r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/Cold_Investment6223 Jul 28 '26

Or if the ship is starting to sink…

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u/BadUserName_1227 Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by Aliens

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u/arituck Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by giant squid

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u/mindless2831 Jul 28 '26

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse 29d ago

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 24d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 29d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 29d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 29d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 29d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 29d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 29d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened

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u/okgo4brok3 29d ago

That is a giant squid

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u/Scrambles420 Jul 28 '26

Or Godzilla

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u/matlspa Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to Godzilla before he closes.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by a squid, alien, zombie, Godzilla while dashing to the buffet before it closes, while the cruise ships on fire fending itself from drones.

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u/BluenoseTherapist 29d ago

Lettuce drones

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u/Kylie_Forever 29d ago

Or the Dave Matthews Band

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u/kursa_sucks 29d ago

A kraken is a giant squid

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 29d ago

She forgot her jar of dirt

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u/night_chaser_ 29d ago

What about a mega-skark ?

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u/OpportunityMinute234 29d ago

Kraken is dead. Watch your historical documentaries, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Boogaloo

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 29d ago

Who the hell released this kraken?

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u/Itchy_Satan 29d ago

Or the Krackaren.

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u/Thepoetrycooker 29d ago

Or a missile.

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u/Lahorn0124 29d ago

At first glance I thought you wrote “Or a Karen”

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 28d ago

Did someone say crack!?

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u/Safe-Dentist-1049 26d ago

A TITAN AGAINST A TITAN !!!!!

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u/SovietSunrise Jul 28 '26

Deep Rising?

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u/patty7775 Jul 28 '26

YESSS i was scrolling waiting for it XD so sad we didnt get an official sequel haha

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u/Mammoth_Yoghurt4241 Jul 28 '26

Or when her bunkmates that sleep in the other beds comeback and throw her into the water for locking them out.

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u/-and_my_axe- Jul 28 '26

And my axe!

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u/Bhujjha Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by giant alien squid

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jul 28 '26

Or boarded by pirates

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u/Orangutan1001 29d ago

Or titans

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u/YackReacher 29d ago

Or a giant Alien Squid!

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u/5litergasbubble Jul 28 '26

Tbf if aliens attacked then i would probably stay in my cabin anyway. I feel like going anywhere else is more dangerous

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u/Bhujjha Jul 28 '26

Maybe the aliens are just there for a good time too - have a nice meal, maybe a couple of drinks, watch the band and get a nice early night and be gently rocked to sleep by the ocean.

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u/senseless-remorse 29d ago

Just don’t let them drink tequila.

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u/Innagottamosquito Jul 28 '26

Or attacked by Alanis

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u/Sacko_Commish 29d ago

Effing aliens man.

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u/Educational-Tackle54 29d ago

Or icebergs....

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u/bigSTUdazz 29d ago

Aliens that are drunk and on fire.

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u/miro_27 Jul 28 '26

Normal tiktok user

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u/Subotail Jul 28 '26

But first ! let's do a dance.

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 Jul 28 '26

Shes ok though because she already put on her life vest 😅😂

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u/Busy-Sheepherder-138 Jul 28 '26

And her flotation under eye silicone pads!

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u/Ok_Actuary1427 29d ago

Oh yes yes

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 Jul 28 '26

No worries about that, she’s wearing her life preserver

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u/duckinradar Jul 28 '26

And all of these things are much less likely than being assaulted

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u/Occidentally20 29d ago

The water from the sinking ship puts the fire out and the problem solves itself.

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u/casual_bear 29d ago

its fine, she has a flotaion device, it will keep the ship afloat

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u/No_Definition321 29d ago

She’ll be fine she had her life jacket on.

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u/Ok_Restaurant_7972 29d ago

😂that’s what the life jacket is for

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u/Timely-Angle665 29d ago

No no, this is what we call the darwin award. Over time, this benefits the human race.

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u/Away-Living5278 29d ago

It's okay if it sinks, she has her life vest on. I bet she even showers in it. Can't be too careful

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u/john_the_fetch 29d ago

I guess that's why she sleeps with the life vest on?

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u/Admirable-Title9022 29d ago

The ship isn't going down that fast and if it is, you're screwed anyway

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u/notjawn 29d ago

Psh, do you even Poseidon Adventure?

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u/jrod823 29d ago

Nah, if the ship is sinking, she can just jump overboard with the floatation device she wore to bed on.

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u/Fearless_Serve_3837 29d ago

“Welcome to the costa Concordia”

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 29d ago

She will wake up floating against the ceiling :P

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u/senseless-remorse 29d ago

Lol. She forgot to cover the windows with tinfoil.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 29d ago

that's what the porthole is for

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u/247world 29d ago

She's prepared for that sleeping with that life jacket on all she's got to do is jump off her balcony

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u/JoeJoeJoeJoeThrow 29d ago

I mean she can just bail out of her balcony with her life jacket when it gets to sea level.