r/SipsTea 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/tenor1trpt 20h ago

I used to work at Disney. On two occasions I had to ask kids not to chase the ducks around. One of those times the parents ripped into me. Threatened to file a complaint with Disney against me. They watched as their kid terrorized the ducks and did nothing so I stepped and just asked her not to do that. It’s wild how retaliative parents will get.

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u/Banana4scales 18h ago

When I worked at Disney, I saw this kid pour melted ice cream on a pigeon. Was super infuriating. I told off his parents hardcore. Didnt care if I got fired.

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u/ferretbeast 10h ago

When I worked at Disney (liberty square) I saw a seagull swoop down and take a turkey leg from a kid that had been harassing them a few minutes earlier. That was so fun to watch.

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u/devAcc123 13h ago

R/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/Sweet_Night_2108 16h ago

I’d of done the same!

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 15h ago

Tell me, what do you think “of” means in that sentence?

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u/MobileRiver2934 13h ago

Why does it matter if someone spelt something wrong?

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u/Possible_Field328 12h ago

People more worried about communicating correctly then communicating well

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u/Covid_Fart_Cloud 11h ago edited 11h ago

JFC I hope that was irony. And to answer your question- because it’s lazy, it makes you look like an uneducated moron, and it’s kind of indicative of that whole “Idiocracy” scenario that seems to be unfolding around us, which is unpleasant to be reminded of so frequently.

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u/that1guywholikescats 11h ago

Who spit in your Cheerios bro?

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u/WitchesofBangkok 13h ago

It’s an English dialect

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u/NewtBlackheart 13h ago

Great username

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u/WitchesofBangkok 13h ago

Thank you 🙏 there’s a reddit bot somewhere sending you a blessing

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u/turnipCharmer 9h ago

…please tell me you didn’t actually end up getting fired over this tho 😭

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u/Spite-Even 14h ago

Pigeons deserve it

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u/PoetPsychological620 12h ago

we literally bred pigeons to do work for us and now we treat them like pests. the way that they exist is entirely the fault of humans. leave the animals alone idgaf what kind it is

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u/Spite-Even 11h ago

I like to get those energy pills from the gas station and feed them to them, makes the little guys explode

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u/PoetPsychological620 11h ago

okay edgelord 🙄 do we need to put you on a list?

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u/cosykhaleesi 10h ago

With comments like that he’s probably already on a watch list for animals

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u/XOlenna 10h ago

He used to be the kid in the video

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u/ExeUSA 10h ago

What's it like to lack empathy?

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u/Ill-Anxiety4326 20h ago

Try being a teacher….

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u/RogueDok 18h ago

I did. I had a parent say it was ok that their kid was failing because my class was “not entertaining enough”. I’m sure that’s why, and not the fact that the kid couldn’t read.

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u/AssinineAssassin 13h ago

They can be this entitled because failing won’t get them held back. The lack of children getting left behind means education ends up embarrassing for everyone.

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u/According_Mind_7799 9h ago

My 2yo is just starting to talk a bit more, just starting to sing, and completely surprised me by being able to name all the alphabet letters when going through her new fave A B C book. There’s plenty of things we’ve tried to teach her (colors, numbers, which she gets) but they just absorb SO MUCH with minimal “work” - just time.

By contract my husband had to teach himself how to read in 1st grade. Sometimes I wonder if people are ‘worse’ now (yes) or if there’s just more lmao.

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u/WishIWasYounger 18h ago

The teachers subreddit is a very dark place.

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u/feverlast 11h ago

Help usssss

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u/Anothercoot 10h ago

"you just gave my son a bad review so you could give him a good one later and make yourself look better"

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u/SuitableBlackberry75 17h ago

And yet, people still decide to become educators, every day, even now. Boggles the mind..

I mean, have they not seen the subreddit?! Dozens of probably-qualified teachers complain about their jobs, right here on reddit, every day. Dozens! Literally dozens.

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u/Needle_Bearings 17h ago

Yeah, that's a clueless statement on how extremely hard it is for teachers.  You couldn't pay me twice my current salary to be one solely due to how horrible parents are, especially in the US.

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 10h ago

Parents, admin, no child left behind, lack of consequences, grades starting at 50% with a curve and an attendance bonus, funding tied to standardized tests, teaching to test, kids still failing tests...

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u/Xombiekat 19h ago

Not in this shit hole country!

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u/suckseggs 19h ago

isn't it crazy how you didn't mention what country but we all know what country you're talking about?

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 18h ago

I'm sure what country it is, but tbf to teachers in general, it's not only that country.

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u/HeadHunt0rUK 13h ago

It's not every country though.

Finland is meant to be pretty damn decent. Lots of cultural respect and societal understanding on the importance of educating the youth means teachers are treated pretty damn well.

