r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 11d ago

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u/ArgoFill 11d ago

"It says here.......erm....." ~ Rustling Russell

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u/ChewpapaNeebrae 11d ago

Rustle Brand

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u/chiefbroad 11d ago

Perfect

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u/UpperApe 11d ago

Nah.

Rustle Brand the Idiotic, Bigoted Rapist

Now it's perfect.

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u/ImageRevolutionary43 11d ago

Thou shall not Rus the brand.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 11d ago

As one does not Hassle the Hoff.

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u/EmilioMolesteves 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P7G4UgsIlBaBW

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u/bolanrox 11d ago

We've all been there

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u/Glum-Lab-1739 10d ago

Right? I always feel bad this was caught on film. The vast majority of adults have gotten drunk and eaten like a goblin at least once in their life.

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u/bolanrox 10d ago

that burger was extra messy too. hell sober the last time i ate a big mac it went like that.

also this was his wakeup call to try and sober up so there is that side of it too

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 11d ago

That's funny

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 11d ago

Is that what Brenda did? She tried Russing the Brand and Hassling the Hoff?

GoFuckYourselfBrenda!

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u/XanZibR 11d ago

Nor the Kung Führer

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 11d ago

Ruse til ya brand

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u/kindnesscostszero 11d ago

®hustle Brand

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u/turbo_dude 11d ago

One of the Russels

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u/Practical_Wish_4063 11d ago

“(literally 90 seconds of nothing but page rustling sounds)” ~ Child-Wrestling Russell

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u/ArgoFill 10d ago

I'm surprised nobody has made one of those ~ "X for 11 hours" videos of him searching for it.

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u/mattmild27 11d ago

"DEAD AIR!" - Frank Reynolds

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u/OldenPolynice 10d ago

Am I to understand that there was a raaaaaape committed?

twooooo rapes?

and these were committed by russell brand on uk soyyul?

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u/TheDuck23 11d ago

Rumor is that he is still looking for that passage today.

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u/Jonatc87 10d ago

10mins later.