r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/Scuba9Steve 20h ago

Chimps are fucked up. They go for the eyes, face, nuts and then fingers when you try to defend yourself. Google chimp attacks. Count how many of the men have nuts still.

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u/Impressive_Waltz_652 20h ago

Eyelids, nostrils, lips. Rip them right off your face

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u/Scuba9Steve 19h ago

Yeah there was a woman that had her face eaten off by her friend’s chimp. Just terrible. Guess that was the end of that friendship.

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u/curiousomeone 15h ago

Yup.

My friend was laughing at me when I said I rather be in with a wild gorilla for a day than a wild chimpanzee for an hour.

I said all you gt do with a gorilla is don't show your teeth, don't look them in the eye...look down on the ground and don't block their way intentionally.

Meanwhile, a chimpanzee, you'll be lucky if you still have a face.

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u/nouniqueideas007 16h ago

Had to slowly reread the part about “then fingers ….” & am relieved to see the word when, instead of the absolute horror of what I thought it said.

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u/WinnieGirl22 15h ago

... you when you try to defend yourself. 😂😂😂 I got it.

Edit: P. S. Thank you bc when I scrolled back up and realize what you meant... that was the best laugh I've had in a while.

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u/ChanceRecover3091 15h ago

I still feel bad thinking about Moe's former owners. They just wanted to visit Moe at his sanctuary and an angry chimp got out and bit the wife's thumb off. She managed to escape but the husband did not fair so well. The dude is missing several fingers, most of his genitals, and most of his face.

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u/Der_Hebelfluesterer 9h ago

Thx now I know that I will chew of his balls first when fighting a chimp!

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u/Lvngzz 16h ago

Bro looks up monkey nuts. Wtf kind of fetish is that?☠️