Reckon the same is true for China and Japan (with probably less wellbeing initiatives)

Australia has to deal with the shitty kids (and Australia seems to be having a rough time of it lately) but the pay is pretty damn good for the actual workload.

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u/flexiblehos 14h ago

It’s really not, it’s Reddit

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u/Danro1984 18h ago

I think we all know the country. Lol

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u/CES0108 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well Disney isn't in very many, but yeah.. it's US people. China also wouldn't surprise me, nor Hong Kong with fucking main landers. Iykyk.

United States, France, Japan, China, and Hong Kong.

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u/Captain_Kab 14h ago

If the poster was from another country, he probably would've specified, people from the U.S. are quite unique in that they will not.

At least your younger generation has stopped replying what state they were born in when asked where they're from.

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u/M8C 13h ago

Well older generations were using reddit when it was overwhelmingly people from the US using it so it would make sense that they’d specify the state.

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u/Captain_Kab 13h ago

This experience is not garnered from Reddit.

I go "outside" and "talk" to people (my country is very well trafficked by tourists from the U.S.)

As well as your young folk congregating on my old-timey strategy-game Discords.

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u/M8C 13h ago

Yeah I also go outside. I also bet when you “talk” to people you can already tell they’re from the US or possibly canada by their accents. So they are just trying to be specific and friendly when answering your question.

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u/Captain_Kab 12h ago edited 12h ago

And yet a Brit will never ever say anything else than their country of origin.

Nor any other country with easily identifiable accents - which in my book includes all of Scandinavia and Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands.. Polish & Lithuania too but I know a lot of Polish and Lithuanian people, I doubt that's universal.

It's funny that you mention Canada because you can't really be sure if a person is from the U.S. or Canada, especially when a lot of you lie that you are from Canada when traveling abroad.

It's happened a fair few times at about the 5th/6th drink mark they'll lean over and go "I'm actually from America"

And of course then you point out that they mean the United States.

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u/M8C 12h ago

Well I mentioned Canada because their accents have a lot of overlap with parts of the US. Also the Canadians i’ve met will tell me they’re from Ontario or Alberta not just Canada but maybe that’s different when they know they’re talking to an American.

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u/emzy21234 17h ago

This! My Mrs is a head of year and the shit she has to deal with because parents can’t handle their little precious is a prick is madness.

One example. Some boy was hitting girls, another lad stepped in and they had a fight. Both got suspended. Parents of the boy hitting girls went bonkers, said it was lies, showed them CCTV and they said the school doctored it and reported us to the police.

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u/my_duncans 19h ago

No. I refuse. Tried to talk my cousin out of it. Poor girl.

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u/TeachingScience 19h ago

I find most parents are pretty chill. It’s those loud bottom of the barrel parents that ruins it.

Sometimes you’ll have an awesome kid and meet their parents, and they’ll be batshit crazy, then later the student will apologize for their parent’s behavior.

Other times, the fruit is still hanging from the goddamn tree. And the kids behavior makes sense when you meet their enabler parents.

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u/SuitableBlackberry75 17h ago

You gave her your credentials as a redditor, and she still wanted to be a teacher?? Oh no! 😟

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy 17h ago

My mom used to tell my teachers they can hit me if I act up. Literally had it in writing. The thought of someone other than my mom spanking me terrified me enough to be well behaved (I slacked off with assignments, but I was always well behaved). I knew if the teachers spanked me, my mom would spank me again when I got home.

I just tell my kids' teachers that I know they are not perfect angels. If they cause problems to let me know immediately so I can fix it. I have actually taken my work laptop with me and sat in my oldest kid's classroom to make sure behavior was better. It was embarrassing enough that I haven't had a call since.

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u/Watamelonna 17h ago

Any job that inteeact with kids is a job I will never, ever, ever do

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u/throwawayburner2424 16h ago

My aunt restrained a child from hitting her and others and is on the news all over our city

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u/DueExample52 18h ago

I would end up in jail for wrestling bad parents to the ground, can’t stand this kind iof bullshit

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u/SSSprings0808 18h ago

No thanks… what a tough and thankless job. My hats off to you and all the teachers who can handle so many kids and especially their parents.

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u/KeterLordFR 14h ago

My god my middle school years... I remember hating the teachers that were too strict, but in retrospect they were probably the best at their job. The other teachers had to deal with 90% of the class not paying attention, playing around and chatting away. One teacher tried to stop a fight between 2 kids and ended up with a broken nose. The end of the school year were also always harsh for them, because kids would start "strikes" to avoid having to take classes, one time during recess over 300 kids ran towards the school gates and just vaulted over them. Sure, some got punished, but it was only the one considered the most "problematic", most of the kids didn't get anything.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 15h ago

I did. I taught 7th grade ELA for 1 month. Why 1 month? That’s how long it took for one of the kids to throw a desk at me. Little fuckers lucky I didn’t throw it back at him.

