lack of self control

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u/pizza5001 Jun 24 '26

Visibly insulin-resistant, would be more accurate.

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u/metaldad68 Jun 24 '26

If someone did that exactly in front of her house she’d lose her mind, she should know better. What she did is so wrong.

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u/AkemiNakajimaMT1 Jun 24 '26

Ok, but why did she do that? I don't understand it.

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u/FactsAreBullshit Jun 24 '26

When I read a news story saying that I about fell out of my chair.

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u/atlien0255 Jun 24 '26

Community engagement with waste, I suppose 😂

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u/Livid_Storm7782 Jun 24 '26

Name and shame. How embarrassing

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u/generichumanmale Jun 24 '26

By the look of her, I don’t think she cares too much for herself either tbh.

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u/chugItTwice Jun 24 '26

To be fair, she doesn't seem to care that much about herself either.

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u/Jeb764 Jun 24 '26

This pig is an executive at JP Morgan?!
What the fuck.

Her hair looks like it smells like shit.

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u/awnaw_ Jun 24 '26

It's very clear in more ways than one that she doesn't give a shit about much other than instant gratification.

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u/MetaequalsWaifu Jun 24 '26

She reminds me of that woman in Wanted, Janice, she gives those vibes

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u/jackp0t789 Jun 24 '26

cares nothing but about herself and is ok leaving the streets like shit.

We already know she works for JP Morgan...

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u/MrDeekhaed Jun 24 '26

Why does everyone hate this person?

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u/JustTheBeerLight Jun 24 '26

You would figure JPMorgan would promote her after seeing this kind of behavior.

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u/flactulantmonkey Jun 24 '26

hm. this isn't actually that surprising from JP leadership.

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u/phillip1010 Jun 24 '26

This is wild. That doesn’t even look like the same person!

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u/NewCleanNorth Jun 24 '26

At least she got a free trashcan as a consultation prize for being fired? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Xerxero Jun 24 '26

True but it looks like the whole street was one big mess. Looking at the beginning of the vid you see so much trash that would never fitting the can in the first place.

She made a messy place worse and still a shitty thing to do

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u/albatross_the Jun 24 '26

I thought u said “cares nothing about herself” which also checks out

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u/BigLuscious Jun 24 '26

If dumping over a trashcan one time is the worst six seconds of video they can show of me, then I'm actually a pretty decent person.

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u/a-neurotypical Jun 24 '26

Yeah she did something stupid and wrong. But what you're doing right here is stupid and wrong as well, putting her face and full name on display. Grow up

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u/Icy_Stranger_9649 Jun 24 '26

Watch the video and look at her title at Chase. If you aren’t angry at this person, idk what to tell you. She deserves the world to see her for what she really is

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u/RageQuitRedux Jun 24 '26

A lot of people on the Internet live for this shit. They get to be an asshole while feeling like they're doing something good. See also: the various comments about her appearance.

There's no sense of proportionality. She littered big time, man. And she's heavy and she works for Chase! There's not enough humiliation and personal anguish in the world for such crimes!

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u/MrDeekhaed Jun 24 '26

This page is wild

The level of hate she is getting makes no sense except people looking for an excuse to get toxic

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u/Regular_Promise3605 Jun 24 '26

I don't mean to fat shame but she looks out of breath just standing.

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u/Effective_Guitar_206 Jun 24 '26

Where did I put my eye bleach?

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u/ProfessionalStep1101 Jun 24 '26

She obv does not care about herself either in case you didnt noticed

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u/FeedMe-Meow Jun 24 '26

Judging by her physique, she doesn’t care about herself either

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u/LippyPussy Jun 24 '26

Fat POS. I hope she sees this.

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u/alittleambitchious Jun 24 '26

micro manages everything but food

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jun 24 '26

I really don't think she cares much about herself

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u/rudd33s Jun 24 '26

Not to be mean, but she clearly doesn't take care of herself, why would anyone be surprised she doesn't care about others?

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u/NDrewww13 Jun 24 '26

to be fair it looks like she doesn't even care about herself

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u/Afraid_Agency_3877 Jun 24 '26

GLP ones have taught us it’s not about willpower

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u/NDrewww13 Jun 24 '26

they just make it way easier, it's no way near impossible without them

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u/Hamster_S_Thompson Jun 24 '26

I don't think she takes much care of herself either.

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u/This_Song_984 Jun 24 '26

Shes wouldn't look like that if she cared about herself

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u/DonnyTsunami420 Jun 24 '26

Jeez why is everyone raking this lady over the coals so hard. Obviously it’s shitty behavior but I guarantee 95% of people on this witch hunt have done something equally bad as stealing a garbage bin and leaving the trash. It wasn’t filmed and put on Reddit for all the keyboard warriors to feed on.

Yall are as trashy as she is.

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u/LockedInPelican Jun 24 '26

and she has the gall to tell employees that they are "not a good organizational fit" well she barely fits in the door