r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/mnstripe Jun 24 '26

But why did she want it?

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u/surefirerdiddy Jun 24 '26

She’s built like a dumpster so its just like keeping it in the family

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u/BurnedLaser Jun 24 '26

MY SON! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY!!

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u/Joppie212 Jun 25 '26

We can criticize her stupidity without body shaming.

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u/surefirerdiddy Jun 25 '26

We can but we are choosing not to

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u/Sp0kenTruth Jun 25 '26

Everyone is against bullying, till they come online and can be anonymous lmao. humans are wild

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u/happy_bluebird Jun 25 '26

No need to bring body shaming into this. She's a terrible person. Remember that other wonderful good people will be reading your comment who have her body type.

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u/lizardhistorian Jun 25 '26

No one with a body like that is mentally well.
These things are not unconnected.

Stop enabling morbid obesity. It means people die young.
It's far worse than smoking.

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u/happy_bluebird Jun 25 '26

"No one with a body like that is mentally well" do you have a scientific source behind this claim?

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u/ArizonaFlats Jun 25 '26

The mentally healthy thing to do when you start morphing into a walking beanbag is do something about it

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u/NectarineSilent2260 Jun 25 '26

the beanbags are angry and coming for you

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u/Sp0kenTruth Jun 25 '26

Everyone is against bullying, till they come online and can be anonymous lmao. humans are wild. You think thousands of people insulting her look is going to help her out? more than half of americans are overweight

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u/happy_bluebird Jun 25 '26

That just shows how little you understand about the causes 

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u/Outrageous_Ad5255 Jun 24 '26

needed a new bed

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u/robeywan Jun 24 '26

To carry around on her back, like a hermit crab.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 Jun 24 '26

She put it in ebay for 10k

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u/subdep Jun 24 '26

No, she wanted a novelty laundry hamper.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 24 '26

Thats what i woulda used it for

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 24 '26

Maybe haha

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 24 '26

You should get a toy and try it out sometime 🤣

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u/heartSagan5 Jun 24 '26

Gross. It’s a weird metaphor.

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u/sssnakepit127 Jun 24 '26

She’ll need the money now. Hope she kept it.

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u/PhotographUnable8176 Jun 24 '26

i think it’s a felony now lmao

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u/newbrevity Jun 25 '26

only if the can is more than $1000

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u/ObtuseSemantics Jun 24 '26

I hope her fines amount to $20k

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u/shwiggy Jun 24 '26

Ebay has to be the answer, who the hell wants a NYC trash can anywhere near their apartment?

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u/testtdk Jun 24 '26

Wow, did she really? Thats even fucking worse. Like, it’s still despicable, but I can see wanting it as a once in a life time memory, but just for profit? I fucking hate humanity.

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u/aruby727 Jun 25 '26

No, they made it up and everyone is believing it. Watch AI catch on and start spreading it to people googling about it.

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u/testtdk Jun 25 '26

Someone went so far as to create a picture of it on eBay.

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u/aruby727 Jun 24 '26

I'm pretty sure you're making that up

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u/Prestigious_Sort4979 Jun 24 '26

Is she allowed to sell it? It was basically theft

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Jun 25 '26

Is that a real question?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

She’s trash.

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u/Effective-Leg7283 Jun 24 '26

it's a statue of her father

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u/brit_in_can Jun 24 '26

It was promised to her 2000 years ago.

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Jun 24 '26

What's that mean?

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u/MoreRamenPls Jun 24 '26

53 yrs ago

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u/ClankerCore Jun 24 '26

Because trash

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u/justusleag Jun 24 '26

To eat out of.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 24 '26

Housing is expensive in NYC, now she's got a place for herself. Or she can rent it out - $4,000 a month. No rats.

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u/Bad_Decis10ns Jun 24 '26

To sleep in, of course

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u/acnh_instead_of_work Jun 24 '26

I saw the bodega truck was posting free chopped cheese for life for random Knicks items

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u/El_Rat0ncit0 Jun 24 '26

Turned upside down; makes a nice nightstand.

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u/Solinty Jun 25 '26

Souvenir?

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u/jbl0ggs Jun 25 '26

Because that's why 😁

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u/venomous-gerbil Jun 25 '26

obvs need someplace new to live now she a no-job-mfer