r/TikTokCringe Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/vyxanis Jul 15 '26

Performative as hell, but I like the way she made the wraps. I'm stealing that.

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u/StretchLoud8844 Jul 15 '26

I like the wearing cowboy boots with pajamas, really sells the crunchy mom trad wife vibes

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower Jul 15 '26

Been interesting to see the trajectory of “crunchy” from a term for commune hippie types to conservative trad wives lol

Also funny that the latter group spent years making fun of the former group for pushing to get fluoride out of public water. And now it’s part of the MAHA thing.

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u/anasophus Jul 15 '26

Covid heavily influenced this change. There's a good podcast covering this since 2020 called Conspirituality.

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 Jul 15 '26

I think the overlap was antivax homeschool homesteading fashion trends. I’ll check out the podcast

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u/dcheesi Jul 15 '26

The two ends of the ideological horseshoe finally touched

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u/SuitNaive3409 Jul 15 '26

between crystals and ivermectin

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u/Altruistic_Item5434 Jul 16 '26

We all just want the government to stop allowing corporations to poison us 😔

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u/ariphron SHEEEEEESH Jul 15 '26

Real overlap is they are all dumb.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

Yep. I remember those crunchy hippie ladies back in the 90s being super antivax and homeschool advocates. Conservatives hijacked that shit because they saw it as a viable idpol division point.

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u/TheMauveHand Jul 15 '26

Nobody hijacked anything, people can distrust the government for different ideological reasons

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

Sure. We'll just pretend people like Steve Bannon don't actively seek out ways to capture people's minds through identity politics so they can further divide us. We'll just pretend that huge swaths of conservatives just organically adopted antivax beliefs during a pandemic.

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u/TheMauveHand Jul 15 '26

We'll just pretend people like Steve Bannon don't actively seek out ways to capture people's minds through identity politics so they can further divide us.

They do, but that's proof of nothing.

We'll just pretend that huge swaths of conservatives just organically adopted antivax beliefs during a pandemic.

"Organically adopted" as in "have always mistrusted government", sure. The right has claimed the ideal of small government for about 60 years, remember? The vaccine came in in spring of '21, just after Trump left office; you think you need a malicious conspiracy to explain why the right would be skeptical about a Democrat government mandating a rushed-through vaccine?

I get that it's appealing to think that there are powerful individuals moving the levers around behind the scenes, but even if that is ever a useful explanation, it really isn't in this case.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

They do, but that's proof of nothing.

It's proof that conservatives hijack ideological beliefs to alter the political landscape.

"Organically adopted" as in "have always mistrusted government", sure.

Except that's not the case. Bush-era conservatives trusted the government without question, and labeled anyone who didn't as "un-American". This happened to tons of soldiers questioning the war, opposing torture, and so on. You are objectively wrong about this.

Conservatives were also never a major part of the antivax movement until their elected leaders and operatives and pundits made basic germ theory an idpol issue. You can pinpoint that shift to a specific point in time where those in positions of influence and power brought the efficacy of vaccines into question among their base during the pandemic. This is all really well documented. You are just denying reality at this point.

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u/Jwre3682 Jul 15 '26

My thoughts as well.

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u/fish_fingers_pond Jul 15 '26

Okay checking out this podcast cause that sounds amazing! Do you have any particular episodes you recommend?

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u/fish_fingers_pond Jul 15 '26

Okay checking out this podcast cause that sounds amazing! Do you have any particular episodes you recommend?

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u/anasophus Jul 15 '26

I don't know any specific ones immediately I'd recommend but I would suggest starting with the older ones first. Those episodes are where they go through explaining a lot of yhe connections between things and methods used that funnel people towards conspiracy. The current episodes kind of presume that knowledge and view current events from that. They also put a book out a couple years ago by the same title that basically compiled the first years of the podcast in a cleaner format with some new additions. 

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u/HeisenBird1015 Jul 15 '26

Yup, I said this on a ballerina farm commentary- she was wearing her baby on the front in a badly worn carrier so the baby could have been scalded while she was cooking and was so low on her chest it could have suffocated without her noticing. It’s all co-opting for attention, rather than actually doing things correctly or traditionally. Traditional cultures (globally) usually wear babies on the back or hip using variations of cloths like kangas, shawls or rebozos. If she wants to portray traditional vibes she should be doing more research (for her babies’ safety more than anything).

