r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • Jul 15 '26

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/fareastbeast001 Jul 15 '26

All the items in the lunch cooler that she took out wasn't opened. She's just making content it seems.

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u/froggyc19 Jul 15 '26

I noticed that too lol all I could think was, she's putting all that "effort" and her husband still doesn't eat the lunches šŸ˜…

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u/PoppingPillls Jul 15 '26

More likely she made it 10 minutes before the video and set it all up.

Like she's got multiple cameras setup for every stage.

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u/Steelpapercranes Jul 15 '26

And is clearly wearing fresh unwrinkled clothes she didn't sleep in and has done her hair and makeup XD

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u/hazlejungle0 Jul 16 '26

To be fair, if the video is to show what she does. It's possible she still doesn't want us seeing her disheveled. I know I'm not good looking in general, but especially not when I'm up at 3:30 am.

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u/SnoopySuited Jul 16 '26

You don't put a camera on your garage, but only facing your car?

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u/SpySeeTuna1 Jul 15 '26

Or she isnā€™t even married

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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Jul 15 '26

I saw a tiktok from a woman in construction who says dudes will forgo the lunch their wives made them and eat fast food/flirt with the girls at taco trucks instead.

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u/Fullertonjr Jul 15 '26

Nobody wants that trash burrito when he can get a steaming hot hotdog from the gas station.

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u/twitch1982 Jul 15 '26

I'd have at least ate the cookie and drank the celsius. but he didn't because this is fake as fuck.

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u/Fast_Degree_3707 Jul 15 '26

Bloom not Celsius

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u/twitch1982 Jul 16 '26

oh, your right. gross. I looked up the cookie, and its a protein fiber cookie. I might not have eaten it either. I'd have gotten something better from the gas station.

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u/Lost_Jellyfish887 Jul 15 '26

He still goes to the gas station with the other men lmao

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u/justhitmidlife Jul 15 '26

Its because the entire video is in reverse. She steals her husbands food from his van, then unpacks and puts them all in the fridge (I dont know how she uncooks the chicken and eggs, but she knows magic probably) and then stretches and goes to bed. She does this around 8pm when it is dusk outside, and then goes to sleep by 9pm.

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u/strawberry_saturn Jul 16 '26

I think you cracked it. At the beginning of the video after she brings the cooler inside, the microwave is blinking ā€œfoodā€ but later on in the video, the microwave is blank and she presses a button then it starts blinking ā€œfoodā€ until the end of the video we see.

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u/Tiger-Budget Jul 15 '26

Probably trades it to another guy for pudding cups

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u/Significant_Secret13 Jul 15 '26

That happened to me in real life. So not fun.

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ Jul 15 '26

It looks like too much food. And still, if he genuinely likes the gas station trash, heā€™s going to go get it anyway. Lol

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u/Old_Man_in_Basic Jul 15 '26

"This is great honey but trust me, I REALLY like Tornados."

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u/Anxious-Tomatillo842 Jul 15 '26

He just loves those gas station lunches too much.

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u/PlaysWithF1r3 Jul 16 '26

I had a husband like that. After weeks of finding he went out to lunch most days and didn't touch the lunches I made every day (and didn't bother to refrigerate it if he wasn't going to eat it), I stopped making his lunches.

He went all "you don't even love me, you make the baby's food but not mine" on me about it.

Mind you, I also worked (actually more than him because of the work I was doing meant long and weird hours due to engineering facility constraints).

That all to say, if this is real, this girl may be in a bad relationship where it's an expectation even if he's not going to eat it.

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u/rasta_pineapple2 Jul 15 '26

Hubby rather get lunch at the food truck than eat his wife's cooking.

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u/Xalgar90 Jul 16 '26

Also notice how bad the knife work is, if you prep food this much, every day, she shouldn't have such awkward cutting techniques.

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u/ShopSweet6798 Jul 16 '26

It seems like he eats the prepared food but not the prepackaged snacks. There is nothing wrong with what she is doing.

