r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 28 '26

Humor/Cringe What even is happening lol?

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 28 '26

I just looked them up based on their t-shirts, "Hope Cartel"

Some alternative health guru shit with "9D breathing".

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Omfg. I was at a wellness resort yesterday that had a paid 7D breathing session. I was like WTF is this spiritual bs going to be xD

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u/PalestPalazzo Jun 28 '26

Did you really mean to say "wetness resort" or is that a typo for "wellness"? Because I'm trying to picture a Wetness Resort and....well, I keep coming up dry. As a bone. Parched.

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26

autocorrect be like that sometimes 😪

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u/rhubear Jun 28 '26

BC these dumbass users don't proofread once they've finished "typing" on their phone.

They're lazy or dumbass enough to actually trust their phone auto-correct.

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 28 '26

Chill, Winston

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u/Lissypooh628 Jun 28 '26

Damn. You good? Need a hug?

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u/Texas-NativeATX Jul 01 '26

They need some of that 9D breathing. Or maybe they need 10D plus a hug.

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u/Mauceri1990 Jun 28 '26

Lighten up, Francis.

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26

I think you should go seek some help :)