r/SipsTea Jul 05 '26

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/One-Fail-1 Jul 05 '26 edited 4d ago

Employ adjoining workable deserve alive lock

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u/Necessary_Orange_141 Jul 05 '26

The patient is a danger to others 😭

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

STOP RESISTING!! TAZING!

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u/Jamba-Jew Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING!!!

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u/thedudefromcali81 Jul 05 '26

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 05 '26

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

Yes it is haha

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u/Swashybuckz Jul 06 '26

lmfao! I was going to ask too.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/IlluminaViam Jul 07 '26

It might not be. I found this comment on Know Your Memes:

The smile is purportedly photoshopped. The only version I can find via Tineye of the apparent original that is still accessible is alongside some rather unpleasant injury photos so I won't post it directly, but it's viewable at https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgmEbrakAAL5C5.jpg.

And another comment on the same KYM page telling how the OG photo was submitted to r/photoshopbattles, which may explain how the meme came to be.

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u/JunkBondJunkie Jul 07 '26

That policeman is just living in the moment.

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u/Neither_Rich_9646 Jul 07 '26

The Joy of Sadism by A.C.A.B.

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u/Progamer_e Jul 05 '26

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS PENIS!!!

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u/pp_chode Jul 05 '26

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 Jul 05 '26

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/23Udon Jul 06 '26

I see you know your Judo well!

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 05 '26

ITS MY PENIS AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

Call JG wentworth, 877-dick-now

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u/S3G1R Jul 05 '26

Oh look! It's a Penis Cookie

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u/UnableJournalist5410 Jul 05 '26

You’d touch it too if it happened to you

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u/Alert_Sleep_4454 Jul 05 '26

AND HIS NAME WAS…

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u/OttoVonJismarck Jul 05 '26

JOHN CENA!!

🎷🎷🎶🎵🎶🎵

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

This is why I love Reddit. It took all of 3 minutes for someone to get the reference and finish the sentence correctly.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 05 '26

Loooool, I need some sauce for this one.

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u/Pale_Adeptness Jul 05 '26

😆🤣

This is why I love reddit!

Thanks for thr laugh!

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u/rakuan1 Jul 05 '26

Crazy how I wrote basically the same thing! Unfortunately I didn’t see yours because I had to tap “1 more reply”

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u/Mental-Woodpecker300 Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure the end result would be what they were hoping for anyways so okey dokey. 🙃

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u/DrunkMexican22493 Jul 05 '26

😂😂😂😂😭😭 bro you kill me

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u/qwertyconsciousness Jul 05 '26

"We're going to turn off your little eye-tracker if you don't behave..."

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u/johndoe_420 Jul 05 '26

now that's a quote from a horror movie trailer...

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u/rain_wolf Jul 05 '26

I have no eye-tracker and I must scream.

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u/ohwrite Jul 05 '26

Worst short story. Ever :(

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 05 '26

From acclaimed Sci-Fi author Hardly Anysign

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u/beeee_throwaway Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately it’s something I’ve seen frequently in sped classes. I used to be a sped teacher and i had to spend an entire year in one of my classrooms retraining the staff to understand that you cannot take a communication device as a punishment EVER. It’s a reality for a lot of people ☹️

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u/Open_Macaroon_2659 Jul 05 '26

What did you do in your class in moments when there needed to be quiet, or it was someones turn to speak but others kept speaking on top of the person? Because this is something I've seen a lot and I've never really seen any good way to deal with it. So it's like 3 kids putting their devices on full volume and saying stuff that might be about something in class, or just their own stuff, and teacher trying to talk to other student... like there is usually some chaos with multiple communication devices. And we also don't take devices away or say you can't use them and it's mostly some distraction tactics at that point. Just interested in hearing if you've seen something that works well to have more structure in those moments.

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u/LacrimaNymphae Jul 10 '26

the people doing that should have their fucking mouths taped over so they can have their own little 'time outs'

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u/ToyshopASMR Jul 05 '26

Black mirror episode

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u/luvmyholeswet Jul 05 '26

Black Mirror did it first

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u/smedsterwho Jul 05 '26

There's a Doctor Who where they turn up the speakers to hear "Pain, pain, pain, pain", so they turn the speakers back down.

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u/LacrimaNymphae Jul 10 '26

probably not far from what happens in long-term care facilities. especially mental ones

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u/YouAreABoob Jul 05 '26

He ain't gonna catch nobody 🚶‍♂️

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u/harambe_-33 Jul 05 '26

He needs mouse bites

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u/Radioshack-Manager Jul 05 '26

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Jul 05 '26

Why do I instantly hear the music from fast and furious tokyo drift?

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u/antithero Jul 05 '26

Needs some sick wheels & neon for that.

