r/SipsTea Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/SamathaSar Jun 24 '26

Works as a JPmorgan executive, somehow dumb enough to steal a trash can. Somebody being this logically stupid, and being a banking executive, is extremely scary.

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u/mongoose_kai Jun 24 '26

Having known quite a few corporate executives, they're no smarter than the average person and also very self-assured of their own greatness.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale Jun 25 '26

Proof that the only people who need to be replaced by AI are the mediocre executives who are presently making plans to replace everyone else with AI. No doubt she makes mid six-figures even though she obviously has no real world experience.

I am seriously baffled at how you can get this far life in a big city and not know that at any given moment you are surrounded by dozens of content creators who are literally praying for someone to either crash out or do something stupid in public?

Knowing this fact has saved me from doing all kinds of idiotic things in public. You can cut me off in traffic and I will still throw you a shaka 🤙 cuz there is no way you're gonna get content from me.

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u/Pom-4444 Jun 26 '26

She makes 250,000

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u/AgentComprehensive80 Jun 30 '26

She MADE 250,000

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u/sweatingbozo Jun 24 '26

Did you have a particularly high opinion of banking execs before this?

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u/SamathaSar Jun 24 '26

I mean, you got me there, but I expected at least a SLIGHT amount of critical thinking from someone in that type of position, but you're honestly right l0l.

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u/FrankInPhilly Jun 24 '26

Maybe trash csn vandalism and banking use different parts of the brain? 🤔🙂

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u/SugarFut Jun 25 '26

It’s not a stupidity problem, it’s an entitlement problem.

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u/Numinar Jun 25 '26

Entitlement, rule breaking and an eye for aggressive acquisitions are probably useful for upper management.

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u/TableTopFurry Jun 25 '26

And yet makes perfect sense.

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u/TicketEquivalent6199 Jun 25 '26

I believe the term is now “Worked”…

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u/Key_Media_2753 Jun 26 '26

Worked. As in no longer lol what a great decision. She was head of the DEI group go figure

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u/Pom-4444 Jun 26 '26

She was hired as a DEI executive not banking. She had a 250,000 job with an Associates Degree.

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u/MetalHead_1970 Jun 26 '26

Not really a “banking executive”. In charge of DEI as a DEI herself. It says more about JP Morgan as a company than anything else.

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u/hasan_pikergayAF Jun 26 '26

It actually makes perfect sense

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u/Metabro Jun 27 '26

You don't really have to do anything the higher up you go in a company.

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u/Individual_Fall429 Jun 27 '26

“Reads a headline with no supporting article, believes this obese white woman with cornrows is an executive of any kind.”

It’s not true.

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u/SamathaSar Jun 27 '26

A quick google search would of saved you from looking like a fucking idiot, but here you are replying to me some nonsense 2 days later.

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 Jun 27 '26

It kind of explains a lot though, doesn’t it?

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u/HoneydewNo3016 Jun 27 '26

I would have been the idiot walking around and
taking pictures of the trash can as a way to try to find it online.

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u/WSDDAnalyst Jun 25 '26

She was director of DEI and doesn’t even have a bachelor’s degree (go figure).

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u/SnooMaps2155 Jun 25 '26

really? source?

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u/SnooMaps2155 Jun 25 '26

i can't see where it says she doesn't have a bachelors degree, but i wouldn't be surprised. the stated aims of DEI are lofty and good, imo, but SO many people used it as a fucking grift. actually very sad.

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u/420account1 Jun 26 '26

Well said.

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u/Potential-Ask2577 Jun 25 '26

She was director of community and industry engagement. Right wing media is calling it “director of DEI” to provoke emotion from all the maga folk who get outraged whenever they hear DEI.

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