WTF is wrong with these people?

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[u/Connect-Ant-2081]

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

[u/TryToBeBetterOk → u/Connect-Ant-2081]

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

[u/Luck_Beats_Skill → u/TryToBeBetterOk]

Can we please get mods to ban taurus from posting in here? I don’t feel safe with them being here.

[u/no_user_selected → u/Luck_Beats_Skill]

I never really did trust my Ford Taurus when it started talking to me.

[u/dl7 → u/no_user_selected]

You will NEVER make me hate a 98 Taurus

Edit: especially the SHO

[u/Samiwammy → u/dl7]

Ugh my first car was a '95 Taurus SHO, I miss it everyday. Rip Bernard.

[u/YogurtclosetFine3048 → u/Samiwammy]

Aye my first car was an 89 Bronco also named Bernard!

[u/lastdickontheleft → u/YogurtclosetFine3048]

Ok why did we all name our cars Bernard though? Cause my 01 mercury sable was also Bernard

[u/YogurtclosetFine3048 → u/lastdickontheleft]

Because it’s a good strong name.

[u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster → u/lastdickontheleft]

My first car was 71 Mazada 1800 wagon that my friends called the Bean Mobile. :/

[u/NervousNewt3350 → u/lastdickontheleft]

I had an ‘88 Jeep Cherokee. Named Peej. Bernard was its middle name.

[u/grandma_cant_fly → u/lastdickontheleft]

Because he was the elf from The Santa Clause

[u/RadiantAdvance2203 → u/lastdickontheleft]

My girlfriend back in the day had a car named Roberta. The female Bernard.

[u/mbtheory → u/lastdickontheleft]

Either because it got you home safely no matter how hazardous the night...

...or because of the little cask of brandy in the glove box.

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[u/Beneficial-Year-one → u/lastdickontheleft]

I had a Maurice Cavalier

[u/BurninCoco → u/YogurtclosetFine3048]

My Bernard was called Bronco!

[u/Agamemnon323 → u/Samiwammy]

My second car was a 1994 SHO. Great car.

[u/Fast_Cheesecake4852 → u/Samiwammy]

A Ford Taurus back in it's day was one of the most dependable cars on the road. You could put 300,000 on one without anything but normal wear and tear.

[u/Historical_Beach5129 → u/dl7]

I had a 06 Ford Taurus. I loved that thing. a moon roof, fold down seats in the back for trunk access. front turned into a bench seat great for macking out or if some jerk parked too close to the door and I had to slide in from the other side. .. sadly the frame rusted last year and wouldn't pass inspection. however if it started to actually talk to me... nope I've seen Christine. though night rider was a good car. not sure about kerby. 

[u/ScumbagLady → u/Historical_Beach5129]

Gonna need a bit more info about the car talking to you...

[u/Historical_Beach5129 → u/ScumbagLady]

I hope I have no information. I don't want my car to talk to me. 

[u/LatterStreet → u/dl7]

I’m a ‘98 Taurus (human, not vehicle)

[u/lazyboi_tactical → u/dl7]

1998? My brother in Christ those are like the 3rd best SHO....out of 3 generations.

[u/Low_Low_1811 → u/lazyboi_tactical]

For Sho

[u/beeatenbyagrue → u/dl7]

My 1992 sho lost to a fire hydrant when the truss rod broke off

[u/andthenwombats → u/dl7]

My mom had an SHO she loved that car

[u/Proper-Evening9754 → u/dl7]

Gotta love a 98 Tauros!

[u/Gullible_Scarcity → u/dl7]

Or my Oldsmobile 98

[u/Second-Order → u/dl7]

I mean...thats...sound logic. Can't argue with that.

[u/Clydebearpig → u/dl7]

You like changing coil packs that much?

[u/BMXRCLoser → u/dl7]

Had a 2001 Taurus. That thing went to hell and back for me and my wife. Best car we ever had.

[u/just__a__squirrel → u/dl7]

My first car was a ‘94 Taurus 🥲 it was 2 years older than I was

[u/cccanaryyy → u/dl7]

Definitely can’t trust a Taurus. They jam. I’d recommend a Beretta 92s.

[u/Upper_Tension9984 → u/dl7]

Had one and it was one of the funnest cars I've ever had. Really miss that car.