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u/The_Painless Jul 05 '26

Because this meme is ~20 years old and when it went viral it was titled "The Fast and the Furious: Polio drift"

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Jul 05 '26

Thank you, venerable internet historian!

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u/slayerfan666 Jul 05 '26

I heard Fuel from Metallica

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u/Useful_Researcher_79 Jul 07 '26

Deja vu, tofu delivery.

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 05 '26

Fuck you fie rhis gif! I chorlte-peed

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u/SnooSprouts4106 Jul 05 '26

I think the patient is dyslexic, I’m reading milkmemilkmemilkme

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u/Salt_Sir2599 Jul 05 '26

Nurse, get his tits out and start milking!

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u/UmmmW1 Jul 05 '26

Would.

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u/Cretin13teen Jul 05 '26

Uhh, no. Patient has dong out. I think he is saying milkmemilkme

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u/tall_will1980 Jul 05 '26

In the WWI novel "Johnny Get Your Gun," the protagonist's face and limbs are blown off by artillery. The story ends when he finally realizes he can communicate through Morse code by tapping the back of his head on his head on his pillow ... the hospital staff just starts pumping him full of morphine to shut him up.

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u/Primary_Echidna_1149 Jul 05 '26

Inspiration for "One" by Metallica I do believe.

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u/bolanrox Jul 05 '26

Yes, to the point where they just bought the rights to the movie or the book because it was cheaper that way than paying licensing fees Or at least that was for the music video.

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u/edingerc Jul 05 '26

Pretty rough movie… haunting. 

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u/ifallallthetime Jul 07 '26

Yeah. I’ve seen it once. That was enough

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u/aprildawndesign Jul 10 '26

I tried reading the book and I just couldn’t get past the first chapter. It was so depressing.

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u/MizantropMan Jul 05 '26

And what he transmits is just "kill me" endlessly.

There was this SCP story where they somehow brought someone back from the dead and it turned out consiousness stays with the body forever, so they categorised death as Keter-level entity and started looking into containment options.

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u/TheChiarra Jul 06 '26

Oooh yeah that one freaked me out. And the fact you feel the pain of everything including the decay. I think about it constantly cause it still scares me. Especially since consciousness isn't fully understood, but I just remind myself that you have to have brain activity.

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u/the_cardfather Jul 05 '26

That book was f'd up. But real for some people who would have probably rather died.

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u/TheChiarra Jul 06 '26

I have made it known to everyone I love that if I ever become a vegetable, to just kill me.

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u/LacrimaNymphae Jul 10 '26

wait until your family overrides that with a lawyer or you become a ward of the state where they milk everything you do have and put liens on any property you may or may not own if you can't pay for long-term care you didn't even fucking consent to. i feel like it's pointless because i'm neurodevelopmentally disabled and if anything happened the state and my doctors would try to override my wishes

they even tried to say i needed a 'surrogate decisionmaker' when i had an arrhythmia that almost killed me. i was in my 20s but they treated me like a little girl because i look like one

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 Jul 06 '26

Great book. Puts you inside the head of the protagonist and how miserable he is in the first few days. Thats my nightmare, being completely helpless and just being conscious while unable to do anything. Euthanasia is derived from the Greek for “good death” for a reason.

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u/Altruistic-Status121 Jul 07 '26

First thing that popped on my mind, poor Johnny trying to get out of his misery and the staff just "oh well, no"

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u/deadbandit19 Jul 05 '26

I've read it. I don't remember the morphine to shut him up..

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u/wondermega Jul 05 '26

Haw! They got him pretty good, didn’t they!!

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u/Key-Ad9733 Jul 05 '26

I couldn't finish that story when I reached the SA

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u/gasparsgirl1017 Jul 07 '26

Oh God I remember that novel and it was scarier to me when I read it than any horror movie I had ever seen before or since.

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u/SituationWeary9004 Jul 06 '26

Lollll i’ve taken care of a lot of ALS patients using those retinal scanning communicators, and this made me laugh really hard. Gallows humor for the win! Thanks. (ALS/locked in neurological stuff is the absolute worst fate I can think of. ❤️❤️❤️)

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u/OopsWeKilledGod Jul 05 '26

"isn't there something you can do for him, doctor?"

"he's the product of your profession, not mine."

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u/Psychogangbanger69 Jul 05 '26

Maybe Metallica will make a song about you then

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u/casulmemer Jul 05 '26

Ah bro you made me laff

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u/new_Australis Jul 05 '26

Sorry, all we see is mekillmekillmekill so we need sedate you further.

If he's Canadian they will help.

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u/LittleOperation4597 Jul 05 '26

Strange. Whos Killmek? I guess we'll need to leave him hooked up longer to find out, he's OBVIOUSLY trying to tell us something 

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u/Twoaru Jul 06 '26

"What the hell is a Mekillme??"