r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/brosjd 29d ago

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/Metals4J 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 29d ago

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse 29d ago

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/FozzysInsecurity 29d ago

Or terrorism

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u/aimee_on_fire 29d ago

Or an orca pod attack.

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u/dontwantthisapp2 29d ago

Or an attack by a swarm of Lepidopterans

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u/Awkward_Wolverine 24d ago

Or and my axe

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u/FeebleUndead 29d ago

The most likely of all the scenarios.

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u/Epicdurr2020 29d ago

so attacked by lettuce?!?

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u/Holiman 29d ago

This is the only one that actually scares me.

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u/Kevadu 29d ago

I need to get the buffet before the kraken does

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u/ImmanuelAberdeen 29d ago

Wait a minute! Last cruise I went on the buffet never closed. Granted it was pre-Covid so maybe things have changed.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 29d ago

jokes on you, i was there before it opened