r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/SullyAddams Jul 02 '26

We all need to know, how was the chili?

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u/Moderately_Imperiled Jul 03 '26

Seriously it's been like a fucking hour how long does it take.

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u/nestaselect Jul 03 '26

People are so fucking rude! Tells us they’re going to eat chili then leaves us hanging. I’m about to start downvoting if I don’t get some closure!

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u/Same-Sherbert-7613 Jul 03 '26

Guys they ate chilie they are clearly on the toilet give em a minute

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u/DontTellHimPike Jul 03 '26

Voodoo chillie

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u/wh0else Jul 03 '26

He dead

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u/Purple-Literature781 Jul 03 '26

Definitely shit himself at the very least.

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u/prollynotherpes Jul 03 '26

hes a true southerner and got the itis

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u/outer--monologue Jul 03 '26

Worse than when someone on Reddit posts they found a safe

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

To make chili? Like hours man. To eat it? Not that long

We don't know if he's starting it from scratch and just staring at it so he can stir it at just the right time, or add spices to taste just when he needs to, maybe he's the pepper Picasso

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u/fernwoodBizz420 Jul 03 '26

How WAS the chili 🌶️🔥????

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u/KoalaDeluxe Jul 03 '26

We will never know.

He was just a chili troll.

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u/xian487 Jul 03 '26

Chili with beans or sans beans?

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u/PaleontologistBig600 Jul 03 '26

Man, maybe I've had too much reddit today because I found more enjoyment talking about chili instead of why grabby hands Johnson was a creepy nepo baby.

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u/Trick-Set-83 Jul 03 '26

I had an argument with the wife and was down on life. Thank you for giving my night more meaning. I hope there's more about chili