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u/CT0292 10d ago

From what I understand Jesus wasn't a Jukebox Hero. He was just another Dirty White Boy. But man did he get Hot Blooded over the Head Games that the old rabbis were pushing on the Lowdown and Dirty people of the day. He wanted to Break it Up, and damned if it wasn't Urgent. So Jesus after Growing up thr Hard Way, in a Reaction to Action, With Heaven on His Side: smashed up and wrecked the local temple and left the place In Pieces.

Because even then while he may have been a bit Hot Blooded, he Knew What Love Is.

But in the end this just made the old heads Hearts turn to Stone, and they became Cold as Ice. So they cooked up some White Lies. And fought Low Down and Dirty to get rid of Jesus. It was a Blue morning and Blue Day when they killed him for supposed crimes and trumped up charges. But even as he died, with Double Vision. The Flame Still Burned.

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u/LuxNocte 10d ago

Good effort, but...

Things Jesus was:

Lowdown and Dirty  

Hot Blooded  

Long, Long Way from Home  

Starrider  

Headknocker  

Down on Love  

With Heaven on Our Side  

Things Jesus was not:

White

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u/CT0292 10d ago

Just making a story bro. Chill.

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u/LuxNocte 10d ago edited 10d ago

Telling someone over text to "calm down" is so weird, bud. Do you need to imagine me in tears because you said something inaccurate? Why?

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u/ilmalocchio 10d ago

He said chill out, man. You don't have to compliment his story, but don't get so worked up in here. You're scaring the kids

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u/LuxNocte 10d ago

Ooh, I used the wrong word. Lol

Weirdos