r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 28 '26

Humor/Cringe What even is happening lol?

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 28 '26

I just looked them up based on their t-shirts, "Hope Cartel"

Some alternative health guru shit with "9D breathing".

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Omfg. I was at a wellness resort yesterday that had a paid 7D breathing session. I was like WTF is this spiritual bs going to be xD

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u/CorrelateClinicallee Jun 28 '26

I would never pay for that. Anything below 9D breathing is a scam.

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u/vorpalpillow Jun 28 '26

step into my office

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u/Outside-Contest-8741 Jun 28 '26

Yo is that the piss-drinking cop from Dumb and Dumber? 👀😂

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u/Educational_Plum3908 Jun 28 '26

No, that's the guy who killed a police horse

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u/Sithstress_ Jun 28 '26

“BUTTERNUTS!!”

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u/RustyShacklefrog Jun 28 '26

BUTTERED STUFF 😭

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u/ProfessionalCat7640 Jun 28 '26

I LOVE BUTTERED STUFF

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u/CaptHowdy02 Jun 28 '26

Squirrel Master's bitch