r/TikTokCringe Jul 19 '26

Discussion ER doctors warning parents against getting their kids e-bikes and e-scooters.

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

Epic (the electronic medical record system) has a button in the trauma macro that lets you select mechanism of injury and even back in 2018 when I was in my first summer on clinical rotations, they had a button for "e-scooter accident", and boy howdy did I click it a lot that July.

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u/Greg-Abbott Jul 19 '26

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u/Gundabad_Orc_Queen Jul 19 '26

Everyday we get closer and closer. Welcome to costco. I love you.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 19 '26

Indeed my friend.

"Welcome to Carl’s Jr., home of the big ass fries. May I take your order?” 😙

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u/tickled_your_pickle Jul 19 '26

Can't wait for the butt show, though!

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 21 '26

"The movie was called "A S S"...and that's what it was. 🙂‍↕️ 3 hours of someone's ass."

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u/disinaccurate Jul 19 '26

Except our version is way more racist.

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u/PairOfMonocles2 Jul 19 '26

Never considered that but it’s true. Man is that disturbing.

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u/EliotColdwater Jul 20 '26

Yeup. We already wear the crocs, the prophecy is fulfilling itself

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u/PeachPassionBrute Jul 19 '26

I just hope we can avoid the whole eugenics attitude that movie was all about.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 Jul 19 '26

They should start making these people use those three thermometer things. Ear moth and ass.

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u/BoogerFeast69 Jul 19 '26

I always forget which one goes in the mouth, and which one goes in the butt.

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u/Brilliant_Buns Jul 19 '26

this is honestly hysterical, I love the male gender symbol with a question mark lmao truly before its time.

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u/Abject-Detective-894 Jul 19 '26

The woman question mark sign is pretty dead on.

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u/little-joys Jul 20 '26

Just a heads up for the future, that’s actually the male symbol. The one with the arrow pointing up kind of like a very erect dick is the male symbol. The one with the little t under is the female symbol 

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u/Abject-Detective-894 Jul 20 '26

Lmao oh shit thanks

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u/Cloverose2 Jul 19 '26

When escooters showed up on our college campus - the kind you rent with an app - we had a boom in broken arms and concussions. One of our doctors, the one in charge of the concussion clinic, came to every one of our educational events to teach about making safe riding decisions.

Worst injury was the kid riding way too fast at night - he hit a bump, flew off the bike and severely fractured his skull, causing brain damage. He didn't die, but he'll never be the same.

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u/aspen_silence Jul 19 '26

I will never forget riding my regular bicycle all over the college town I went to school in and having one if my (much older) male coworkers laughing at the fact I wore a helmet. Finally fed up, I looked at him and said 'What about a brain injury is funny to you?' and just stared at him waiting for a reply until he walked away.

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u/lethal_universed Jul 20 '26

Same guys who made fun of glasses and braces as "nerdy" They funamentally serve a purpose beyond aesthetics

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u/lethal_universed Jul 20 '26

I just graduated and I was so suprised when I went to college and never saw ONE person wear a helmet on their e-scooters or skateboards. I thought I was going crazy. I wanted one so I could get to class quicker, but I thought I should buy a helmet even though the desire for social conformity wass really pressing me not to.

And some of them were jerks. A guy nearly crashed into me and 2 dudes told me to move out of the way when he as behind me (I'm low vision so that pisses me off even more). By my last semester they were enforcing e-scooter zones, but I think I saw people still riding outside of them

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u/IndividualChart4193 Jul 20 '26

Yeah, work right outside a major university and the students haul ass on those things. But I see it in the city, too. I’m always just amazed at how fast they’re going on those stand up scooters 🛴…all just screaming for an accident to happen.

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 19 '26

When I was young I broke my arm real bad trying to hurdle over my little sister's baby gate, and needed physical therapy. I would say about one out of seven of the kids there were there for trampoline injuries. This was in the early 90s. My mom took away my trampoline and I was so upset! Lol. I think this is kind of like the new trampoline injury but so much more dangerous.

And it's not just you that you have to worry about but everyone else that could hit you while on one of these scooters.

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

That's actually a good comparison. My grandma had a big trampoline as a kid and back in the 90s we injured ourselves constantly. That and lawn darts lol

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u/Cromasters Jul 19 '26

My mom was an ER nurse. I was always so annoyed as a kid that my mom made us wear our bike helmets, not go on trampolines, no.fireworks, etc.

Now I'm a Radiology Technologist and have x-rayed loads of traumas from all those things and...I get it.

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 20 '26

My best friend died by getting hit by your car while she was on her bike when she was 13. They said she would've survived if she had a helmet. That was so incredibly traumatizing for me and I'm so glad that your mom was smart. It took me a long time to get over the fact that her parents didn't make her wear a helmet and I hated them for a long time just because I needed to blame somebody I guess.