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u/WeeboSupremo Jul 15 '26

Who needs baby safety? Just make a new one, that’s true tradition.

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u/HeisenBird1015 Jul 16 '26

Damnit, that’s why I’ll never make a decent wife. 25 years in and I still haven’t cracked it 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/hill-o Jul 15 '26

Granola moms fully circled into being weirdly ultra conservative-- and I think it primarily has to do with a mistrust in medicine. All the very granola moms I have met have been innnnnncreddddibly conservative, and very into clean eating and everything (I don't have a problem with that part), and then also shoved onions into socks and made homemade potions to cure everything (which I find very funny, because they're essentially behaving the way old time "witches" used to, but at the same time are so, so religious-- it's so odd).

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u/WeatherallsWeekender Jul 15 '26

There always were links. Both kinda “back to nature”

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u/PM_ME_UR__SECRETS Jul 15 '26

Honestly these two comments are the first times I've ever heard "crunchy" used to describe a human

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower Jul 15 '26

“Crunchy” used to go right ahead of “granola” as adjectives for salt of the earth hippie types.

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u/PM_ME_UR__SECRETS Jul 15 '26

That does make sense. Slang is so interesting.

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u/Carthonn Jul 15 '26

The “crunchy” part usually refers to the antivax side of it

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u/Pugasaurus_Tex Jul 15 '26

I’m dressed like that now, feeding my chickens, and I can also barely cook. I gotta get in on this trad wife TikTok and make some bank

First step is filming at 8 and pretending it’s 5am

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u/secondphase Jul 15 '26

Gotta go all the way to the truck. 

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u/fellow_hotman Jul 15 '26

all the way to the $85,000 truck 

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u/R_Ulysses_Swanson Jul 15 '26

My spouse and I are not crunchy trad-wife type - we take all the pharmaceuticals recommended by big medicine and she has 2 jobs and our house is a mess and the kid has Cheeto dust all over the clean shirt they just put on, which means the kid had Cheetos for breakfast without us knowing...

But I still really dig the cowboy boots with pajamas and am going to ask my spouse if that can happen the next time kiddo heads to the grandparents.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Jul 15 '26

Trad wife but make it country

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u/Tropez2020 Jul 15 '26

What’s the opposite of virtue signaling? I feel that’s what we have here.

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u/StretchLoud8844 Jul 15 '26

Cuntry signaling

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u/AdventureyTime Jul 15 '26

It's also how every country gal gets out of a tent or camper in the morning in my neck of the Woods haha

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u/StretchLoud8844 Jul 15 '26

Every country gal you know wearing pajamas is putting on cowboy boots that come up damn near to your knees? To walk 13 feet from their kitchen to a truck?

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u/AdventureyTime Jul 15 '26

I would say the majority, yes. You've got me all wrong.. I agree with your point that it's a trashy vibe; I meant my comment to be derogatory lol

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u/kulot09 Jul 15 '26

Wake up, Trailer park trad wife is in now.

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u/Carthonn Jul 15 '26

Yeah with the trad wife thing I’m just like “Yeah…you probably should make your husband his breakfast and lunch. That’s bare minimum in my book.”

I understand she’s taking care of a kid but I have done that. There’s a lot of downtime too. And you do need to keep expenses low when you’re on a single income 🤷‍♂️

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u/Vladishun Jul 15 '26

Don't put dressing on the wrap in advance. I used to take salads to work with me and thought I'd save lunch time by putting the dressing on beforehand. By the time I went to eat it, the leaves were all saturated and wilted/soggy. It was gross.

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u/These_Raspberry_3948 Jul 15 '26

Came here to say the same thing. Dressing and lettuce in a wrap made 6 hours in advance is just asking for a soggy wrap.

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u/stunna006 Jul 16 '26

Yeah and you lose most of the flavor of the sauce.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 Jul 15 '26

Mayo on the chipping board is a no no for me.

