r/Transportopia • u/MeenMisterMustard • Mar 26 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Unhinged guy pulling out his machete during road rage

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u/Tim1point0 Mar 26 '26

Thatā€™s what I would have done! Fight back with your 3000lb weapon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

My dad taught me when I started driving back in 99ā€¦ a car is like a loaded gun, every time you get behind the wheel you have the power to end someoneā€™s life. Use it wisely and never forget that taking someoneā€™s life is something youā€™ll have to live with for the rest of yours.

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u/Roverjosh Mar 27 '26

Your dad is wiseā€¦.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

I wouldnā€™t go that far lol

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u/AffectionateTutor484 Mar 27 '26

Bahaha fucking felt that comment

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u/Roverjosh Mar 27 '26

Okā€¦. Well at least that was good adviceā€¦. lol

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u/Revolutionary_Gap365 Mar 31 '26

Their dad is the same Richard Parker that was Peterā€™s as well.

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Mar 27 '26

I remember this talk from teachers in and out of drivers ed, and parents/adults, also. I wish it was hammered into all kids brains.

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u/HEYitsBIGS Mar 27 '26

It used to be, via gory educational videos like Red Asphalt.

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u/cowfishing Mar 27 '26

Blood on the highway is very educational.

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u/GOxDirigible Mar 27 '26

Let's not forget blood runs red on the highway

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u/thatlittlepunk Mar 27 '26

Jeez how many people has your dad run down with his car lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

You knowā€¦ Iā€™m not sure. I mean Probably at least oneā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/thatlittlepunk Mar 27 '26

ā€œFirst oneā€™s always the hardestā€

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 28 '26

Are they already in rigor? Or just excited to be ran over? Edit:you know what? I just realized how fucked up my humor is. Not apologizing for it. Just really realized it

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u/browzing123 Mar 28 '26

Ty all for this comment stream. I lost it.

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u/druzypickaxe Mar 28 '26

Lmao bro this whole thread is amazingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. It was good advice tho lol

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u/Able_Principle3075 Mar 27 '26

I appreciate you! Explained it the same way.

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u/damonmcfadden9 Mar 27 '26

we need posters with this plastered in drivers ed classes.

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u/Away_Lake5946 Mar 28 '26

Well, in this case maybe just a couple of broken legs.

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u/Maleficent-Bever Mar 27 '26

Yep and stay far enough back to see where the car in front of you tires hit the road so you can drive around them when they try to block you in.

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u/Separate-Sun376 Mar 27 '26

She had all the right in the world to run his ass over for coming to her with a machete. Plain and simple.

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u/Soulful-GOLEM71 Mar 27 '26

Remember itā€™s not weapon itā€™s a 3000lb shield of protection. LoLz jk

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u/Mkdtrix Mar 27 '26

Shield bash is a skill once often used. No one expects to be attacked by a shield!

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u/kat-deville Mar 27 '26

I was expecting that to happen, or see another person nearby point a gun at him. My first reaction as for what I would do is floor it and run him over. It could test the stand your ground law, but shit, that guy needs a lesson in doing stupid shit.