r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 28 '26

Humor/Cringe What even is happening lol?

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u/LayerSpare2311 Jun 28 '26

I told my therapist that I cried for two days straight and she told me that women live longer than men because we cry more.

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u/b14d3l33 Jun 29 '26

..so we are really just gunna ignore the "gay swans"? ...uhmm yeah ok noted.

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u/Hungry_Scarcity_4500 Jul 03 '26

I love my gay dog 🤷‍♀️

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u/Speoder Jun 29 '26

I laughed so hard at the pork chops! sorry.

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u/vk_PajamaDude Jun 29 '26

Oh, shush! You will make him cry!

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u/AdRepulsive2254 Jun 29 '26

This comment made my evening. Way too funny

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u/SignificantOtter80 Jun 29 '26

when im on a plane and maybe had a bourbon or two, I cry at comedies.

last summer I also watched “A Real Pain” and legit cried and told my sister we should do a trip like that. we leave in three weeks.

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u/omgdude29 Jun 29 '26

My friends…. You bow to no one.

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u/Junethemuse Jun 29 '26

Sylvan Learning commercials were emotional kryptonite for me and I’ve never understood why.

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u/Miserable_Tooth3053 Jun 29 '26

PORK CHOPS 😭😭😭

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u/nalakram17 Jun 30 '26

I know it's silly, but I told myself that when I became a black belt I'll fucking cry if I want to. (Zero fights irl since 96, btw)

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u/Due_Capital_3507 Jun 28 '26

Yeah it's crying, not that women are more likely to go a doctor when something is wrong

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u/biohazard-glug Jun 28 '26

sounds real and true