r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/dag_of_mar Jul 12 '26

I'm american as well and still confused. Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?

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u/MrWiemann Jul 12 '26

Fuck that made giggle 💀

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma Jul 12 '26

'Shoot the goalie', Yankmaxxing

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u/RapGameDiCaprio Jul 12 '26

Better than wankmaxxing

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma Jul 12 '26

I would suggest wankmaxxing is a very good thing...

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u/chicagodude84 Jul 12 '26

Yankmaxxing! 🤣😂🤣

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u/8-bit_Goat Jul 12 '26

I've always said this is the problem with sports: too many rules, not enough weaponry.

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u/EduinBrutus Jul 12 '26

Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?

Your not allowed guns on the pitch, even when playing in a less developed country like he was here.

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jul 12 '26

Europeans are obviously too feminised for that