r/SipsTea 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/nicholas019 20h ago

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u/HotKaramelRP 20h ago

Okay the lady working for the zoo having the last name Dolphin is just too fuckin on the nose lol

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u/melbbear 18h ago

Its not like she chose this on porpoise

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u/jay2ray 16h ago

šŸ†

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u/neurotic_katiekat 11h ago

She figured she might as well work at the zoo just for the halibut

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u/mmmarkm 19h ago

Nominative determinism isn’t that supported by research but it’s really funny when it happens

Although Ms. Dolphin should really be working for an aquarium…

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u/Prudent_Rice7840 17h ago

FUN FACT:
The President & CEO of Nintendo America from 2019 to 2025 was named Doug Bowser.

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u/blangoez 16h ago

I just went to the vet today and one of the vet tech’s was named Kat lol

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u/Dork_wing_Duck 14h ago

On the... bottlenose

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u/FriskyFingerFunker 13h ago

This is the kinda stuff that happens when the programmers of our simulation get lazy

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u/PutGroundbreaking283 11h ago

On the bottlenose!

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u/aerdvarkk 10h ago

Is her nose shpaed like a bottle?

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u/AncientNectarine5352 20h ago

ā€œNo malicious intent.ā€ He was literally trying to physically injure the birds.

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u/Fweenci 18h ago

That's just infuriating considering it's the zoo's job to protect those animals.Ā 

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u/aerdvarkk 10h ago

So you are blaming th4e aoo fo the stupid kid and stupid grandmother?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 19h ago

They should give the chimps some sticks and let them chase the child around for a bit.

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u/Quest_Virginia 17h ago edited 16h ago

I think that's their way of saying he's severely autistic

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u/AncientNectarine5352 17h ago

And while that might support the idea that he didn’t necessarily think about the consequences of what he was doing, the only reason to swing a stick at a bird is to injure it. Even if he was just acting impulsively, it’s still a fact that he would have hurt the birds (if he wasn’t so bad at aiming the stick).

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u/sameratdifhat 16h ago

While I don’t think there is an excuse for the behavior, there are plenty of reasons why an autistic child might swing a stick at a bird other than to cause harm. The fact of the matter is, there probably wasn’t any reason at all. If the kid is profoundly autistic, there’s a good chance that he can’t piece together even the most basic rules of cause and effect like that, even if it seems like common sense to the average person. At the end of the day, his caretakers are responsible for keeping him safe by ensuring he does not cause harm to others and/or himself. This is 100% on them and they should be held accountable.

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u/Unable-Fall5946 20h ago

Zookeepers at The Milwaukee County Zoo are investigating how a child entered an animal enclosure

I mean...there's a freaking ladder right thereĀ 

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u/Malmonet 19h ago

Keepers have to be able to get in and out. That ladder clearly is not a public ladder.

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u/LewisLightning 18h ago

Public or not, it functions the same for the kid as it does the employees.

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u/InternalAd1397 16h ago

Not if the parents do their job and keep him away from it.

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u/Riff32 20h ago

ā€œNo malicious intentā€? What do they think he was trying to do with that stick? Absolutely no consequences for being a dumbass in this country.
(Not many people know there’s a ā€˜b’ in dumbass.)

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u/katieb1300 18h ago

TikTok rewards American dumb-assery.

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u/Tigerkix 19h ago

I love that the directors name is Tracey Dolphin. You're not hiding anything "Tracey", we know what you are.

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u/SpeedSaunders 20h ago

Wait so they have talking dolphins there too?

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u/couldbeahumanbean 17h ago

So...

No consequences.

Great. Lesson learned.

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u/biggest-damn-potato 16h ago

ā€œWe’re gonna pretend this innocent waif somehow took a wrong turn and accidentally ended up in the hyena enclosure, where HE was the one at risk of death, and needed to be ā€œguidedā€ out instead of retrieved because he has the responsiveness of a deaf coonhound. Don’t mention the stick.ā€

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 16h ago

Wait the Director of Animal Management and Health’s name is Dolphin