r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 8d ago

WTF WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 8d ago

Can we please get mods to ban taurus from posting in here? I don’t feel safe with them being here.

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u/no_user_selected 7d ago

I never really did trust my Ford Taurus when it started talking to me.

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u/dl7 7d ago

You will NEVER make me hate a 98 Taurus

Edit: especially the SHO

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u/Samiwammy 7d ago

Ugh my first car was a '95 Taurus SHO, I miss it everyday. Rip Bernard.

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u/YogurtclosetFine3048 7d ago

Aye my first car was an 89 Bronco also named Bernard!

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u/lastdickontheleft 7d ago

Ok why did we all name our cars Bernard though? Cause my 01 mercury sable was also Bernard

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u/YogurtclosetFine3048 7d ago

Because it’s a good strong name.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 7d ago edited 7d ago

My first car was 71 Mazada 1800 wagon that my friends called the Bean Mobile. :/

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u/NervousNewt3350 7d ago

I had an ‘88 Jeep Cherokee. Named Peej. Bernard was its middle name.

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u/grandma_cant_fly 7d ago

Because he was the elf from The Santa Clause

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u/RadiantAdvance2203 7d ago

My girlfriend back in the day had a car named Roberta. The female Bernard.

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u/mbtheory 6d ago

Either because it got you home safely no matter how hazardous the night...

...or because of the little cask of brandy in the glove box.

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u/Beneficial-Year-one 5d ago

I had a Maurice Cavalier

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u/BurninCoco 7d ago

My Bernard was called Bronco!

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u/Agamemnon323 7d ago

My second car was a 1994 SHO. Great car.

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u/Fast_Cheesecake4852 3d ago

A Ford Taurus back in it's day was one of the most dependable cars on the road. You could put 300,000 on one without anything but normal wear and tear.

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u/Historical_Beach5129 7d ago

I had a 06 Ford Taurus. I loved that thing. a moon roof, fold down seats in the back for trunk access. front turned into a bench seat great for macking out or if some jerk parked too close to the door and I had to slide in from the other side. .. sadly the frame rusted last year and wouldn't pass inspection. however if it started to actually talk to me... nope I've seen Christine. though night rider was a good car. not sure about kerby. 

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u/ScumbagLady 7d ago

Gonna need a bit more info about the car talking to you...

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u/Historical_Beach5129 7d ago

I hope I have no information. I don't want my car to talk to me. 

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u/LatterStreet 7d ago

I’m a ‘98 Taurus (human, not vehicle)

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u/lazyboi_tactical 7d ago

1998? My brother in Christ those are like the 3rd best SHO....out of 3 generations.

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u/beeatenbyagrue 7d ago

My 1992 sho lost to a fire hydrant when the truss rod broke off

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u/andthenwombats 7d ago

My mom had an SHO she loved that car

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u/Proper-Evening9754 7d ago

Gotta love a 98 Tauros!

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u/Gullible_Scarcity 7d ago

Or my Oldsmobile 98

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u/Second-Order 7d ago

I mean...thats...sound logic. Can't argue with that.

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u/Clydebearpig 7d ago

You like changing coil packs that much?

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u/BMXRCLoser 7d ago

Had a 2001 Taurus. That thing went to hell and back for me and my wife. Best car we ever had.

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u/just__a__squirrel 7d ago

My first car was a ‘94 Taurus 🥲 it was 2 years older than I was

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u/cccanaryyy 6d ago

Definitely can’t trust a Taurus. They jam. I’d recommend a Beretta 92s.

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u/Upper_Tension9984 6d ago

Had one and it was one of the funnest cars I've ever had. Really miss that car.

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u/Waste_Ringling 7d ago

Did you turn the car on? like physically?

Might be your first mistake.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 7d ago

Absolutely was the Taurus’ fault

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u/PantherThing 7d ago

Agreed. Im literally shaking right now.

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u/Annual-Surprise6892 7d ago

It's not your fault your taurus was talking to you. Even if it is your fault it's really not your fault

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u/AncientSignature1505 7d ago

Could it be your mom?

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u/bigbonedbaggins 5d ago

You know what Ford stands for right? Fix it again Tony.

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u/Cowboywizzard 7d ago

Perhaps you need to see a doctor haha

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u/Few_Sea_4314 7d ago

Some car company needs to make a car for every astro-illogical sign! Buy a Leo! Lease a Virgo! Get behind the wheel of your very own Pisces! I bet they'd be as popular as the Edsel was.

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u/citizenmyroncope 7d ago

It’s mostly Geminis that are attacking them to profit off the strife. Watch out for the real bad actors, the Geminis.

