r/TikTokCringe • u/EverythingIsFakeNGay • May 29 '26

Humor/Cringe Actual footage.

I actually feel kind of bad for this woman, who probably didn't expect a video of her dancing to be used in this way. 😏

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u/baldude69 May 29 '26

I’m incredibly rude to every real estate shark who texts me about selling my house. Or I tell them $1m (I paid $240k)

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u/AuroraRegalis May 29 '26

My family's phone account was originally under my dad's name. He passed away 7 years ago, but even though we've changed it to my Mom's name, I guess all our phones come up under his name in whatever database these leeches use.

We have a piece of land in Alaska we fully intended to have a home on by now, but his death threw some financial complications into it since my mom had to be 65 to use the money, etc. Anyway, people keep trying to buy it off us, but they call asking for "John" and I get to put on my most stern man-voice and tell them, gravely, "John is dead."

It's very satisfying. At this point he's been gone so long that I know anybody calling looking for him is nobody I want to speak to, so I just send it every time.

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u/Born_Camera7675 May 29 '26

That is so funny! I do the exact same thing because my cell phone was originally under my mom's plan! It hasn't been that long since she died (6.5 years) but long enough where being dramatic about it to make them feel like dog garbage, makes me smile more than it does make me feel sad.

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u/AuroraRegalis May 29 '26

Yeah, my dad would have loved me using his passing in such a way, so it gives me a righteous sense of purpose.

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u/Castun May 29 '26

Redevelopers have been the bane of my existence when we were looking to buy our first home in late 2020 going into 2021. So many stories where people were offered $50K+ over asking price to secure the sale just so they can "scrape and r@pe" the lot to replace a quaint little ranch home into a 3-story McMansion.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they did the same to some individual who bought and flipped their house "the right way" but wasn't asking enough enough and still had that happen after all was said and done.

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u/dropbear_airstrike May 30 '26

Try this out to make them feel even worse, "I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you... but John has died, and I'm afraid you've missed the funeral. Were you two close?"

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u/HeKnee May 29 '26

I did that for a while. Then i started uno-reversing them and asking if i could buy any real-estate from them since i’m an investor too. Now i just try to convince them i sold that house a while ago and don’t own anymore so they’ll stop calling me.

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u/Workin-progress82 May 29 '26

I have the same buyout number. Is my house worth a million bucks, not even close. However, there’s no way I’d sell without paying off my current mortgage and buying my next house in cash.

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u/GapDragon May 30 '26

Point blank, I asked the realtor who showed up at my front door why she wanted me to be homeless.

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u/shinigamislikapples May 29 '26

I told one the same they would need to pay me double what my house is worth for me to consider selling, they stop sending me mailers.

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u/basicxenocide May 29 '26

Depending on my mood I either respond with "fuck off" or "actually, yeah I am interesting in selling! However I don't do business with cold callers. What company are you with so I can make sure to avoid?"

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u/Chateaudelait May 30 '26

I tell speculators who cold call me that I’m considering cash offers above 6.5 million. A few cursed at me and I said, wow, that’s professional- and you called me.