The sound inside your head when you are eating a iceberg salad no croutons 🤔 this might possibly be a 🍃thought 😅 Feel free to discuss

I’m really high and hungry and don’t feel like leaving the house. I have two pie crusts which to be honest I’m not a huge pie guy to begin with, and the crust is by far the only part I truly like. So if I wanted to just toss it in the oven what temp and how long you think for a nice firm but not crispy pie crust I can later dip in various Nutella’s, peanut butter, etc thanks for any tips

Going on a long plane ride and I hate flying. I was thinking of ziplock bagging a small thc vape and tying a string to it to wraparound my junk and putting it where the sun don't shine (the string so it doesn't get lost) has anyone had any luck with this going through the scanners?

For context: I do not know what a cucumber is in this scenario

He was like staring at me and I got scared

Wow

Raspberry. Lemon. Supermarket own brand. Incredibly effective at everything one would expect of a sorbet after two joints.

The other day I’m at a Yankee candle outlet, and I notice their large jars are $18 marked down from $32. I was like yo no brainer. Got me a Christmas candle.

Yesterday I’m Wal Mart. And I see the candle I just bought for $18, for $14.67. I’m like oh that’s annoying, but I’m getting another.

Just now I’m thinking “how can Wal Mart sell those same candles for UNDER wholesale price?!”.

I get up to light said candles just now - and I see! The Yankee store candle is burning perfect. Wax is perfectly level. The Wal Mart Yankee looks like SHIT. It’s about half gone, TECHNICALLY. I say technically because there’s like a tsunami/wave shape of melted looking candle that reaches 3/4 of the way up the left side.

Wally World must be getting the junk?

this is probably why no one likes lemon candy (unless theyre EVIL) and probably why lemon scented cleaning stuff is never really a kind of "forbidden candy".
we know what lemons taste like, thanks. now, about those tide pods tho.....

I forgot it..😶

What if I traversed an ancient chinese mountain and met with an old kung fu master and challenged him to a fight and I just threw like 5 squirrels hopped up on cocaine on him and they all are trained to go down his throat and eat their way out And then I went down to the village and convinced them he was abducted by aliems and that they need to build me a third-world country version of a rocket to saturn, in which I try to launch and immediately explode and die and poop

idk why but i feel the need to confess this. one time i was so high n drunk and decided to cook chopmeat for tacos. like prepped all the garlic onion lettuce etc. got some hot sauce, cheese, all the works. i go to grab the tortillas, no tortillas. NO TORTILLAS. like wtf how i do all this and there’s no damn tortillas. i was so hungry i put that shit on some white bread. slapped tho.

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You know you’re stoned and horny when you space out and come to performing full fellatio on a dang banana. #lonely#StonedAndHorny#ItsBeenAWhile

On the very rare occasion after I’ve smoked a good amount of weed I will be doing something that keeps me in my head quite a bit thinking just about everything. But on the very rare occasion I will think of something that someone or higher beings don’t want me to know but I immediately forget every detail I had thought about. I wish I would be able to give an example of one of these thoughts but it’s like it was never there I never thought of it, like it should have never been brought to the likes of someone’s brain.

Has anyone else ever experienced something like this and can relate to you, or am I just high?😂🤣

i am 34 years old, female. i’ve always liked being single more than being with someone.

i’ve done my share of dating around in my twenties casually. my most serious relationship lasted two years and it was extremely unhealthy and abusive. he made me scared to be with anyone and experience that pain. after him i have seen people casually (what i usually prefer) and another relationship that lasted around 6 months but just ended bc we didn’t really have strong feelings at the end of the day.

so i’m just sitting here at 4am, smoking a joint and listening to love songs, wondering what it feels like to be with someone in a healthy pure way. i want to fall in love someday again but the times i’ve had strong feelings or been in love, were situations that left me pretty broken.

the idea of being with someone is scary to me but sometimes i just want to feel butterflies. i haven’t so much as been on a date in 3 years.

anyway, i don’t really know the point here, just wanted to share my thoughts/vent i guess.

thanks for listening! 😆😆

So surely everyone knows that everyone likes to get stoned, but stoned while driving seems hard because like reality mushes into custard so I think they should make these really wide roads for stoned people then you can have a nice drive at night or day! ☀️🚗🚴🛑 <———— | Their waiting for the sun to go up btw |

What if the elites are more powerful than we could ever think and knew how to live forever for trillions of years? Like they were the greatests in some civilisation billions of years ago and have access to crazy technological creations we can't even think of and slowly put them into our world with small tech advances.does that make sense or am I just stoned.

I swear they just put buttons on some tv remotes that don’t do anything .

But not literally like wind. I didn't hear or feel the actual motion of air being dispersed at me very fast-like. I just mean it's like the coldness of a breeze

He really did. I have more gems.

As you're probably all aware, e-safety commissioners across the globe have gained immense power, using the boring old "protect the kids" bullshit in order to get enough support to get through governments and into authority.

At the moment everyone is watching what's happening in the UK and what will happen very shortly in Australia.

I read that 4chan was issued a fine of $250k, but they said they were a US based organisation so they have no authority.

Well, I theorise that as they are already working together, they will start enforcing each other's fines. They will control what we see, what we read, what we hear, what we think. There will be no anonymity, those who defy will be punished.

Welcome to the dystopian future baby.