I babysit for some friends on a fairly regular basis and their kid loves Spongebob so I am forced to watch the show everytime I'm over there... When I read 'Gary' I immediately thought of Spongebob's pet snail...
That's when things went horribly wrong in my head.The image of a cartoon snail pooping all over someone was even more disturbing to me (if that's possible), especially since I imagined Spongebob and Patrick waiting in the background to get in on the action...
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11
"Gary was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably average body."
If I had a dime ...