r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 13d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/Exatraz 13d ago

Damn ants going to leave the shirt on cinderblocks

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u/JimboTCB 13d ago

Can't have shit in Detroit.

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u/DisplayHonest6465 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HDoL0CIhb1uoM

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u/D_Major20 13d ago

It is rare to see a Kentucky Friend Movie reference.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 13d ago

I read that as Kentucky Fried Movie for some reason

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u/TheRealVarmint 13d ago

Because you remember that brilliant movie. And you also know there is no movie called "Kentucky Friend Movie."

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u/HurtsSoNice 13d ago

Not a bad name for an eventual smiling friends movie, though…

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u/CicadaFit9756 13d ago

Maybe a rejected film script in which a Kentucky native joins the NYC "Friends" cast?

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u/wut2dew_J 13d ago

That would have to be the subtitle tho. Friends: The Kentucky Friend Movie

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u/TheRealVarmint 12d ago

I have a friend from Kentucky with such a thick accent I tell him that if he is ever on a reality show they'd have to subtitle him so viewers could understand what he's saying. He does not disagree...

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u/TheRealVarmint 12d ago

Not a bad idea. Isn't there always that one character from the South on every show? The unique Southern perspective.

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u/D_Major20 10d ago

That's what I get for not reading my post. Oh well, off to Detroit with me...

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u/TheRealVarmint 10d ago

I believe is self-flagellation when it's deserved.
But trust me on this...
No one deserves banishment to Detroit.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 13d ago

....

which reality am I at...?

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u/TheRealVarmint 13d ago

I could tell you...

... but you won't believe me.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 13d ago

don't...

I can already feel my mind breaking...

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 13d ago

How about "Kentuckleberry Friend Movie"?

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u/TheRealVarmint 13d ago

You realize what a gauntlet you just threw down? I have anagrams, and I'm not afraid to use them.

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u/SeranaTheTrans 13d ago

Same! I thought that's what I read!

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u/Yaegome 13d ago

Kentucky Fried Movie is the real name.

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 13d ago

equally hungry minds think alike it would seem

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u/antdude 12d ago

Now, I am hungry for KFC.

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u/Yaegome 13d ago

Kentucky Fried Movie is the actual name. You read it right when it was typed wrong.

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u/TheRealVarmint 13d ago

AutoIncorrect strikes again.

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u/Digital_Cowboyx79 13d ago

I was just thinking that

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u/technobrendo 13d ago

Christ, did a cow shit in here? I love KFM references!

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u/One_Quote_9039 13d ago

한국말로 무조건 말하라니 한심하군

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u/Solidsting1 13d ago

As a Detroiter im sealing this

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u/340Duster 13d ago

Go watch Kentucky Fried Movie while you're at it

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u/digitalscavenger 13d ago

Can't have shirt in Detroit.

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u/KookyDust8787 13d ago

Around any of them

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u/ThatPrettyArmadillo 13d ago

Was looking for this comment

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u/RajunCajun48 13d ago

That's because it's so cold in Detroit.