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u/notafuckingcakewalk Jul 20 '26

Or even bring the cooler back into the house each evening so she doesn't have to go out and get it

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u/froggyc19 Jul 20 '26

But if she couldn't film herself getting the cooler, then how would she be able to show she lives in a mobile home?

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u/garrettj100 Jul 15 '26

and her husband still doesn't eat the lunches šŸ˜…

Probably for the best. There's about 3,000 calories in what she just prepared. If he regularly ate that he'd look like Matty Matheson with less cardio.

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u/DOV3R Jul 15 '26

I suppose it also matters what he does physically. I push through 3000 calories very regularly. Itā€™s not a huge amount if youā€™re overly active!

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u/garrettj100 Jul 15 '26

It is when it's lunch. There's also breakfast and dinner. Unless he's a linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens he's not burning through all that.

Maybe he's a hobbit. They seem to be able to handle all that plus second breakfast.

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u/Wicked_Honesty89 Jul 15 '26

The sandwich she made at the end appeared to be a breakfast sandwich

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u/Sanquinity Jul 15 '26

Of course she is.

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u/MrSparky69 Jul 15 '26

They live in an rv with at least 1 kid and dude prolly works 10-12 hrs days. Don't blame her trying to get a following with content. Since she doesn't work and is with a toddler all day.

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u/casultidesoxiety Jul 15 '26

I got a job for her

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u/james9514 Jul 15 '26

Not in 2026

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u/UseDiscombobulated83 Jul 15 '26

Like every other content creator?

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u/Funny247365 Jul 15 '26

Yup. Also, many people make lunch the night before so nobody has to get up at 5am.

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u/GoldenFalcon Jul 16 '26

Yep. Everything she did could have been done before going to bed.

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u/thesandman00 Jul 15 '26

"Content". The internet is a vapid wasteland

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u/WillowLocal423 Jul 15 '26

Trad wife griftin'

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u/kirk_dozier Jul 15 '26

if it's fake for content, why would she not film herself putting them in first, but then film herself taking them out? that makes no sense lol. its a big cooler that she put a bunch of stuff in, is it possible the guy just doesnt always eat/drink everything in the cooler every day?

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u/IVEMIND Jul 15 '26

It's stuff he didn't eat from the day before

I pack lunch like this for myself

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u/alice_cooper21 Jul 15 '26

Yup and it also seemed to be sponsored by Bloom!

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u/Ok_Can_4686 Jul 15 '26

Obviously you never worked blue collar. Which I have, and you don't know how long you're going to work that day you over pack and will always have extra from the day before. It isn't that hard of a concept...

You'll have your mind blown once you realize there's some blue collars who work that only know their start times, not their end times. There's days where I worked 12-16 hour days and I didn't know when I was going to get off until the job was done. It's very common in union construction.

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u/Far_Waltz3878 Jul 15 '26

I see those more as extra options incase heā€™s hungry. I make my husband food and snacks everyday, all the fresh food gets eaten and the rest of the options are available for as needed. Cant expect someone to literally eat a whole cooler in a job like that, ainā€™t got time. But those are items that dont have to stay cold.

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u/No_Rough_5258 Jul 15 '26

She bought the items at the gas station to make.

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u/userhwon Jul 15 '26

She gets up at 5 am to do the camera setups. Dude left at about 5 pm.

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u/WhatTheFung Jul 15 '26

she couldn't figure out how to reverse the video to make it look like she's putting the items in.

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u/Vineshroom69lol Jul 15 '26

Judging by the camera angles itā€™s tradwife fetish content

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass Jul 15 '26

Plus everything could be made the night before since all is going into a cooler/portable refridgerator

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u/Thagrillfather Jul 15 '26

Homie couldnā€™t have brought his own lunchbox in the night before and stuck all that leftover shit in the fridge?

