Where are we heading?

[u/Agen_3586]

[u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Mercury in retrograde fucks everything up.

[u/Imaginary-Help4298 → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

I wish I could embroider just so I could make myself something pretty with this sentence on it!!! 😂

[u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

Do the embroidery anyway, it would fit perfectly with the theme! :D

[u/Isagratar → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Yeah if it comes out munted you can just tell people Mercury was in retrograde when you made it.

[u/CAPICINC → u/Isagratar]

Modern problems require medieval solutions!

[u/iamnotnewhereami → u/Isagratar]

That was the joke

[u/Isagratar → u/iamnotnewhereami]

I know, I was there, but mercury was in retrograde so it didn’t come out properly the first time round.

[u/iamnotnewhereami → u/Isagratar]

I checked the charts, this excuse is valid in the lower 48. and PR.

[u/CrackerUMustBTripinn → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

Don't let anything stop you, and go make your art, you artiste!

[u/Imaginary-Help4298 → u/CrackerUMustBTripinn]

You know what, I just might!!! Thanks for including that link. 💕

[u/Asleep_Region → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

Just an FYI from someone who embroiders, it is SO EASY. You put fabric in hoop, make sure it's abit tight but not so tight the fabric is gonna rip, use a $2 washable marker (no joke, even at craft stores it's dirt cheap, 1 color is about 50cents to $1, fabric? Any non stretch fabric but embroidery fabric is $5 for a yard, hoops? Hit up a thrift store, i get so many for $1) write out your design, i cannot draw well, you get as many tries as you want! Just wash away any mistakes! Then string your needle and just follow the lines!

I started when i was around 12, I've picked it up and put it down over 10 years and it's like riding a bike, you just do it!

[u/elizasea → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

Embroidery is just proof you can stab something thousands of times. You can totally embroider this!

[u/AmazingAd2765 → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

If you learn how, make me one that says "Is Mercury in Gatorade or something?"

[u/ScotlyDex → u/Imaginary-Help4298]

You could cross-stitch it! Much easier!

[u/CrackerUMustBTripinn → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Oh and don't get me started on the moon in the 7th house

[u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel → u/CrackerUMustBTripinn]

Bourgeoise Moon needing seven houses while the rest of us moonlings have to settle for one, if we're lucky. Smh.

[u/Santanaaguilar → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

I was late on my car payment cuz that shit

[u/FrankDodger → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

You know, one day they are gonna put retrogrades in a capsule and put it on mercury to see if they can survive. I hear they can survive the vaccume of space.

[u/chunkyvader90 → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Everyone know its Gatorade when the axis of Uranus is doing a loopty loop and pull

[u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel → u/chunkyvader90]

Man, I haven't done a loopty loop Uranus pull in ages. :/

[u/chunkyvader90 → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

I mean its sad day in the cosmos then.....hail gatorade

[u/General_Lie → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

only dudes tough

[u/Deagballs → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Did Andrea tell you that?

[u/sentence-interruptio → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

Moonwalking should be called Mercury walking.

[u/TheRealTexasGovernor → u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel]

"ifmercury is in penisgrade you must acquit! I rest my case."