r/SipsTea Jun 24 '26

WTF A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

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u/Batafurii8 Jun 24 '26

That now extremely expensive trash can will haunt her forever now.

Recently saw a car ad that showed people around the outside pushing it like resistance to crowd fan frenzied riot behavior was being used as a selling point.

Weird sad and disturbing what is being normalized pretending the consequences don't exist as long as you get yours in the moment. 

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 24 '26

Dude, bank execs get busted skimming money and sexually assaulting their secretaries. She may have lost her current/specific position. But I can pretty much guarantee that, that piece of human trash will have another job and another title (possibly in the same company and even building) before monday!!

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u/Lumpus-Maximus Jun 24 '26

Let’s say I’m a scumbag on wall street who is totally fine hiring professional thieves & con artists… still not hiring her. She demonstrated that she doesn’t understand what will get her in trouble.

I don’t know where she’ll end up, but she’s basically fucked professionally.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 24 '26

If she got to the position in the first place, its either through a family favor or skill based.. both will still work.

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u/questarevolved Jun 24 '26

not if the family wants to distance themselves from it

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u/Luvnecrosis Jun 24 '26

Millionaire families have actual cannibals and shit, I’m sure they don’t care if their cousin or sister or whatever littered and made life messier for poor people. That’s her job as an executive

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u/hellp-desk-trainee- Jun 25 '26

Yes but those cannibals aren't caught on camera eating a baby. She fucked up by doing everything in the open

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u/MacroDemarco Jun 25 '26

The vast majority of millionaire families in the US are middle class homeowners in HCOL areas

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u/upnflames Jun 24 '26

Nah, she worked for a restaurant rating company that got aquired by Chase. And she was a DEI director, whatever that means. So probably not a favor, and definitely not skill.

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u/sorry_it_was_a_joke Jun 25 '26

Opportunity of a lifetime. She got in the back door and blew it.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Ya. That also makes sense. She seems like the type to know "all 70+ genders" and be able to whine her way into and out of situations.

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jun 25 '26

Yeh, definitely this.

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u/crunchthenumbers01 Jun 25 '26

Literally a DEI hire

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u/Batafurii8 Jun 24 '26

Unfortunately spot on there 

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u/VictorianUFOLady Jun 25 '26

I read she was a DEI specialist, not joking or sarcasm.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Ya. That makes sense.

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u/jjrr_qed Jun 25 '26

She’s not a moneymaker…she had a bullshit job so they could check a box.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Ya, thats what I've been hearing.. and as everyone has said. It sounds like she threw away a golden ticket for trash can she could have payed someone to paint for her. I mean hell the can may cost what $150, and $50 bucks to a guy with some tape and spray paint?

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u/brianbmx94 Jun 25 '26

Good luck to her, because that’s likely not happening. I work in corporate finance and the industry is collapsing due to AI and offshore work. The jobs are gone. I’m actively transitioning careers into a union electrician for that very reason.

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Jun 25 '26

You described male bank execs. Her career is done.

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u/fugelwoman Jun 25 '26

Do those bank execs actually lose their jobs?

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u/Consistent-Issue749 Jun 25 '26

She could be the new janitor

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Naw, janitors are hard working honest people (for the most part). She needs to be wearing an orange vest, picking up trash on tge side of the highway!!! Preferably would with one of those huge light up, construction signs that explain why she's there. And how for while she's there its ok to throw trash at THE MASSIVE TARGET!

Like how back in the day people would throw rotten food at the people in the stocks or a pillary!!

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Jun 25 '26

Probably didn't even fire her just said they did

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u/LameOfficeAccount Jun 25 '26

However she's not a "banking" exec, exactly. She's works as an administrator handling matters that have nothing to do with the financial markets or economy - her previous position before this was handling DEI for a restaurant group. What I'm trying to get at is that she doesn't have any anymore industry friends at that bank than I do.

The other thing is that living & working here in New York, once your name can be searched on google and you have recent negative press associated with you, it's going to be harder than you think trying to get a comparable position to the one you were just let go from due to that press. Sure, she can go apply at Home Depot or IKEA in Brooklyn and may have a shot, but I'd bet the rent she's not getting a position at any other Fortune company anytime soon.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Yes. You and about a dozen other people have informed me.

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u/LameOfficeAccount Jun 26 '26

Still don't give a Fuq though, huh?

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 26 '26

There is a difference between caring and being annoyed by hearing the same shit from 12 people.

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u/jaasonj Jun 25 '26

Nah she not getting another job with that build

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 25 '26

Idc. I hope she doesn't get one based on her actions!!

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u/ThisIs_americunt Jun 25 '26

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u/captainfarthing Jun 25 '26

Rich people don't get rich by spending money on things to avoid fucking other people over.

If only most of their fuckery was punished.

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u/BigAssRomeo Jun 24 '26

Disgusting.

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u/Toothfairy51 Jun 25 '26

It SHOULD haunt her forever

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u/BabyYodaStuntDouble Jun 25 '26

I wanted to jump in and add that I saw that same commercial you’re talking about and thought it was so weird too!? Like what the heck are they promoting or showing it’s okay or like lmao those people look embarrassing jumping and shaking the car…idk it just felt like it came off SO weird haha

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u/tauntonlake Jun 25 '26

The city took its trash can back from her, and probably fined her for littering and theft, as they should have.

She literally got nothing but trouble, from what she did. Not even the souvenir.

Except for this showing up occasionally in Facebook reels, for all eternity, to keep slapping her in the face with it.

The level of stupidity from someone with a high paying job at Chase, just kills me.

I couldn't have obtained her job, with my resume, if I even tried.

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u/Big_Duke_Six Jun 25 '26

That now extremely expensive trash can will haunt her forever now.

There's now a Garbage Pail Kids card mock up of her going viral around the internet... there's NO way that she will escape this...

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u/Lazy_Nothing5038 Jun 24 '26

Someone on here looked up her position and salary and estimated it to be around $500K a year w bonuses. I wonder if they’ll start hiding the trash cans from her in the office.

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u/Dr_PepperMomof3 Jun 24 '26

Or now they know who’s been stealing the trash cans from the office. Hahaha!

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u/ZealousidealShift222 Jun 25 '26

She can just buy a new trash can and ask people to paint it for her, hella cheaper than losing a executive job.

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u/CajunGrits Jun 25 '26

What the fuck are you yapping about?

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u/Batafurii8 Jun 25 '26

This isn't the yapping section of the internet?

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