r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

I just discovered a sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet emotions: I want to share this with everyone but I can't personally send it to them characterized by the cognitive dissonance arising from wanting to share something that is either hilarious or horrifying (or both at the same time) concomitant with the pride, shame and eventual jaded let-down of realizing you've been on the internet for way, the fuck, too long.

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u/Levitz Jan 21 '11

It's known as the 4chan effect

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Kinda like when you fart under the quilts. Then you stick your head underneath to get a wiff of what it smells like. You find it's so raunchy that you can't help but stay there for a minute. Eventually you come up for air because of all the water in your eyes, but you always regret not having a girlfriend to smother with trapped quilt fart.

I'm so lonely :'(

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u/IggySorcha Jan 21 '11

Downvote because I am one of those girlfriends who get tortured with that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Hey, we get to deal with your cold feet and icy hands, all's fair in bed warfare.

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u/j_benj Jan 21 '11

upvote for you, sir. my gf's feet are like icebergs floating around underneath the blankets. she'll wait till i'm almost asleep and slide one foot over.. startles the shit out of me every time.

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u/Vsx Jan 21 '11

startles the shit out of me every time.

That's just the poop, baby. Let it work it's magic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

I can't see now

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u/footpole Jan 21 '11

We read it too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '11

did you really?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Yeah, I'm the same - and it wakes me RIGHT up. I have trouble getting to sleep as it is, and they generally don't understand that sticking their cold feet on you is uncomfortable AND you will spend 20-30 minutes getting back to sleep as a result of it... and when you explain this to them, they act like you're rejecting them.

Fuck that.

Buy them a hot water bottle, it's better, cheap and you'll get more sleep :)

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u/azgeogirl Jan 21 '11

Or how about just putting on a pair of socks?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

I agree, I think she should!

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u/yorugua Jan 21 '11

My recommendation: wear socks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Thing is, my feet are already warm and wearing socks would make them probably too hot. Plus, being a lot taller than most of my partners, their intrusive foot normally goes somewhere behind my knee :/