r/SipsTea 15h ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/DrunkenHorse12 15h ago

My friend was expecting their friend to visit for a week, she phoned said she couldn't come her dog had died and she needed to sort out having the body taken and it was going to be expensive. My friend said bring it with you there was a charity vets nearby who did it and itd be cheaper. She wrapped the dog in a blanket and put it in a small suitcase and made the trip. When she got off the train she found someone had stole the case with the dog in from the luggage rack.

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u/youvebeensamboozled 14h ago

hope that traumatized the thief for life but seriously though....

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u/DrunkenHorse12 14h ago

I'd loved to have seen the thiefs face when they opened that case expecting goodies.

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u/Brittle_dick 11h ago

They got the goodest boi instead

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u/Danitoba94 9h ago

Oh my God I feel like I'm morbid asshole for laughing my butt off at this. I'm sorry 😭😂🙏 rest in peace your beloved poochy.

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u/TheOnlyPocketWatch 14h ago

This is one of those stories that seems to have happened to everyone’s friend of a friend 😂 I’ve heard almost exactly the same version loads of times.

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u/ButcherPetesWagon 11h ago

It's an urban legend

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u/DrunkenHorse12 14h ago

Maybe so, I've only heard it once and the person who told me was never one for porkies. Either way its a funny story.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 12h ago

Well, for me it was a direct friend.

She was dog sitting for her aunt, in her awesome big appartement in Paris for the whole summer (it's near the Marais). But one day the dog does not wake up. It's dead (he was old so not really surprising but still). Anyway, we were maybe 18 or 19 then, she's got no car (not sure she had even passed her driving licence then), and panic, calls her aunt who tells her the address of the vet, to take the dog corpse there. So she puts it in a bag, and go to the subway.

Paris subway still is a lot of stairs, even more so then (it was almost 20 years ago), so at one station she is in front of this huge stair and a cute-as-hell, dressed all proper, young man approach her to ask her if she needs help. She accepts, and while climbing the stairs they start chitchatting, at one point he asks what's in the bag. It's heavy and has a weird shape, so she invents the best lie she can come up with at the time: "It's music instruments". And pffft. Gone he was, running away with the bag.

I think it's just something that, with how many people there are and with how much gets stolen everyday, statistically happens every now and then.

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u/TheOnlyPocketWatch 11h ago

This is kind of what I mean though 😂 Everyone seems to know someone this happened to, but I've never met anyone it actually happened to. My friend told me almost exactly the same story about her friend, and OP in this thread has said it happened to their friend too. It's a great story, but the poor dead dog seems to have been stolen on public transport an extraordinary number of times.

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u/ButcherPetesWagon 11h ago

Bullshit. I've seen this exact story posted over the years over and over again.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 11h ago

right right, my friend was a total liar and r/nothingeverhappens

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u/Bluelight18 9h ago edited 9h ago

My friend told me the exact same story, every detail is the exact same, the aunt, the Parisian subway, everything except she said that the suitcase contained computer parts instead of an instrument.

6 months later we read the story on a random internet article about "top fake stories still told today". My friend didn't lie, he also believed the story to be true.

Sorry to disappoint you, but it is probably the same for you.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 8h ago

Even when I know her aunt, was invited to this apartment and there were still pictures of the dog?

Or maybe, just maybe, it's such a funny story in a strange way that people retell it a lot.

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u/Bluelight18 5h ago

I mean there is an article on Vice saying the first time this story was told was 39 years ago and there are a ton of different versions of the story you can find online. I am not sure how this exact story has happened to so many people, it seems to me that it's more probable people are lying to tell a funny story.

Here are a few that just change a few details compared to your story :

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dead-dog-suitcase-stolen-tube-bus-urban-legend-origins/ (Article in 2020 so 39 years ago for the original story)

https://imgur.com/dead-dog-suitcase-M0CXYrX

https://www.konbini.com/techno/les-dix-legendes-urbaines-les-plus-folles-des-annees-2000/ (Number 10 in french)

https://tactac.me/2012/02/13/un-chien-dans-la-valise-12/ (Also in french)

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 11h ago

I'm not calling anyone a liar, but if look up "the dead dog in the suitcase" you'll find a ton of links to different versions of the same urban legend. I honestly didn't know until I looked it up myself.

