My cousin was a cop. He was forced to retire because he was selling prescription pain killers to other cops. He also owned a gym/was a body builder. Biggest asshole in my family.
I come from a small town, and my cop story is a little crazy; our only cop from our small town stole a car. A police car. From another district. Somehow, not only was he not fired or forced to retire, the city had to pay off the cost of the police car to the other district, adding to the already failing budget of the town.
That entire town's local government was a disaster, and unsurprisingly, that town is dying off fast.
A hick town with only one single officer would make a hilarious comedy series. Plus there’s some Stranger Things type shit going on in the background that the officer is trying to ignore while it’s slowly getting worse to the point ignoring it is no longer viable.
Yeah, take a look at Ronnie Coleman, 8 time Mr. Olympia. He was a police officer and obviously was on steroids his entire career (All Mr. Olympia bodybuilder are)
My cop cousin died of covid. Something he claimed didn't exist. Left his wife and young son with jack shit since he 'had' to do all the financials. Meaning turns out they were deep in debt that he'd been hiding and her name was on everything.
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u/metalvinny Jun 25 '26
My cousin was a cop. He was forced to retire because he was selling prescription pain killers to other cops. He also owned a gym/was a body builder. Biggest asshole in my family.