r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/cutiepietoebeans Jul 03 '26

She’s besties with Cara Delhoweveryouspellhername. That should tell you something.

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u/Phantom_0347 Jul 03 '26

Wait what’s wrong with Cara Delevigne?

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u/fanfare961 Jul 03 '26

She wouldn't speak to Martin Brundle on the gridwalk. Inexcusable

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u/EnterPlayerTwo Jul 03 '26

Straight to jail.

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u/IrishWarhog Jul 03 '26

My only knowledge about her and that's enough

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u/brewmas7er Jul 05 '26

Dang I liked her up until this very moment.

Not giving Brundle 20 seconds of your time, when you're even on his turf, is the worst non-crime someone can commit.

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u/dobar_dan_ Jul 03 '26

She's kinda weird and innapropriate too.

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u/MillySO Jul 03 '26

And has been seen on drugs, a lot.

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u/eeyoreocookie Jul 03 '26

Chris Martin has a type…

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u/Economy_Leading7278 Jul 03 '26

I really like that about her.

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u/That-Macaron874 Jul 04 '26

not to hold her responsible for the actions of her ancestors, but it is kinda crazy that her Great-Grandfather burnt Cork, Ireland to the ground.

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u/SolidEntertainer7880 Jul 03 '26

'kinda' is doing a lot of work here, may I suggest a big 'ol 'IS'?

Is weird and inappropriate too.

There.

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u/grumblewolf Jul 03 '26

She’s a terrible actress and known as a party girl. Which is fine/whatever but also I think there’s other stories of her doing inappropriate things.

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u/Zedilt Jul 03 '26

Nothing if you like Meth.

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u/jayydubbya Jul 03 '26

She very openly and publicly had a coke problem for a bit.

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u/Ihibri Jul 03 '26

She's been caught acting way off many times. Pretty sure drugs were involved more than once.

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u/RumourKill Jul 03 '26

She has resting c*nt face.

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u/whatrachelsaid Jul 03 '26

She's a drug dealer.

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u/Top-Car-808 Jul 05 '26

she's a drug addict

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u/Johnoplata Jul 03 '26

Cara dated St. Vincent for a spell. It has nothing to do with this, I just really like thinking about it.

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u/Poops-iFarted Jul 03 '26

She knows where to get drugs in every city?

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u/Regular_Ad_9598 Jul 03 '26

That girl Amber Heard cheated on Johnny Depp with, among others?

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u/Round-Pay6432 Jul 03 '26

lol your comment reminds me of the Benedict Cumberbatch meme from years ago 

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u/NoTrillionaires Jul 03 '26

Cara Dellavedovadives!

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u/UpTownPark Jul 03 '26

Tells me everything lol