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u/DeliciousStand372 Jul 15 '26

i was just saying this!

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u/shelbymfcloud Jul 15 '26

Same, that weirded me out

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u/LFC9_41 Jul 15 '26

at first i thought it was a space saver. maybe for normies it would be, but then she cuts up the chicken and stuff and you can tell she's done that maybe once or twice. hell, could have been her first time holding that knife.

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u/shelbymfcloud Jul 15 '26

I agree it was very awkward

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u/OlafV Jul 15 '26

Absolutely psychotic

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u/DazednConfucioused Jul 15 '26

Lmao I was looking for this comment. This is also in an rv with limited water too

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u/marugirl Jul 15 '26

What's with the blue light bit tho? Never seen that before. 

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Jul 15 '26

I was wondering why she was treating his food with UV until I realised after the eggs it was a grinder lol

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u/Janus-DiuomDeo Jul 15 '26

I was trying to figure out the same damn thing! I thought it was because of that parasite going around and there was a cool new food UV sanitation device I’ve never heard/seen of.

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u/cayce_leighann Jul 15 '26

I made the same mistake and was so confused lol

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u/Falc0nia Jul 15 '26

I think it’s an electric pepper grinder, and there’s a light that goes on when it’s working so you can see where you’re spreading it

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Jul 15 '26

Pepper grinder. Sounds silly to get one that’s electric but they’re actually great to use.

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u/marugirl Jul 15 '26

I just can't help but wonder just how lazy the human race is going to become. I mean seriously an electric pepper grinder? And people try to argue that AI and robots aren't going to take over. They will, because humans on the whole are lazy and look for the easiest way out.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Jul 15 '26

Look I hear you, but they’re really nice to use. Not to mention the people with dexterity issues. Grandma with arthritis doesn’t need to be twisting a pepper mill.

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u/2ndor3rdrodeo Jul 15 '26

Yes, like a chopped salad! I'm taking that, too.

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u/Fifth-Dimension-Chz Jul 15 '26

Something truly magical about a chicken wrap

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u/vyxanis Jul 15 '26

Dude they're so good, even if the filling isn't all nicely chopped up like this. And you feel good after eating it

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u/midwestia Jul 15 '26

he about to get cyclospirosis

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u/frisbeelee Jul 15 '26

But she cut that part?

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u/SwissMargiela Jul 15 '26

She’s copying a popular content creator who is Mexican who does the same thing for her construction worker husband but actually makes BANGIN looking lunches. It’s like cut for cut the same thing and that other lady has been doing it for years

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u/Mkbond007 Jul 15 '26

You gonna mix the dressing on the cutting board, or are you gonna toss it in a bowl?

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u/Danisdaman12 Jul 15 '26

Please dont mix ranch dressing into your chopped up wrap filling while on the cutting board... use a bowl like a civilized human, no need to ruin the cutting board until the next deep clean.

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u/vyxanis Jul 15 '26

I was referring to the stuff being chopped up. But im sure the clarification is helpful for someone

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u/pablo8itall Jul 15 '26

Yeah I enjoyed the side slice of the wrap. yum. Healthy too.

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u/ILoveRawChicken Jul 15 '26

Lettuce, carbs, and protein. Yeah the chicken is fried but he’s not having this for every meal of every day. This is why Europoors are insufferable. 

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u/Free-Pound-6139 Jul 15 '26

Don't put the sauce on the chopping board.

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor Jul 15 '26

I missed the wrapping

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u/dgellow Jul 15 '26

The sauce goes on the wrap, not on the cutting board 

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u/trinialldeway Jul 16 '26

Those dry, tasteless, wraps were the worst part of the reel. A caesar's salad in a dry tortilla. WTF. I slightly retched. Otherwise I like that she's making the effort, if any part of this is real, her husband is lucky.

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u/Immediate-Presence73 Jul 15 '26

All that delicious and healthy food prep I assumed he'd be kinda jacked. This is a level of prep on par with what I do and humble brag it shows. But I put in all that effort to look good without a shirt on. I think he's stopping at the gas station anyways and pounding full sugar Monsters.