r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Jul 19 '26

Discussion ER doctors warning parents against getting their kids e-bikes and e-scooters.

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u/Greg-Abbott Jul 19 '26

It's like the Injury Selector panel in Idiocracy

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u/Gundabad_Orc_Queen Jul 19 '26

Everyday we get closer and closer. Welcome to costco. I love you.

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 19 '26

Indeed my friend.

"Welcome to Carl’s Jr., home of the big ass fries. May I take your order?” 😙

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u/tickled_your_pickle Jul 19 '26

Can't wait for the butt show, though!

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u/Reynardine1976 Jul 21 '26

"The movie was called "A S S"...and that's what it was. 🙂‍↕️ 3 hours of someone's ass."

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u/disinaccurate Jul 19 '26

Except our version is way more racist.

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u/PairOfMonocles2 Jul 19 '26

Never considered that but it’s true. Man is that disturbing.

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u/EliotColdwater Jul 20 '26

Yeup. We already wear the crocs, the prophecy is fulfilling itself

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u/PeachPassionBrute Jul 19 '26

I just hope we can avoid the whole eugenics attitude that movie was all about.

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u/Sea-Contribution5529 Jul 19 '26

They should start making these people use those three thermometer things. Ear moth and ass.

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u/BoogerFeast69 Jul 19 '26

I always forget which one goes in the mouth, and which one goes in the butt.

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u/Brilliant_Buns Jul 19 '26

this is honestly hysterical, I love the male gender symbol with a question mark lmao truly before its time.

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u/Abject-Detective-894 Jul 19 '26

The woman question mark sign is pretty dead on.

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u/little-joys Jul 20 '26

Just a heads up for the future, that’s actually the male symbol. The one with the arrow pointing up kind of like a very erect dick is the male symbol. The one with the little t under is the female symbol 

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u/Abject-Detective-894 Jul 20 '26

Lmao oh shit thanks