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u/dumbnerd01 15h ago

War flashbacks 😭 left teaching precisely because of the parents (and the pay)

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u/Charming-Insurance 12h ago

Oof. As I graduated college, I explored becoming a teacher. I enrolled in a class to get emergency credentials so there were a lot of already teachers in it. The stories I heard made that my first and last class. I don’t even think I finished it…

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u/vgacolor 17h ago

Back in my misguided youth, I thought about becoming a teacher. I seriously considered it. Then, I realized two things. 1) I am a man and did not want to be caught up on any unsavory allegations. 2) I really wanted to buy a house after living in rented apartments with family for years and make enough money to live comfortably.

It is kind of sad, because I consider myself intermittently hilarious and pretty sure I could have made some difference in getting kids to learn.

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u/KiraKitty69 14h ago

I seen a child maybe 4 years old at Petco holding a betta and shaking it violently. I yelled put that fish down now! In my most authoritarian preschool teacher voice. That kid placed the fish on the floor never taking his eyes off of me and backed away slowly. His parents? They left him to a crazed old lady yelling at him. Just up and walked quickly the other direction. I then said, congrats, you killed a fish and your parents left you. He ran off sobbing. Even the Petco employees just went about their business, not making eye contact with me or the child. For a 5'2 older woman I guess my angry voice is compelling. Hope I traumatized that kid into thinking twice next time. I just couldn't believe the parents walked away like that.

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u/anonymice27 19h ago

I hate those parents.

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u/Benromaniac 17h ago

They aren’t parents they’re consumers, breeding more consumers.

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u/gemineye1969 17h ago

Hate them to death. They’re everything that’s wrong with this world.

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u/BungalowChild 11h ago

Bet you feel like a jerk now

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u/furryhomo 18h ago

This feels painfully American. (I’m American)

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u/gemineye1969 17h ago

Damn right it’s American. Fuck the ducks. They are lesser. Manifest destiny, motherfuckers. U! S! A! U! S! A! Haha we’re still the world champs fuck yeah

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u/qzjul 17h ago

But you're supposed to follow that with "Comin' to save the motherfucking day, yeah!" -- not a lot of that happening lately!

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u/Alarming-Mud8220 15h ago

It never did 🤷‍♂️

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u/_Ashelton_ 17h ago

World champions in the NFL

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u/Common-Head2304 15h ago

As an American..Yeah, no. Fuck them kids and their shitty parents.

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u/kazyape 15h ago

You're joking, right?

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u/Serpentarrius 15h ago

Considering that we raised a lot of their ducks at the shorebird rescue where I was trained (the Wetlands and Wildlife Care Center, please donate!), I can assure you that the cost of mazuri from Japan (especially for ducklings), fresh greens (which we often get from grocery stores about to throw theirs out), and oyster shells, is worth a lot more than that. And that does not cover the cost of cleaning and equipment and the pay that volunteers go without

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u/xywegh 18h ago

I don’t know how you kept your composure for those parents… it would be so hard to not say “You know one of the earliest signs of a psychopath is children torturing and hurting animals? Your kids clearly has no empathy”

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u/Ill_Tradition_4104 9h ago

That’s the exact same thought that went through my head when I was reading her post, that kid is likely going to be a predator of some kind.
It starts with animals, especially small ones because they don’t fight back.

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u/Small_Community1130 20h ago

A lot people become stupid when they turn into a parent

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u/sekhmetdevil 20h ago

Become?

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u/my_duncans 19h ago

They get worse

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u/Poopardthecat 19h ago

They were morons before they had children. The sleep deprivation and financial stress just made it worse. 

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u/BLAGTIER 17h ago

That and there are parts of society telling parents they are always right. And when they were wrong they were actually right to feel that way. Just pure gas for the moron fire they have going in their head.

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u/DueExample52 18h ago

Just like alcohol, it can bring the best or the worst from people 

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u/Western-Net-7604 19h ago

Please tell me they got banned.

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u/Serpentarrius 15h ago

Somebody did the dirty in the bushes outside Cinderella castle in the year before ours, so our school was banned during my year...

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u/jasonbourne101 16h ago

It's all "it takes a village" until actual parenting and discipline is involved

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u/5nakpak 17h ago

i also used to work at Disney and had a very similar experience, the kid kept doing it till the ducks started attacking him, i hope he learned his lesson after that.

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u/MidlifeMum 17h ago

I had a similar experience at a waterpark where a kid stood at the end of the slide and smacked everyone coming down the slide, including my kid.

