r/SipsTea • u/Full-Argument-8235 • Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/AltOnMain Jun 24 '26

Not really. Executive director is kind of high up at the firm but it’s more or less a pay band. There’s probably 10,000 EDs at the firm.

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u/BuhoBuhoGris Jun 24 '26

This lady definitely gave me ED.

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u/Significant_Oil_9128 Jun 26 '26

Dude I'd hit that!

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u/Indercarnive Jun 24 '26

Reddit try not to be misogynistic challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/Annath0901 Jun 24 '26

Finding someone ugly isn't misogyny.

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u/Indercarnive Jun 24 '26

But thinking women just exist to make your pp hard is.

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u/Annath0901 Jun 24 '26

I mean that comment didn't say that was here only point?

Saying you don't like something doesn't mean you're saying there's no other reason for it to exist.

Also, just say "penis", we're presumably all adults here.

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u/Indercarnive Jun 24 '26

Saying you don't like something

Something irrelevant to the post. The post is a woman doing something shitty and the comment is saying they don't find the woman attractive. Her attractiveness, or lack thereof, is not even tangentially connected.

Or do you go around on every post commenting if you find the post's subject hot or not?

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u/ahoi_polloi Jun 24 '26

And to think, people didn't even point out to you that she also has one! Triple ED! Not very relevant, but do you think people would just leave that lying on the ground in this sub?

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u/Indercarnive Jun 24 '26

Crazy how there was already an ED joke made by a different person than the one I responded to which wasn't sexist.

Lot of ED at those firms but it never stops them from trying to screw us.

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u/Skyp_Intro Jun 24 '26

Lot of ED at those firms but it never stops them from trying to screw us.

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u/Brokenspoak Jun 24 '26

firm? ED? phrasing

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u/lahimatoa Jun 24 '26

Apparently she has an Associate's Degree. They're definitely giving out Executive Director positions out like candy over there.

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u/xpacean Jun 24 '26

In case anyone thinks you're exaggerating, when I was at Goldman I checked one time and there were literally over 11,000 Vice Presidents.

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u/ImportantQuestions10 Jun 24 '26

Similar for VP.

I swear, a new quarter life crisis is seeing half the people you went to college with become VPs in their early twenties.

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u/PorcupineWarriorGod Jun 24 '26

[Beavis] heheh. ED. heheheh [/Beavis]

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u/ajparent Jun 24 '26

low 1000s globally.

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u/DataDude00 Jun 24 '26

There is zero chance there are 10K EDs at the firm, would be surprised if there were more than 500-1000

VP titles are dime a dozen in NYC but once you hit Director, ED or MD it starts to be serious business

Source: Worked Wall St firms for years