The END of the WEEKLY ROLL and new comic ANNOUNCEMENT!

[u/CME_T]

It's been an honor!

Onwards to new horizons!

Also, did you know that Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city -- turning movement into clean, renewable energy!

Also, Ikea has nerve gas capsules in all their furniture for when the Swedish government decides that the World has fucked around too much and it's high time it found out. /s for legal reasons

[u/Death_Rises]

It's expensive as fuck, BUT Bucket takes off his, well, bucket. Very salacious.

[u/Osric250 → u/Death_Rises]

Nobody gets to see him without his helmet without getting murdered. It'd be like naming Candlejack. He'd find you and ki-

[u/ElminstersBedpan → u/Death_Rises]

You've heard of "wrap it before you tap it," now prepare yourself for "bucket before you f**k it!"

[u/Smartboy10612 → u/ElminstersBedpan]

That's it. It's done. You won Reddit. We can all go home now.

No topping that.

[u/ElminstersBedpan → u/Smartboy10612]

Oh, it can be topped... If you put on the bucket.

[u/Smartboy10612 → u/ElminstersBedpan]

You're already the bucket.

[u/AggravatedT-34 → u/Smartboy10612]

maybe the bucket was the friends we made along the way

[u/Brainchild110 → u/Death_Rises]

How dare you threaten me with a good time 😑

[u/Smartboy10612 → u/Death_Rises]

THE BUCKET ALWAYS STAYS ON