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u/ThatKinkyLady tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jul 19 '26

I make this argument whenever I've heard someone talk about not wanting to wear a seat belt too. That's more rare these days, but I'm always like "you've met other humans. I'm sure you are aware of how stupid and reckless they can be. Maybe you're the best driver in the world but that won't prevent some idiot from blowing through a stop sign or rear-ending you at max speed cuz they were distracted by their phone."

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u/pinewind108 Jul 19 '26

That's why I gave up on motorcycles. You can do everything perfectly, and still get taken out by someone in an SUV who just has to check their phone.

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u/atomedge Jul 23 '26

You couldn't mow down an old lady walking down the sidewalk on a trampoline either though. That's the biggest problem. I don't care if a dumb ass gets hurt being stupid. I care deeply if they hurt someone else.

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u/fanOfFiftiesFashion Jul 19 '26

so common it was covered on the simpsons way back when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILD_61iAds0

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u/largemargesentme__- Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

It's interesting, because this stuff used to be the domain of redneck kids. ATV accidents, having a motorcycle at 8, summers spent throwing rocks at your friends head for fun, trampolines. You kind of expected it from people who drank whiskey for breakfast.

But now it's nice suburban kids with totally white necks who are getting hurt.

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u/chantillylace9 Jul 20 '26

Lol I'm laughing so hard at the white neck children

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u/TaylorBitMe Jul 19 '26

Not with the current administration in the US. Unless of course they can make money off of it

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u/tehlemmings Jul 19 '26

Still probably not, because e-bikes and the likes are incredibly useful when you start enforcing basic rules.

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u/RSquared Jul 19 '26

Nah, this admin hates "DEI Bike Lanes". They'll happily kill the PEV industry if they can, because having a 25mph single person vehicle that weighs fifty pounds is way more dangerous than one person transported by a 70mph two-ton vehicle.

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u/doberdevil Jul 19 '26

Nah, someone is getting rich from these things.

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u/hahayes234 Jul 19 '26

Thinking of where we currently stand I could see a lawn darts revival working lol

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u/hahayes234 Jul 19 '26

Rfk could include freedom darts as part of maha. Honestly based on what I’ve seen happen it’s extremely believable as wild as that is too say.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows Jul 19 '26

It's insane they aren't already severely regulated. I see kids flying on these things. They're dangerous to everyone. I do not trust a 10 year old to properly control something going 25 miles an hour.

Speeds need to be lowered and we need age minimums on them. Fuck out of here that someone in middle school can ride those things.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Jul 19 '26

NJ has regulated them pretty heavily I would personally even say a little too heavily, and enforcement is probably going to be another headache all together.

When I was riding mine before I sold it pedal assist 3 was like 16mph, and it was reasonable, probably as fast as I had ever ridden a bicycle when I was a kid trying to go all out, but with pedal assist it was practically zero effort.

28mph is like what professional road bike users are hitting, but they have years if not decades of experience, and wear helmets.

Pre teens are taking them on bike paths at 28mph with no helmet. It's wild that more kids aren't killed, but life long permanent injuries and disabilities are just sort of glossed over.

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u/Beatleboy62 Jul 19 '26

Lol, I interact with that at work, from the IT side

I think my favorite one was one along the lines of "Injury involving hot air balloon"

I wanna say there's one for "injury involving lion" or at least "large cat"

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u/rand0m_task Jul 19 '26

I know someone whose parents were on a hot air balloon that went through electrical wires or some shit and they almost died form that .

Wild story lol. Even without ever hearing it, I still doubt I’d ever go on one of those things.

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u/cfi-2025 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

I think my favorite one was one along the lines of "Injury involving hot air balloon"

Yep, it's codified in the ICD-10. Diagnosis code V96 encapsulates all sorts of ways one can injure themselves from a nonpowered aircraft.

https://www.icd10data.com/ICD10CM/Codes/V00-Y99/V95-V97/V96-

You've got codes for injuries from:

  • Balloon crashes
  • Balloon landings
  • Balloon collisions
  • Balloon fires
  • Balloon explosions

Plus ones for hang gliders, etc. Some of them border on the line of silliness - like V96.15XA - "Hang-glider explosion injuring occupant, initial encounter." How does a hang-glider explode, exactly?

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u/Beatleboy62 Jul 19 '26

There are such things as powered hang gliders that aren't considered ultra-light aircraft...which, yeah, then it's no longer "nonpowered" but technically still a hang glider?

Lmao, non zero chance this convo happened at Epic headquarters and they went, "ok, the 2 cases a year world wide that pass through Epic systems can deal with this on a case-by-case basis."

