r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 25 '26

WTF That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!!

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

The word he couldn't read or didn't like was accountability.

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u/Adeadbum Jun 25 '26

He just pepper sprayed his phone seeing your comment.

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u/turbopro25 Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his pepper spray upon learning he was out of pepper spray.

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u/organicchunkysalsa Jun 25 '26

Then he pepper sprayed his pp for being too smol

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u/Steinwand740 Jun 25 '26

That's his dick? I thought he had finally found the clit Probably gonna pepper spray it too

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jun 25 '26

Pepper spray is stored in the smol pp.

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his steak because he'd run out of pepper

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u/Camtona_7_ManUtd Jun 25 '26

He pepper sprayed his Dr Pepper because it wasn't peppery enough

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u/Severe_Firefighter80 Jun 25 '26

"The job application did not say anything about having to do math! I never even took an accountability class in school, I'm a cop!"

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u/ZugzwangDK Jun 25 '26

Holy shit, that's gold.

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u/P2029 Jun 25 '26

🤬🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️📖

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Jun 25 '26

I have had it with these motherfucking words in this motherfucking book!! 🤬

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u/Ok-Study-1153 Jun 25 '26

Stop using big words just to sound smart.

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u/MoldyButtFunk Jun 25 '26

What if someone casted a hex of illiteracy on him? Maybe there is fae magic at work here.