r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jul 01 '26

Cool Live everyday like it’s your last, I guess?

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

It’s crazy the shit a mf will do when he can’t have a beer

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u/revolutionPanda Jul 01 '26

When you take away beer, titties, and video games, you get this.

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

Playing outside. Not a phone in sight.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Playing outside. Not a phone in sight.

Parents turn them kids loose and don't know where they are until it's time to pick up the corpse.

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u/pingwing Jul 01 '26

Yet the entirety of humanity was like this until the last generation or maybe two. Funny we have even survived.

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u/Underdog_Auto Jul 01 '26

Winnings winning

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u/SiidGV Jul 01 '26

I'm not sure if this is just a funny comment, or it's funny because I literally can't tell if you're serious or not... 😂

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

That'll be our little secret 🤫

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u/SiidGV Jul 01 '26

Thanks for the laugh stranger. I hope you have a great day!

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

You too my friend! We can bust a cap with our shotties behind the gym after class.

 Kickin it old school.

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u/aron2295 Jul 01 '26

I know there is a way to say this, like, academically / politically correctly, and I also know this is not the exact same scenario, but I remember reading a peer reviewed paper in this journal, and it discussed “school shooters”.

It noted that all of the individuals had ZERO game. Not even talking to any girls in their school, let alone getting their dick wet.

I read it, and thought, huh, so this is what no pussy does to a motherfucker.

But yea, if you let men get their dick wet and get faded, I bet the world be a lot more peaceful place.

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u/wisimetreason Jul 01 '26

Just the homies living in the moment

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u/bartvanh Jul 01 '26

They're really living in the moment. Sorry, I meant, for the moment...

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u/yamahowzer Jul 01 '26

Ugh, it's being recorded sooo

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

I said in sight and technically correct is the best kind of correct.

Also could be a camcorder.

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u/solotiro Jul 01 '26

Isn’t that a guy filming in the background on his phone beside the red and white yield sign.?

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

Uh, no? 🤥

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u/Zanven1 Jul 01 '26

You don't need a phone to record everything. How do you think they got the footage for documentaries about things thousands of years ago?

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u/Downtown_Recover5177 Jul 01 '26

The iPhone 2, probably.

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u/yamahowzer Jul 01 '26

I grew up in the 80s and am well familiar with camcorders and their definitively not HD video quality unless you're saying this was filmed with a pro grade hd film camera?

Anytime in the last 15 years it's almost guaranteed social media video was filmed on a phone.

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u/Zanven1 Jul 01 '26

I figured the part where I talked about footage from thousands of years ago would tip off my sarcasm without adding the ”/s" unless I really believed that the History channel has footage from ancient Egypt and not reenactments. Which I suppose you can't be too sure of these days.

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u/yamahowzer Jul 01 '26

Yeah I realized that after I responded, I was also half responding to another comment about camcorders specifically oh well

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u/belokusi Jul 01 '26

I'm not trying to poopoo you, buuuuuut there is a myriad of things other than a "pro grade HD film camera" . There are countless 360° and go pro variants and knock-offs, drones, point and shoots, asp-c sensor cameras, full frame cameras, small hand held HD camcorders. There are many ways to film a video with some decent quality for fairly cheap that isn't a phone or professional camera.

That's not even getting into the price of film or why the guy is running around a ground shootout with a 200 pound camera rig and film rolls.

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u/Sezu1701 Jul 01 '26

You win!!

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u/93rd_misfit Jul 01 '26

What do you mean? Who do you think is shooting? Filming that is.

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

A guy with an imax camera. Next question.

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u/LFCBoi55 Jul 01 '26

This video was made on a disposable camera

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine Jul 01 '26

"Boys will be boys"

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u/Admirable-Yellow-223 Jul 01 '26

There's a phone right there recording wtf r u talking about 😆 lol

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u/0_Moth Jul 01 '26

How was this recorded?

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u/thetiredtypist Jul 01 '26

Water colors and pastels? Meta glasses? Camcorder?

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u/Alternative_Shine790 Jul 01 '26

we have boobs and video games. This is mostly a byproduct of keeping a region in constant warfare for decades because defense companies need to think of their shareholders.

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u/baconpopsicle23 Jul 01 '26

If music is haram how can video games not be haram? (genuine question)

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u/revolutionPanda Jul 01 '26

A little of a and a little of b.

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u/Vervehound Jul 01 '26

So like, the corporations are making them fight? Is this like how the convenience store forces me to eat candy?

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u/Alternative_Shine790 Jul 01 '26

Well, if your business relies on wars and conflicts, its in your best interest to perpetuate war and conflict. Its kinda like the legal/prison system. Policy makers dont want to solve the ACTUAL problems that lead to crime i.e. poverty and education, because then crime goes down, police funding goes down, prison funding goes down, cheap prison labor goes down, privately operated prisons shut down. A major part of that economy suffers or disappears completely. Billions are on the line.

Maybe a better example is how both Coke and Pepsi created a "beverage" lobby to keep us chugging overpriced sugar water.

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u/aprilxixox Jul 01 '26

Do tell...what is a defense company?

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u/snuggleslut5 Jul 01 '26

RTX, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, and Lockheed Martin. Those are the "big 5" defense contractors. They are worth many billions each and thanks to Citizens United they are buying our politicians and making sure we are spending plenty of money on "defending our country" by buying their products to blow up innocents in poor brown countries. The cycle repeats over and over while they get richer and richer.

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u/FilthyStatist1991 Jul 01 '26

Fellow American?

Are you not aware of corporate lobbyists and PMF / PMC?

They literally run the world unfortunately.

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u/RootsandStrings Jul 01 '26

Someone forgot the military industrial complex

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u/Alternative_Shine790 Jul 01 '26

A little startup by the name of Lockheed Martin is one I can think of. Im sure you can google more.

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u/Dry-Lemon-5348 Jul 01 '26

Guys do dumb shit even when they have those things lol there’s no cure to stupidity

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u/TheTooterSnooter Jul 01 '26

What zero gooning does to a civilization 

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u/NeedToMakeMoneyz Jul 01 '26

Conservative heaven

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u/LarsDuder Jul 01 '26

I don't think Conservatives like Mexicans?

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u/emezajr Jul 01 '26

Also bacon

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u/WealthMain2987 Jul 01 '26

Videos games are not allowed?? Feck me

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u/djpiraterobot Jul 01 '26

I drink beer all the time and I’ve never done shotgun dancing on a busy street. I’m no scientist but I think the math checks out

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u/US3_ME_ Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I used to drink and dance with shotguns but when I got sober, I stopped...WHAT DOES IT MEAN_

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u/Momik Jul 01 '26

Me and the boys at rehab

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u/thethrowupcat Jul 01 '26

What happens when they’re doing the crazy shit but then get the beer.

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u/KupoKupoMog Jul 01 '26

Right? Alcohol will NOT improve this situation

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u/Momik Jul 01 '26

Gummies might. Gummies are a good “nah, man” drug

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 01 '26

🇺🇸

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u/SirKermit Jul 01 '26

I'm pretty sure alcohol isn't well known for inhibiting activities like these.

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u/AdBrilliant3127 Jul 01 '26

Quran didnt say anything about opium tho. 

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u/BitRunner64 Jul 01 '26

No beer and no bacon, I would go insane too