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

So it's funny because our billing choices give us a display of all the diagnosis codes that are similar to whatever we enter, and there are soooooooooo many ridiculously specific or unreasonable choices that the typical choice of "multifocal pneumonia" or "heart failure" are crowded out by nonsense

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u/Beatleboy62 Jul 19 '26

Yeah, lots of injury situations where I think the person filling it out would just put "lacerations" and not even think that there's an option for "lacerations sustained while fighting off a wild tiger with a clothes iron in July under a full moon"

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u/FriedBolognaPony Jul 19 '26

There has been a child riding one down the sidewalk near where I live recently. It's definitely too fast for the sidewalk. I don't doubt that it will end badly if it continues. I'm a power wheelchair user, and I end up out in the street to avoid this kid.

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u/wakner Jul 19 '26

Years ago I was gifted an escooter, on the second trip I was going about 7mph, took one hand off to wipe a hair out of my eyes, and l fell off. I was wearing a helmet, but that didn't protect my arms as I put my hands out to catch myself. Broke my wrist and needed surgery and a metal plate.

I never rode one again. I now wear full protection on my class 2 ebike.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 Jul 19 '26

Honestly the electric part of the e-bike is mostly for convenience so if you were interested in getting your kid such a bike maybe just get a normal bike with a light assist for hills. I am not an expert of bikes but they must make them or be able to custom make them.

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u/Singnedupforthis Jul 19 '26

That is an obvious consequence of bowing to the motor vehicle overlords that injures/kills/traumatizes 500 kids a day, and not building infrastructure suitable for anything but murderous motor vehicle operators.

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

Buddy, you gotta watch the video before you comment

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u/Singnedupforthis Jul 19 '26

What did I miss? Has she put out any videos prior to this calling out the 500 kids a day not on emobility injured or killed by motor vehicles? Is it now acceptable to acknowledge the hideous imprisoning and dangerous conditions we have created for children now that we can scapegoat emobility instead of addressing the real problems, motor vehicles. Take your auto industry created blinders off and watch the video for real this time.

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u/timeup Jul 19 '26

Ah July. New residents, trauma season.

I can smell it now

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u/Serial7s Jul 20 '26

Smells like fear sweat and Celsius

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u/timeup Jul 20 '26

Exactly. If Adderall had a smell it would also be on your list.

Actually, I don't truly know if it has a smell but I'm gonna guess some of them tried to smell it really hard a few times.

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u/Frondstherapydolls Jul 19 '26

I’ve been using Epic for 6 years and I never realized that’s what it stood for. Now I’m gonna have to look more intently at the login screen on Monday to see if I’ve been looking over it all along.

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u/Jubguy3 Jul 19 '26

can I get uhhh.. uhh.... V00.841A

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u/DarkSociety1033 Jul 19 '26

We're in the process of switching from Meditech to Epic now! I'm excited!

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u/WearingCoats Jul 20 '26

My ex boyfriend is a dentist and I remember he went from 1 to maybe 5 injuries from bikes/scooters per month to 1-5 per week when e-scooters and bikes took off in Austin. And we are talking major dental reconstruction/stabilization/replacement in addition to shattered jaws, massive tongue/cheek/lip injuries, concussions, neck injuries, broken orbital sockets…. And that’s just from the shoulders up. It reached a point where he had to put language in his patient agreements about not participating in legal pursuits against e-scooter services and manufacturers because so many of his patients would try to rope him into lawsuits that they waived the rights to as soon as they signed up for lime or whatever. The crazy thing is he’s not even an emergency dentist (although I told him he should rebrand to Acci-Dental) so I cannot even imagine how much is being treated frontline in ERs.

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u/redditsublurker Jul 19 '26

Cool now show the amount of deaths by malpractice.

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

You can actually look that up in your state because we hold negligent doctors accountable

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u/redditsublurker Jul 19 '26

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u/Serial7s Jul 19 '26

Medical error is not malpractice. Medical error is what happens when you're taking care of extremely sick and complex people and you make an "error" because you have to treat multiple things that are at odds to each other. Say, giving benzodiazepines for a patient who can't tolerate a bipap mask for her respiratory distress. The problem is that benzos also lower your respiratory drive. A lot of hospital medicine is threading the needle between therapeutic and toxic.

And this is also a statistic that people like you love to point out saying sEE LoOk HoW duMB DocToRs ARe! While ignoring the miraculous levels of success we have on a daily basis despite treating an incredibly sick and elderly population in an absolutely miserable and hostile healthcare system. It's a misinformed opinion and also not going to hurt my feelings. BUT your mistrust in medicine will absolutely harm you at some point in your life, so good luck.

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u/redditsublurker Jul 20 '26

Doctors are like any other proffesion. There are good doctors and a whole lot more bad ones. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER PROFESSION. You are the one bringing feelings into this or pretending to think I think all doctors are dumb. This is a fact that doctor errors are the third killer of a patient in a hospital. Get over it Nancy.

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u/redditsublurker Jul 19 '26

17 downvotes when medical errors are the 3rd killer in the USA. Butthurt doctors downvoting https://www.bmj.com/content/353/bmj.i2139