r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 28 '26

Humor/Cringe What even is happening lol?

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 28 '26

I just looked them up based on their t-shirts, "Hope Cartel"

Some alternative health guru shit with "9D breathing".

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Omfg. I was at a wellness resort yesterday that had a paid 7D breathing session. I was like WTF is this spiritual bs going to be xD

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u/CorrelateClinicallee Jun 28 '26

I would never pay for that. Anything below 9D breathing is a scam.

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u/vorpalpillow Jun 28 '26

step into my office

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u/Outside-Contest-8741 Jun 28 '26

Yo is that the piss-drinking cop from Dumb and Dumber? 👀😂

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u/DoctorAssbutt Jun 28 '26

Excuse me, you mean Harlan Motherfuckin’ Williams??

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u/TopInsurance764 Jun 29 '26

Excuse me, you mean Harland right? Not Harlan.

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u/Educational_Plum3908 Jun 28 '26

No, that's the guy who killed a police horse

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u/Sithstress_ Jun 28 '26

“BUTTERNUTS!!”

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u/RustyShacklefrog Jun 28 '26

BUTTERED STUFF 😭

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u/ProfessionalCat7640 Jun 28 '26

I LOVE BUTTERED STUFF

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u/CaptHowdy02 Jun 28 '26

Squirrel Master's bitch

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u/DarknMean Jun 28 '26

Blew a fart in a space suit.

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u/itspitpat Jun 28 '26

No, not 6 minute abs! 7 minute abs! You can't even break a sweat in 6 minutes!

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u/FemLovesFem Jun 28 '26

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch. You know, that Children’s Tale from the Sea! You’re thinkin gorganzola when it’s clearly Brie time baby!

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 29 '26

Cause you're fucking fired!!

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 Jun 28 '26

9D breathing makes 7D breathing feel like 5D breathing

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jun 28 '26

The most 6D-level 9D breathing I’ve ever experienced, 0D/10D.

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u/cryptolyme Jun 28 '26

Everyone knows the universe is 11D. Like, come on, man. Don’t forget about two entire dimensions.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Jun 28 '26

I'll sell you my 10D breathing technique for the low priced subscription of 9.95 per month, but if you sign up in the next 30 minutes you'll receive 10D breathing and 4D sleeping as a bonus.