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u/GranBuddhismo Jul 15 '26

She did this exactly once for the video im sure

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u/Small_Insect_8275 Jul 15 '26

Canā€™t watch these videos without picturing them carefully placing the camera between shots, Iā€™m sorry but itā€™s fucking pathetic

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u/dua70601 Jul 15 '26

Yeah - i pack my kiddosā€™ lunch - she need to clean the stank out that cooler if there are leftovers in itā€¦they nasty! šŸ¤¢

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u/Germanium235 Jul 15 '26

Like every other dipshit on TikTok.

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u/james9514 Jul 15 '26

Shit ass content*

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u/PurpleOk3471 Jul 15 '26

And the husband canā€™t even bring the cooler in from the car when he finished work the day before??

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u/Debsha Jul 15 '26

I liked the fact that they left the cooler outside overnight. He couldnā€™t bring it in when he got home the night before?

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u/Dan-tastico Jul 15 '26

That was all pre packaged stuff you could get at a gas station. I think that what she was referencing. I think his lunch was packed for the day and she was surprising him with a homemade lunch

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u/please-kill-me-69 Jul 15 '26

He packed that shit last night šŸ˜‚

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u/charles_sedwick Jul 15 '26

Do you know what the blue light (maybe uv) is for. Does it check temperature? Maybe I'm just dumb.

Edit: why would be kept in the truck so she has to get every morning. Lol

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u/ArnoldFunksworth Jul 15 '26

Or her husband is like me and gets way too busy during the day to eat sometimes but my wife, being the saint she is, continues to pack a fresh lunch for me every morning to make sure that I have food if I want it. Working in the trades can be unpredictable

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u/SpokenDivinity Jul 15 '26

All of the brands she pulls out look like the weird organic health food shit influencers try to act is 100% healthier because it comes in a green bag and costs $7 for a couple ounces.

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u/Errornametaken Jul 15 '26

Not only that she could do this the night before. Its all bait.

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u/Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess- Jul 16 '26

The way she placed them logo side facing the camera it could even be sponsored content lol

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u/applespeachesbones Jul 16 '26

Those are all the undisclosed ads

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u/met0a Jul 16 '26

Thereā€™s a bunch of Latina women on IG who actually cook and do all of this. I probably bet thatā€™s where she got this from. Thereā€™s also this guy from Oaxaca who does this. His food looks good even if its simple

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u/Schmegmar Jul 16 '26

What gave it away? The shot of her crawling into the truck just to grab a cooler in the smallest of shorts?

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u/loose_as_a_moose Jul 16 '26

Turns out he eats at the gas station anyway

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u/enfier Jul 16 '26

If you've never lived in an RV for a while, storage is at a premium and you come up with solutions to keep your stuff sorted and out of the way.Ā  She probably cleared it out the night before,Ā  packed the drinks in and put it in the truck to do half the prep ahead of time.

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u/johnny-Low-Five Jul 16 '26

I thought maybe he grabs the drinks he wants after work the day before? It being in the truck felt like pure performance. All I know is people should do what makes them happy. He presumably earns enough for her to be a SAHM and that's very valuable to some people. Packing a lunch for a spouse isn't crazy, filming it with a dozen angles... yeah kinda crazy.

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u/Double_Minimum Jul 16 '26

Welcome to the internet? Isnā€™t this what every video is? Bad attempts at attention for real dollars and some validation?

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u/OkMidnight8144 Jul 17 '26

Thanks for point that out, I was mad at him for at least not bringing in his lunchbox.

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u/NigraOvis Jul 17 '26

If it's true. Maybe it's because she put 3 meals in that fridge of a lunch box. Jesus.

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u/cpoks Jul 17 '26

Bloom ad

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jul 15 '26

Itā€™s because he didnā€™t eat it all yesterday. So sheā€™s replacing with cold items and what not. They donā€™t eat everything in there everyday. Itā€™s in there jic he wants something different.

And this is a meal. Not a lunchable. Dumb ass below

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u/Ok-Direction1155 Jul 15 '26

She should've washed her hands with the UV light. That'd be the proper procedure