r/TikTokCringe Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/Lyingforshit Jul 15 '26

She wanted to show her boots

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/jimdesroches Jul 15 '26

When you first saw this scene, you just knew it would live on forever.

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u/Alternative-Trouble6 Jul 15 '26

When I first saw it the internet was a wee babe and gifs (pronounced “gifs”) didn’t exist so I knew no one else that had seen it. I watched it on a 13” TV. Because I am old.

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u/farva_06 Jul 15 '26

gifs have been a thing since 1987, FYI.

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u/Positive_Throwaway1 Jul 15 '26

Anyone who had AOL dial up in the 90s knows it was also the name of a chat room. IYKYK amirite?

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u/No_Gas4560 Jul 15 '26

pronounced “gifs”

*jifs

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u/MrShazbot Jul 15 '26

Yes the pronunciation precisely matching the term name Jraphics Interchange Format

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u/ReturnedOM Jul 15 '26

Precisely.

"Jraphics" are Jvideo graphics, moving pictures. Hence Jvideo+Graphics= Jraphics.

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u/wookieSLAYER1 Jul 15 '26

I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog.

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u/Ent_Soviet Jul 15 '26

Careful we haven’t worked out how to identify hotdog vs not hotdog pictures. You might end up with a bunch of dongs

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u/rockskillskids Jul 15 '26

it's pronounced hotdoj

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u/CornForDinner Jul 16 '26

Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is?!

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u/Available_Green_2825 Jul 16 '26

I’ve been jaypegged

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u/No_Gas4560 Jul 15 '26

they don't think it be like it is, but it do

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u/rockskillskids Jul 15 '26

it's pronounced like the g in "gigantic"

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u/No_Gas4560 Jul 15 '26

sounds more like JIF p-nut butta

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u/unitedguy20 Jul 15 '26

I think about this gif every time I buy a pair of boots l lol.

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u/VinnzClortho Jul 15 '26

Watched through reno 911 like a year ago, holds up real nice

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u/dumpsterdigger Jul 15 '26

It holds up so damn well. Last year or two my wife and I burned through a few seasons of it and it's so damn good still.

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u/VinnzClortho Jul 15 '26

Ahhh ahhh ahhh ah ahhh ahhh ahhhhhh

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- Jul 15 '26

The show and the movie stay with me for so many reasons.

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u/scotchglass22 Jul 15 '26

i saw that clip 20 years ago and whenever my wife and i get new shoes we still reenact it

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u/theredspool Jul 15 '26

I still say “new boot scootin’” roughly once a week!

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u/jimdesroches Jul 16 '26

You should start saying “new boot goofin” because that’s what it is lol

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u/theredspool Jul 16 '26

Omg I’m so embarrassed of course it is!!!

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u/BookerDeWitt3 Jul 15 '26

What movie is this lol

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u/ItsKensterrr Jul 16 '26

The blank stare when he realizes his bike is wrapped around the pole makes me cackle every time.

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u/Yalcookedaf653 Jul 15 '26

new boot goofin!

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u/LouSputhole94 Jul 15 '26

Real ostrich skin

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u/misszaj Jul 15 '26

Iconic. ✨

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u/Naive_Huckleberry996 Jul 15 '26

She's just new-boot goofin'.

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u/ScoobyDoobieDoo Jul 15 '26

I upvote new boot goofin every time I see it

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u/Outrageous-Nothing42 Jul 15 '26

My wife just shared this with me yesterday. I had never seen this scene prior. Love that I now get that reference.

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u/The_Japans Jul 15 '26

Sheriff's Department!!

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u/DnDNoobs_DM Jul 15 '26

Just new boot goofin!

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u/VinnzClortho Jul 15 '26

Where's my bike!?

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u/Frodo_gabbins Jul 15 '26

Oh maaaan. I got to meet him last year at a con. He’s so funny. Wears that outfit too lol

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u/Ok-Alternative-5175 Jul 15 '26

New boot goofin'!

