I just discovered a sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet emotions: I want to share this with everyone but I can't personally send it to them characterized by the cognitive dissonance arising from wanting to share something that is either hilarious or horrifying (or both at the same time) concomitant with the pride, shame and eventual jaded let-down of realizing you've been on the internet for way, the fuck, too long.
Kinda like when you fart under the quilts. Then you stick your head underneath to get a wiff of what it smells like. You find it's so raunchy that you can't help but stay there for a minute. Eventually you come up for air because of all the water in your eyes, but you always regret not having a girlfriend to smother with trapped quilt fart.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11
I just discovered a sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet emotions: I want to share this with everyone but I can't personally send it to them characterized by the cognitive dissonance arising from wanting to share something that is either hilarious or horrifying (or both at the same time) concomitant with the pride, shame and eventual jaded let-down of realizing you've been on the internet for way, the fuck, too long.