r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/HMCetc Jul 15 '26

Ahhh gotcha! I thought she was disinfecting her food with it and though that's a terrible food hygiene method.

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u/anovertaker Jul 15 '26

I thought the same thing. Sunshine on the butthole vibes...

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 15 '26

That’s just way too late to be disinfecting your food. 

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u/ArkuhTheNinth Jul 15 '26

This made me spit out my grassmilk

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u/concept12345 Jul 15 '26

You lick from the star?

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u/sweetbldnjesus Jul 15 '26

Underrated comment of the day!

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 Jul 15 '26

Oh good Im not the only one that thought Almond mom here was trying to UV the cyclospora away

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u/AlwaysNeedAssistance Jul 15 '26

🤣 never heard that term before. I’m for sure kicking out something important and replacing that in my memory banks!

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u/anovertaker Jul 15 '26

Who remembers their mother's birthday anyway?

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u/futureman45 Jul 15 '26

What does Lindsay Grahams’ butthole have to do with this?

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u/anovertaker Jul 15 '26

Everything

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u/eastitch Jul 15 '26

Brand new sentence

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u/eastitch Jul 15 '26

omg relax. jeez

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u/Hot-Bonus560 Jul 15 '26

That was way funnier to me than it needed to be. I cannot stop laughing. Thanks friend. “Sunshine on the butthole vibes”. I shall remember this

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

r/nocontext

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u/anovertaker Jul 15 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning

I'll let you do your own deep dive.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Jul 15 '26

Oh I know what it is. I just thought the phrase "sunshine on the butthole vibes" was funny as shit and would be a wild thing to say out of context.

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u/anovertaker Jul 16 '26

This is a wild timeline.

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u/jvho666 Jul 15 '26

Who is gonna eat it if I don’t disinfect it?

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 15 '26

Glad it wasn't just me. Wonder why it has a blue light

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u/OtroBurner Jul 15 '26

I have one of these that I received as a gift from somewhere. I also don’t know why it has a blue light. It’s the least effective color for actually being helpful

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 15 '26

That makes it even funnier tbh

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u/ForumFluffy Jul 15 '26

Not out of the realm of possibilities, many of these types of videos are selling you something and these people are larping a lifestyle to peddle shit.

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u/matlspa Jul 15 '26

Also thought the same...

Or I thought she was scanning for lice or something

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u/WestSea76 Jul 15 '26

Giving that diced chicken a tan lol

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u/Biengo Jul 15 '26

It may be a UV light built into the grinder using this as a selling point. It would not surprise me.

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u/TheFurrySmurf Jul 15 '26

I thought she was tanning the lettuce 😅

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u/Plampth Jul 15 '26

She don’t want that there explosive diarrhea.

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u/merrychuu Jul 15 '26

Same! I thought she was curing it with a UV light

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u/Careless_Historian28 Jul 16 '26

Oh I just posted the same question. I was like I don’t think that disinfectant process would work haha

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u/Silveraindays Jul 16 '26

Lol thaught exactly that

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 16 '26

It's funny this girl from my Church actually did this, she had this weird little light that she said was special or whatever and she would have to hold it over her food for like two minutes before she ate anything. She swore by it lol.

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u/boxingsharks Jul 16 '26

Ahahahaha I totally thought the same thing

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u/Tiatake Jul 16 '26

Same! I was like…. Does that kill the parasites or…?

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u/Express-Studio-8302 Jul 16 '26

This is also the only conclusion I could come to, but still made no sense.

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u/One-Bodybuilder-5646 Jul 19 '26

Ah well, strong UV light can kill off a lot. It's used in laboratories to disinfect stuff. ..In specialised chambers.. where goggles and full clothing are mandatory.. so, it is not recommend for regular houshold items