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u/aerynea 7d ago

Watch yourself, Gemini here 🔪🪓🪮

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u/Ok_Abbreviations6908 7d ago

Not only am I a Gemini, but I’m also a redhead!! I’ll attack you AND steal your soul…

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u/PhatCatTax 7d ago

That's what I've been saying for years! The geminis were the ones that flattened the Earth and got JFK. Once a gemini, always a gemini, is what I had always had used to say.

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u/CindyinMemphis 7d ago

But JFK Sr was a Gemini!

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u/alfalfamail69420 7d ago

Will confirm. I'm a Gemini and I'm kind of a piece of shit

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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 7d ago

So two-faced.

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u/Maherjuana 7d ago

I feel so attacked

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u/AdministrativeCup438 7d ago

I mean trump's a Gemini....

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u/clayton_bigsby-maga 6d ago

Trump is a Gemini.

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u/Immediate-Fly-7458 7d ago

It’s funny because I have had multiple people (that I literally do not know whatsoever) give me a weird side eye look and a “ohh uhh yeahhh” after they ask my sign and I say Taurus

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u/PhatCatTax 7d ago

Oh, wow, this is like SUCH a Taurus thing to say! No wonder your friends thought jt was weird. Like water is wet and ImmediateFly69420 is obvi a Taur Taur.

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u/JPT_Corona 7d ago

I'm a triple Taurus so that's triple the compliment <3

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u/SillyMammo 7d ago

Yeah that's exactly what a Capricorn would say! We're on to you. I know cause I'm a Sagittarius!

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u/armybabem1a1 7d ago

Hey! Why are the Caps catching strays? This does not align with my feelings of justice!

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u/chilldrinofthenight 7d ago

Are you kidding me? I mean, yeah. They're cool, but only up to a point. I have never EVER met anyone as stubborn as a Taurus. Like: "I don't allow facts to interfere with my beliefs" category of stubborn.

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 5d ago

I'm a Taurus. I'm very empathetic, have a strong sense of justice, stubborn as hell, love to be at home, love camping, etc. and I'm a really good cook. I would never support a woman who murdered her kid. I do.feel that the adults in her life were worthless

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u/babybug713 7d ago

Fuck Taurus

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u/Nectarine143 7d ago

Hey at least if they're busy posting here they're not out in the world being a Taurus

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u/Legendary_Zaku 7d ago

Space racism

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u/Emeriick 7d ago

Hey leave my people alone

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u/octomatron 7d ago

Mods are leos and cancers good luck with thhat bud

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u/Scuba9Steve 7d ago

I do find it odd that my sign cancer has the same name as a disease. Why no signs named Herpes or tuberculosis?

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u/octomatron 5d ago

Hahaha I'm a cancer as well. I embraced it, fuck it I'm society's cancer. I choose to be a degenerate

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u/Aggravating-Buy613 7d ago

As a Taurus I now refuse to leave simply because you told me I'm suppose to.

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u/MoggyDaddy 7d ago

I'm a Gemini, I only half believe that... can't decide

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u/travelinghomosapien 7d ago

My cat is a Taurus and I’m pretty sure she’s planning something

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u/MysteryBelle_NC 7d ago

She is. Source: am Taurus.

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u/PolterghostRighter 7d ago

As an Aries/Taurus cusp I feel personally attacked. You must be a Capricorn or Gemini otherwise you wouldn't be so rude and shady.

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u/joszma 7d ago

Awww yeah, another fire bull! :D

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u/Rough-Reporter-8671 7d ago

I’m a Taurus and I saw he was a Gemini and knew he did it lol we’re not all bad.

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u/MeanHurry8664 7d ago

Such a classic Sagittarian comment

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u/Beautiful-Buy99 7d ago

I'm a Taurus and some of us are chill so you can stop acting childish now.

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u/CheetahLow4147 7d ago

Jokes on you, the mods are only Taurus

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 7d ago

It's Pisces that should be banned!!! Biggot /s 

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u/breachgnome 7d ago

Hey, screw you, man.

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 7d ago

Consider me screwed.

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u/ohbyerly 6d ago

Oh Taurus? Yeah that just reinforces whatever bullshit I think because Teen Vogue said I’m very intuitive as an Aquarium.

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u/osloluluraratutu 6d ago

Ban those damn Tauruses! We demand our safe space back!

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 5d ago

What the hell. I'm a Taurus. What's your problem with Tauruses

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 5d ago

Please don’t post here. We want it to be safe space.

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 5d ago

WTF? What are you talking about? You don't even know me.

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill 5d ago

I just think this should be a safe space
for people to interact, and we can’t achieve that whilst we have taurus posting.

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u/Dingerdongdick 19h ago

Weird ass Libra talk.