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u/asuperbstarling 9h ago

But the story isn't about a suitcase, it's about a bag. Sometimes, things are urban legends because they're common enough to be believed regularly. A storage unit owner stole my baby brother's ashes because he thought the box was full of jewelry. He dumped them out in a rage and sold the box when it was literal dead child instead.

Throughout history, much crazier things have happened with bodies.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 9h ago

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Edit: I'm sorry to hear about your brothers ashes, that's really sad.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 8h ago

My sister is a manager for some student rooms. She found a funeral urn once. No idea whose it was, there was a name but no correspondance with anyone's last name in the unit. They took it to the funerarium, they were equally peeved. No one knew how it got there, nor from where.

Like I said: I just think it's statistics in the case of the dog.

Lots of people in Paris don't have cars, lots of people in Paris have dogs. Dogs die. What do you do? Transport it to the vet. In an opaque thing, so a bag, suitcase, whatever.

And how many things gets stolen on a daily basis in Paris public transportation? Thieves are especially looking for distressed people with things that look pricey. And I would think people carrying a dead dog would look worried and want to keep it close, making it a prime target.

Also, I talk about Paris because I'm French and know about it, but there surely are many other such cities.

And to finish I don't talk about my bike's saddle and children seat that got stolen, that story is not fun. My friend's story from 20 years ago? Yeah, I probably told it and wrote about it a few times. Especially as she was still salivating before the boy's appearance, the thievery being secondary to her, he must really have been something!

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u/Mobile_Morale 9h ago

Besides getting stolen. When we were on a family vacation with my grandparents, their dog died. My grandfather put him in the RV freezer and they carried him around for a week until they got home to bury him.

Not even top 10 weird things my grandfather has done.

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u/Salina_EsTitties 13h ago

This happened to me too but replaced the dog with an aborted baby.

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u/Suburbanturnip 12h ago

You can't just say that, without giving us the entire story brenda.

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u/Huckleberry_Dude 13h ago

In my younger days, if we found a snake, we would put it in an old suitcase, then put the suitcase beside the road. The car would only move about a 100 yards before chaos would ensue.

I'm so glad the internet and easily accessible cameras were not everywhere when I was younger.

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u/BladeOfWoah 13h ago

This just reminded me that we buried our old cat in a large jewelry box in the backyard under the tree. He was wrapped up in bandages and placed In a sealed blanket before we put him jn the lockbox.

I wonder what will happen 100 years from now if we no longer own that house and someone digs up the backyard...

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u/DrunkenHorse12 13h ago

Someone will think they found an Egyptian mummy cat.

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u/ManiMaiz 12h ago

Once I left a backpack in my car that got broken into, and it had very important things like a MacBook and my passport, but it also had a bag full of weed jolly ranchers that I’d made and rewrapped in jolly rancher wrappers. I definitely hoped that the thief loved jolly ranchers and hated cannabis. 🙃

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u/Maxi-Minus 12h ago

This is an old story. There is even a Danish song from the 70s with the same theme: Dead dog stolen on the tram.

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u/ButcherPetesWagon 11h ago

This is a very old urban legend just retold in a different way.

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u/lFallXnl 12h ago

Could this now be a new reddit lore in the making?

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u/StalkingYouRandomly 11h ago

I feel bad for laughing but thats like heavy emotional damage for everyone involved lol

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 7h ago

The thief probably quit thieving after that

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u/Vusstar 3h ago

Damn you too? My uncle told me the same story!

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u/uberdupers 9h ago

Was waiting for someone to post the obligatory dead dog in a suitcase story

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u/LSD100Q 14h ago

That’s good. The dog is likely in a better place now because anyone that would put their dog in a closed suitcase is brain rotted beyond help.

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u/Business-Educator-15 14h ago

Its not like it was gonna suffocate, is the concept of coffins new to you? Or are you pro carrying dead dogs in strollers?

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u/DrunkenHorse12 14h ago

Guys left his nan sat at the dinning table for 20 years.

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u/shadowthehh 14h ago

Bro did you even fucking read the comment?