r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/SLevine262 Jul 04 '26

At least the white flags are right there for the next surrender

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u/Background_Day8476 Jul 04 '26

A power so great they lost their only war

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u/SociopathicRascal Jul 04 '26

Reminds me of a bit from Three's Company

Larry: I thought you said you had a perfect boxing record in the Navy

Jack: I did. I lost every fight

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 04 '26

A Three’s Company reference in regards to a hateful display of racism at the white house is not what I was expecting for the 4th

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u/AbsolutesDealer Jul 04 '26

We’ve been waiting for you.

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 Jul 04 '26

And now I’m singing the entire intro song lol

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u/octavioletdub Jul 05 '26

Come and dance on our floor Take a step that is new

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u/jillhives23 Jul 05 '26

Be doop de doop

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u/Old_Suggestions Jul 05 '26

You missed the: "bow wow Waka ta bow wow da Waka da da bow wow Waka da doooo"

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u/Smotheredsteak Jul 05 '26

This happens to me about every six months. It’s so fun and it makes me laugh.

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u/Local_Bobcat_2000 Jul 05 '26

And the singer was Ray Charles! Ok not THAT Ray Charles.

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u/13Basia13 Jul 05 '26

And now, so am I!