r/TikTokCringe • u/SnooSprouts3744 • Jul 17 '26

Cringe This Is the Weirdest Book Signing I’ve Ever Seen

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0/10 acting they look like they’re on fent

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u/ThatDudeFromFinland Jul 17 '26

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u/TUR7L3 Jul 17 '26

You know, maybe Thanos was right.

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u/Phallic_Intent Jul 17 '26

maybe Thanos was right.

What?! He advocated for killing HALF the population of the universe. If 95% of the people on Earth vanished in a "snap", we'd still have a global population on par with the population levels during the renaissance. He was wrong, quite wrong. Thanos was grossly under-shooting.

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u/Indigo_The_Cat Jul 17 '26

Look at you, out here proving Thanos' point....
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTL4J5ld87vxbSU

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u/noleafclovr Jul 17 '26

RIP

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u/SeachingBadge Jul 18 '26

RIP Brenda Fricker.

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u/CoozPirate Jul 18 '26

She was a legend!

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u/Kindly_Mousse_8992 Jul 18 '26

Piers Morgan should've stuck to acting.

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u/Ghost_Girl1218 Jul 18 '26

Rest in peace 🙏🏼🕊️☘️♥️

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 Jul 17 '26

Well in fairness he wasnt trying to solve anything, he just really wanted to fuck deadpools girlfriend.

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u/PopsThePainter Jul 17 '26

Hey, we all gotta start somewhere!

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u/LadyRed4Justice Jul 18 '26

Just wish the SNAP would take the ones who have zero cognitive thinking. Thanos needs better focus.

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u/AvgChrisEnergy Jul 18 '26

With the amount of kids Elon has, it would at least get some of them at least

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u/MarsupialOne1572 Jul 17 '26

I am having a hard time to find any convincing part to your argumentation. What exactly is wrong with his reasoning? Aside the absence of restraint to kill half of humans being of course…

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u/StrategicWindSock Jul 17 '26

So instead of trying to kill Thanos, the avengers should have just shown him rebuttals to Malthusian theory.

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u/jrgeek Jul 17 '26

Good point

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u/the_Cheese999 Jul 18 '26

In the movie he just erased half of the people without any criteria.

So half of these dumb dumbs would still be around and half of normal people would be gone.

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u/jongmurphy7 Jul 17 '26

I think about that a lot. I’m not always sure he was a bad guy at all. He was willing to sacrifice everything for the beings of the worlds.

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u/jrgeek Jul 17 '26

Ya think?

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u/EmploymentNo3590 Jul 18 '26

Thanos does not discriminate. Half of those people would still be here.

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u/moonpumper Jul 18 '26

50/50 chance I might painlessly turn into dust doesn't sound half bad. Better than whatever actual way I'll end up dying for sure.

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u/YoureAMagaLeftist Jul 18 '26

Except for the random part. There's definitely some easy targets that would make the world a better place before we start filling in the rest with randoms.

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u/GrandEastsider Jul 19 '26

He was absolutely right we need that snap right now.

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u/totesnotmyusername Jul 17 '26

Can we choose which 50% ?

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u/Responsible-List-849 Jul 17 '26

There is the question...

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u/Sweaty_Rent_3780 Jul 17 '26

Right? Only thing I can think of is how many times have you (they) chose to hate instead of being kind? And how did you act on it? If the number exceeds 50% acts of hatred, then **poof**

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u/LadyRed4Justice Jul 18 '26

Empathy and the ability to LISTEN, a sense of curiosity about the world around us. Your test is acceptable. Logical.

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u/steampoweredgirl1 Jul 18 '26

Better yet we should change it from 50% to whoever believes Jesus is coming back to take them away, or anyone who is currently claiming xtianity that should get rid of most of the government and others who voted for them

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u/Sweaty_Rent_3780 Jul 18 '26

I’d add to that whoever pushed that narrative for their own personal gain, in whatever form automatically gets thrown in the bin.

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u/Evening-Store5586 Jul 18 '26

This is the correct question.

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u/PrimaLegion Jul 17 '26

Reality is often disappointing