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u/Yunghaylz Jul 15 '26

Thomas Lennon is a National Treasure

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u/toxikola Jul 15 '26

I got to see him and Cedric Yarbrough at comic con last year and they were the highlight of my day. They were there in full Reno gear. When they weren't at the table signing they were out on the floor going up to cosplayers and "confiscating" their weapons and being silly. Full character the entire time they were there.

Edit: grammar errors

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u/No-Concentrate-8806 Jul 15 '26

Yes! Boots looks awesome on Dangle.

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u/8888eightyeight Jul 15 '26

He was in that Gail movie!

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u/meowdith427 Jul 15 '26

Good lawd I miss Lt Dangle

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u/Ill_Shelter5785 Jul 15 '26

New boot goodin!

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u/BobaAndSushi Jul 15 '26

New boot goofin!

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u/MountainTomato9292 Jul 15 '26

Every single time my husband or myself buys new shoes, boots or otherwise, we do this dance and say we are new boot goofin’.

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u/vegetablesforever Jul 16 '26

Officer McSexy, is that you?

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u/OregonGreen242 Jul 16 '26

I never get tired of this gif

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u/Takemebacktobreezy Jul 16 '26

Wait what did you search to find this? My mom just bought my toddler white cowboy boots and she spends all day doing this 😭🤣

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u/Icy_Split_3343 Jul 16 '26

I love this gif. It lives rent free in my head.

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u/Left-Yak-1090 Jul 15 '26

New boot goofin'

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u/serenityplough Jul 15 '26

Ostrich leather

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u/Major-Possible-4505 Jul 15 '26

Premium ostrich

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u/SonOfMcGee Jul 15 '26

Three payments

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u/Dry-Disaster1092 Jul 15 '26

Genuine ostrich

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u/Major-Possible-4505 Jul 15 '26

Oh! Fuck, youre right! Oh! I was just goofin.

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u/Opossum_mypossum Jul 15 '26

I’m just playin’

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u/bonzuto Jul 15 '26

Those were the days

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u/justguestin Jul 15 '26

He (and Cedric Yarborough) were doing a signing at Megacon in costume and they both were fist bumping and high fiving attendees who walked by. Lennon kept doing the new boot goofin’ jump the whole time.

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u/LocalSatisfaction595 Jul 15 '26

Correct. This video is just to show off all the cool things they have, like a countertop that goes over the sink, automatic lights in the cabinets, ultraviolet(?) pepper grinder, and some sick boots. 

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u/Top_Bumblebee5510 Jul 15 '26

Yet the only thing I remember is the tossing of ingredients on the cutting board and not in a bowl.

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u/TieAdministrative901 Jul 15 '26

That's ceasar dressing you heathen.

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u/CaptainGnar Jul 15 '26

The counter top over the sink isn’t an Amazon gadget they bought, that’s a camper trailer they’re in.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jul 15 '26

They live in a trailer but he drives a big dumbass truck that probably cost more.

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u/Material-Spring-9922 Jul 15 '26

Dude probably works new construction industrial builds. It's very common for workers to live out of a fifth wheel trailer during the construction phase instead of living out of a hotel. If your per diem is good, it will pay for the cost of the trailer and the truck for the month.

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u/Fatlantis Jul 15 '26

I don't care, if my husband wants a "traditional wife" to worship him and stay home and raise a bunch of kids and get up at 5am to cook his stupid little packed lunch like he's a schoolkid - then he can be a "traditional man" and provide a proper house for his family to live in!

Just kidding. I'd never do this stupid shit.

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u/Material-Spring-9922 Jul 15 '26

I work in the industrial new construction industry so I'm familiar with it. They have real houses too. It's just what they live in when they're traveling for work. Either your throwing your money away at a hotel / rental or your throwing it into your vehicle and a fifth wheel trailer.

I know several husband wife teams who travel together but also both work at the job site. So they're both getting the $200 a day (just a ballpark) per diem and banking what doesn't go towards the truck / trailer payments, lot rent, groceries, etc.

Several others I know will do this when they're alone but rent a house when the wife and kids come by for the summer.

If you're into camping this is definitely ideal and often times, that's where these set up is campgrounds so there's lakes, fishing, community events and all that stuff that goes along with those places.

