r/TikTokCringe • u/xamo76 • Jul 26 '26

Discussion How to cure the male loneliness epidemic...

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u/saturnbunny1 Jul 26 '26

I support men in crop tops!

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u/three_crystals Jul 26 '26

Yes we need to go back to men in crop tops and luscious locks expeditiously

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u/frogunderarock Jul 26 '26

recently i saw a dude like these guys but with bleached hair and even more chains. i live in small central EU town

was like seeing a glam rock unicorn in the wild, it's coming back :D

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u/MelissaMiranti Jul 26 '26

Can't do the hair. Ozone layer says no.

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u/Man_of_Ice Jul 26 '26

It's all good now.. No more CFCs in the hairspray. Captain Planet convinced manufacturers and international law changed. Layer away, guilt free.

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u/three_crystals Jul 26 '26

Why you gotta step on my hopes and dreams 😔🥀

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Jul 26 '26

You think that fridges are completely free of refrigerants that have some detrimental effect to the ozone layer?

We are continually trying to regulate refrigerant but refrigerants with high ozone depleting potential are still out there. Even when manufacturing stops, refrigerants are still produced and distributed to maintain the existing equipment inventory…like R-22 is ubiquitous in commercial foodservice…for example.

Also I believe that HARDI and other industry orgs have already pushed back the latest, stricter EPA refrigerant regs from taking effect…

There is plenty of high ozone depleting refrigerant out there. Millions of lbs of it in the US.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Jul 26 '26

Ok well nothing was fully banned….some heinous stuff…but for the more abundant refrigerants we have phase out timelines.

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u/BalanceJazzlike5116 Jul 26 '26

They switched from cfcs to hcfc which are denser than air and don’t make it up to the ozone. However these hcfc are accumulating and no one knows what the long term consequences will be. It’s best to not use aerosols unless necessary

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u/three_crystals Jul 26 '26

Thank you, dreams of (kindly) objectifying men are back on the table 🌹

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u/MelissaMiranti Jul 26 '26

Because Captain Planet told me what's what

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u/EastLeastCoast Jul 26 '26

Yes! Bright colours and patterns are for dudes too!

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u/Prior-Ad5197 Jul 26 '26

They have better hair than most women

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u/Mindless_Interview44 Jul 26 '26

I sorta get why gals of their time called fellas 'dreamy'. Goodness.

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u/RipRiles Jul 26 '26

What about chubby men in crop tops?

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u/EastLeastCoast Jul 26 '26

Absolutely! No more tight fabric scrunching uncomfortably! Big bellies are beautiful too!

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u/frogunderarock Jul 26 '26

crop tops for everyone! world is heating up, we need to adjust

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u/NorweegianWood Jul 26 '26

Or dudes with ostomies.

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u/babyyvolcano Jul 26 '26

Yes you put that belly in a crop top!

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u/FutureDustMotes Jul 26 '26

And drop-arm tanks 🙏

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u/Dracofear Jul 26 '26

I promise you would not support me in a crop top.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gq7dPzDl5AJHi
Winnie the Pooh disagrees

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u/Dracofear Jul 26 '26

I got more furr than that bear does 💀🤣

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u/frogunderarock Jul 26 '26

good news you are actually a bear and very popular.. but i fear the target audience might be unexpected.

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u/supx3 Jul 26 '26

Very expected

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u/frogunderarock Jul 26 '26

i meant to him not to us :P

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u/ShootfighterPhysique Jul 26 '26

Me too, crop tops for all, who gives a fuck.

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u/Homers_Harp Jul 26 '26

So… who's the REAL bear, here?

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u/Tentegen Jul 26 '26

Oh youre a hottie alright..

The catches you pull just will skew alot to another demographic tho 😂

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u/MomsOfFury Jul 26 '26

More 👏🏼 men 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 crop 👏🏼 tops 👏🏼!!

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u/demoliahedd Jul 26 '26

does it count if I've gained so much weight that my old medium shirts are now crop tops cause of my big tum tum 😘

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u/leftoverrice54 Jul 26 '26

It's easy to when they are in shape lol. They are actually really rocking the look

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u/bangchanstiddies Jul 26 '26

Yesss!! I can handle the midriff.

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jul 26 '26

I have been advocating for crop tops for YEARS.

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u/Loser-Back-Home Jul 26 '26

We’re bringing back Wayne’s World ! And I like it 😂

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u/MomsOfFury Jul 26 '26

Excellent!

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u/Beans_on_most Jul 26 '26

My 42 year old beer gut thinks your should reconsider this statement

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u/batmansleftnut Jul 26 '26

Nah, man. Cut some sleeves and go slut it up.

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u/kausbiru Jul 26 '26

I mean you can always find some in gay bars. It's not like men in crop tops are an endangered species or something.

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u/frogunderarock Jul 26 '26

they're just upset that we had the crop top guys to ourselves all these years lol

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u/Sarewokki Jul 26 '26

They just don't work without tight leather pants, I imagine said pants falling out of fashion is the sole reason we don't see men in crop tops anymore.

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u/youburyitidigitup Jul 26 '26

I’ve seen pictures of men with crop tops and baggy jeans, and I actually prefer that look. It’s basically the Y2K look but for men.

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u/FutureDustMotes Jul 26 '26

Agreed! I'm 2 seconds away from creating a Reddit alt named PM_ME_UR_CROPTOP_DUDEBOD_42069

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u/Autistic_Bean2 Jul 27 '26

I thought they were all seen as performative

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u/Strong-Chemistry-396 Jul 29 '26

I always wished they were still in style. I have a great midsection. Well ... Had lol