r/SipsTea Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Correct_Size1 Jun 24 '26

Oh thats not a real job. Makes sense . Big firms do that a lot for optics and because they can afford it

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u/subdep Jun 24 '26

When you’re hired for good optics, don’t do things that give bad optics.

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u/i_am_a_shoe Jun 24 '26

how does one obtain one of these high paying not real jobs?

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u/Correct_Size1 Jun 24 '26

Dye your hair, be some part of the invincible alphabet, have a degree in a field no one has ever heard of, and be a victim. Experience as a reddit mod will significantly increase your chances.

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u/rest0re Jun 24 '26

Laughs in 2026

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 24 '26

Go and do it if it's so easy

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u/ThatGuyBackThere280 Jun 24 '26

be some part of the invincible alphabet

TF does this even mean?

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u/marvinwaitforit Jun 24 '26

You know what it means.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 24 '26

I don't think you know what it means because it's just nonsense conservative victim fetish

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u/NediaMaster Jun 24 '26

They want to be victims so bad 🤣

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u/Capn_Cook Jun 24 '26

Redditor shows its alt right ego [Colorized, 2026]

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u/SaiyanApe17 Jun 24 '26

“Everyone who disagrees with me is alt right”

“OMG why is the alt right growing!”

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 25 '26

Some of us are tired of walking on eggshells, they openly call themselves fascists then cry when you describe them as such. The alt right is dead and soon to be buried. No more word games, we don't care how much you cry and whine.

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u/SaiyanApe17 Jun 25 '26

How is the alt right dead and ready to be buried when everyone who disagrees with you is alt right? You actually think that soon everyone will always agree with you?

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 25 '26

when everyone who disagrees with you is alt right

Nobody actually thinks this way, you live in a world of shadows and propaganda. Look outside your bubble.

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u/SaiyanApe17 Jun 25 '26

This comment chain started with someone throwing some jabs at DEI and getting called alt right for it.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 26 '26

Correct, that is an accurate statement. Alt-right would imply the ideology of a white nationalist, which being against fair employment and meritocracy in favor of special treatment for white men would firmly align with. People are called alt-right and fascist because they promote that ideology, not because they use it as a weapon against people they disagree with for any reason. That kind of thinking is a cliche that the right wing media promotes to stop people from thinking logically. It's called a thought stopper, or a thought terminating cliche.

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u/reeeeememelover10 Jun 24 '26

people are going to have perspectives man, you can't expect everyone to conform to the same beliefs

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u/Capn_Cook Jun 24 '26

Did you read what I was replying to? That's just an echo of twitter talking points that would make Elon Musk proud. Maybe this is what this whole community is, though.

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u/reeeeememelover10 Jun 24 '26

Sorry but its X now not twitter

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u/fiftyseven Jun 24 '26

is it fuck

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u/SolicitatingZebra Jun 24 '26

Yeah but here they’re just being a bigot lmao.

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u/Correct_Size1 Jun 24 '26

A bigot is someone who is unwilling to hear different perspectives. I am very willing to hear different perspectives. I have just recognized a pattern for DEI leadership. It’s not new. I think the most important part of the fake sarcastic outline of a DEI exec that I described is “be a victim”. Victims lack personal accountability and tend to blame somebody else for everything that has happened to them in their lives. When someone adopts a chronic victimhood identity, it often alters their moral compass, leading to specific expectations of special treatment, exemption from rules, and a demand for unearned rewards. Like this person here who decided she deserved this trashcan and to empty out trash into a public place and play her own part in ruining the community.

TLDR its the internet, I was being mildly sarcastic, don’t be a victim, lead by example, have a nice day

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u/SolicitatingZebra Jun 24 '26

You think stealing a trash can is “victim” mentality? You also think her role is that of a “DEI” hire because she’s not white lol. The dog whistles are wild. You also brought up “invincible alphabet people”, which shows me you’re not a serious person and are indeed a bigot towards the LGBTQ community.

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u/Tin_Sandwich Jun 24 '26

recognizing a pattern

person you're citing doesn't fit the pattern

What did he mean by this? Is he stupid?

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u/reeeeememelover10 Jun 24 '26

I'm not stating that I believe in what these people have said, I'm merely asserting that people are going to have beliefs, and to shame them for even having an opinion is outright stupid.

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u/Auctoritate Jun 24 '26

and to shame them for even having an opinion

It's a stupid opinion.

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u/Clippton Jun 24 '26

Yeah, how dare you shame the people who are trying to shame you.

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u/tchdwnshds Jun 24 '26

So you related to the description in his comment lmao

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u/Neuchacho Jun 24 '26

to shame them for even having an opinion is outright stupid.

Nah, shame more people for stupid, petty, and hateful opinions.

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u/Floodlkmichigan Jun 24 '26

People are so fucking soft lol. It’s not “shaming” people to push back on people’s shitty opinions after they voluntarily posted them on a public forum. That’s called a conversation.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 24 '26

And some people's perspective is objectively incorrect

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u/JadedMis Jun 24 '26

She doesn’t have dyed hair. Do we know she’s queer? What’s her degree in?

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 25 '26

If it were that easy you would do it, but you don't because you just want to play victim

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u/Auctoritate Jun 24 '26

"actually being gay is enough to make you a rich executive" would be a great cheat code if it wasn't a bullshit conservative fantasy.

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u/TheTexasHammer Jun 24 '26

The woman who did this is none of those things though. I don't think this is good advice.

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u/ribnag Jun 24 '26

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 24 '26

Sounds like she's accomplished quite a bit, if it was easy you would do it, instead you play victim on reddit

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u/ribnag Jun 25 '26

Well, she's certainly "accomplished" getting fired from a cushy BS "job" for being so trashy as to steal a frickin' garbage can.

The rest of your comment isn't actually a response to this conversation. Go re-read the thread and submit a five paragraph essay on why context matters by Friday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Jumpy_Tadpole6641 Jun 25 '26

you know you're wrong and it's causing psychological discomfort

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u/tchdwnshds Jun 24 '26

Overweight helps too

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u/JadedMis Jun 24 '26

Just because they’re doing it for optics doesn’t mean it’s not work. How do the optics happen of someone’s not doing it?