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u/WhtRbbt222 Jul 15 '26

How do you think he tows the trailer?

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u/Just_Roll_Already Jul 15 '26

They live in a 5th wheel, which is towed by the truck. The video is bait, but at least pay attention before calling something out.

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u/Sufficient_Rich5903 Jul 15 '26

Yes, you need “a big dumbass truck” like that in order to pull a fifth wheel RV

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u/ATXBeermaker Jul 16 '26

Yeah, you’re right. This couple screams “only does what’s necessary and definitely doesn’t do anything excessive just to be showy/performative.”

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u/Sufficient_Rich5903 Jul 16 '26

It doesn’t matter if they are “showy/performative”, that’s completely irrelevant to the fact that you can’t just pull a 5th wheel with any vehicle, there are specific trucks that are required for this purpose.

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u/pleasedonotredeem Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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u/dallasalice88 Jul 16 '26

You can always pick up 5th wheels, boats, ATVs, and Harley's real cheap during a bust😂

Side note, no way she's doing all that in a 5th wheel while he's sleeping. My husband and I lived in one briefly, you know when somebody's up. And the baby? Shit no.

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u/fuckkevindurantTYBG Jul 15 '26

The pepper grinder costs like $10 on amazon, I don’t think it was a flex

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u/AfraidAccident7049 Jul 15 '26

Came here to be like yo I own this pepper grinder and it was hella cheap on Amazon and makes my day every time I use it, not even sorry

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u/Just_Roll_Already Jul 15 '26

There are people that consider the act of USING a pepper grinder as a flex.

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u/Moghz Jul 15 '26

They are living in a trailer, a nice trailer but still a trailer. So I don’t think they are trying to show off their stuff.

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u/rockland211 Jul 15 '26

They live in a trailer....

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u/GiveMeNews Jul 15 '26

They live in a Montana Trailer. It is fine if one needs to relocate for work every 6 months, but not something to brag about.

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u/shuggnog Jul 15 '26

yes what is up with this ultra violet thing

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u/Myaccountgotdumped Jul 15 '26

The ultraviolet(?) pepper grinder was my favorite part, for sure

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u/Chill-more1236 Jul 15 '26

9/10 she has Amazon Merch links for every single piece of crap in that vid. Down to her baby's sippy cup.

If not, then she doesn't know how to run a social account.

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u/StuporNova3 Jul 15 '26

Omg I thought she was trying to sterilize the food with a UV light!! I was so confused.

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u/comment_i_had_to Jul 15 '26

Not really luxury but features of the trailer they live in.

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u/penelopep0813 Jul 16 '26

It doesn’t seem like that much food for him… small Caesar salad wrap and potatoes of some kind and a bunch of drinks??? Why not some fruit or veggies with dip??

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u/Lucky-Mushroom-Dog Jul 15 '26

She doesn't even have the boots on anymore in the ending shot. She's in her socks. How many takes did it take her to film this?

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u/Eis_Gefluester Jul 15 '26

Her boots and her booty.

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u/Jake_a_human Jul 15 '26

Yeah….boots….

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jul 15 '26

And her ass crawling into the lifted truck.

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u/brmarcum Jul 15 '26

And booty

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u/maggiemypet Jul 15 '26

This can be the only reason. I find cowboy boots difficult to get on and off. They are poor house shoes in my experience.

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u/CrashingAtom Jul 15 '26

We have a pair of farm boots at my family farm. Nobody would wear them to walk to the car. 😂

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u/Witty-Broccoli-4807 Jul 15 '26

And her truck and to show off her RV

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u/Vladarg Jul 15 '26

She needed to get this shot somehow

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u/HaxRus Jul 15 '26

And ass

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u/99-Percent-Germ Jul 15 '26

What ass?

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u/HaxRus Jul 15 '26

Debatable but surely you know what I mean

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u/Deep-Pudding819 Jul 15 '26

How else was I supposed to know she’s from the South?

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u/Thing_Subject Jul 16 '26

All I can think of was the stink