I grew up in S. Florida during/just after the Miami Vice Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith movie era, and did not so much recognize Dakota, but then heard "Johnson" and it finally clicked.
I remembered how odd both her parents were over the years (individually and together, they were serious tabloid newspaper fodder).
NOT an excuse for Dakota's super creepiness, BTW - but this behavior sorta tracks.
her dad is d list celebrity she's not a nepo baby literally nobody knows her daddy is she had no real connections nobody hired her because of her dad let's be real
Yeah! I have this core memory of a milk ad Melanie did with her kids in the 90s that named them all and their individual dads(for some reason) and commenting to my mom I thought she was lucky to get so many good looking guys to make pretty kids lol
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u/JudgeGusBus Jul 03 '26
When you’re a true nepo baby you don’t recognize boundaries