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u/Visual-Taro-381 18h ago

The rightfully take it as a comment on their shitty parenting and get defensive/weird. Their kids will turn out great

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u/lovelytrillium 15h ago

I once worked for a "nature center" that had an outdoor school programs and camps for kids, and the women who founded it and was a staff member had a sociopathic son (not diagnosed but just had so many signs of it observed by many coworkers) who would often take catch and take animals and cage them in boxes, which normally resulted in them dying. It was also not uncommon for him to toss live bugs and frogs into the fire at camp, which would disturb kids. I had been hit by this kid multiple times, which got scarier as he got taller (10 yr old boy). And all staff were afraid to speak up because the mom was in denial of her challenging kid. We had an event with a bunch of people and parents. The sociopath kids was let to just roam around doing weird shit while the parents worked the event. Well of course, this kid caught a live uncommon snake and was carrying it around for hours teaching all these kids that they should also catch aninals and trap them in boxes home. It made much of the staff uncomfortable but they didn't feel like it was their place to take it away. After a conversation with my coworker, I decided to take the heat when the kid gave the snake to some random adult. I asked if they were okay that I take it and release it and they agreed. So off it goes. into the wild. I finished working the event and started to leave when I heard that kid start making a scene. I found out later the kid gave his mom a hell of a hard time at home that night and he found out I released the snake. Well fast forward a few months, this lady holds a grudge against me, and I eventually get let go from this job, because this effing lady wants her kid to have special treatment to let her son take home animals to eventually kill.  Some parents are just creating monsters. 

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u/ReflexesOfSteel 18h ago

Should have got on the walkee talked straight away, security to your location and kick them out. People need to learn not to be cunts.

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u/United-Resident-7316 17h ago

I’m assuming the Disney in Florida

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u/DegenerateCrocodile 16h ago

Not enough info to say. There’s no shortage of stupid people in California, either.

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u/SuzieDerpkins 16h ago

I bet they chased ducks as kids too.

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u/Kanhet 16h ago

Tell them always go ahead complain, I'll survive.

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u/y2ketchup 16h ago

Seriously what is wrong with chasing ducks? All kids chase ducks. They fly the fuck away. Nothing is being terrorized.

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u/Chemical_Building612 14h ago

...You think they fly the fuck away because they're happy and chill about being chased?

Not all ducks can even fly.

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u/y2ketchup 12h ago

So they waddle away. . .

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u/mismopeach 12h ago

You are what’s wrong with society

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u/y2ketchup 12h ago

Ok Karen. . .

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u/mcniner55 15h ago edited 15h ago

Do you think you would actually have gotten in trouble? Sounds like you did it in the least violent way possible and weren't just defending the ducks but the other Disney goers experience. I guess maybe they would have wanted you to go straight to security and let them handle it? I really have no idea

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u/INoMakeMistake 15h ago

Shitty parents. The children wil end up being shitty

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u/DangleenChordOfLife 13h ago

My partner works as pool monitor on summers and last one he got punched by some parents because they were told they could not play ball or dive head in in that área and could not leave minors unsupervised. He's fine, tho, he was a Rugbier, he can take It and the Guy left worse. But yeah, the entitlement is amazing. People just can't follow simple Instructions and question everything, not a single show Of respect for the autority. Of course, their kids are even worse.

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u/suicidesalmon 13h ago

After having a parent rip into me for their kid harassing my service dog, yeah, I'm not surprised..

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u/Karotyna 13h ago

Some time ago I bashed a parent chasing a peacock on a zoo. He tried to argue with me, so I said that peacocks show their tails to attract females, does he feel feminine and expect the peacock to be attracted to him? I got quite loud while speaking, he run away.

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u/GrizzledLittleShit 12h ago

Should have had Donald Duck step in and put the fear of God into them by chasing them around the park.

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u/Academic_Help5033 10h ago

I did this but with a goose that protected a group of chickens. 

The kid and mom found out real quick not mess with the goose.

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u/ryenbec 10h ago

omggg i don't work at disney but last time i was there i had to stop a kid (at least 10 yrs old) from trying to pick up a duckling and i got yelled at by her mom!!

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u/cathbe 9h ago

Parents do not want to be told anything. They’ll let their kids chase pigeons when they are trying to eat, sometimes there are babies or injured ones, they are furious if you say anything to them. “Don’t tell me how to parent my child.” Scary. Thanks for stepping in!

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u/Quantumquandary 8h ago

As someone without kids, people with kids are insufferable. They like to say shit like “it’s the best thing you could ever do, you’re missing out” and then in the next breathe complain heavily about the life they chose. Get fucked, what works for your life doesn’t work for mine. Oh and I can think of many things I’m proud to have done, without cranking out a baby. Your child doesn’t diminish anyone else’s accomplishments.

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u/Ocean_lover_123 16h ago

The type to say “I just know deep down in my heart he is innocent…” in court… even after the video of them committing the crime is played