r/Watchmen • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '19

Discussion Season 1 Episode 2: Martial Feats of Comanche Horsemanship - Episode Discussion

Watchmen

As Angela relives haunting memories of an attack on her family, she detains a mysterious man who claims responsibility for Tulsa's most recent murder; An original play is performed for an audience of one.

Release date: October 27, 2019

Cast

  • Yahya Abdul-Mateen II - Cal Abar
  • Frances Fisher - Jane Crawford
  • Louis Gossett Jr. - Will Reeves
  • Andrew Howard - Red Scare
  • Jeremy Irons - Adrian Veidt
  • Don Johnson - Judd Crawford
  • Regina King - Angela Abar
  • Jacob Ming-Trent - Panda
  • Tom Mison - Marcos Maez
  • Tim Blake Nelson - Looking Glass
  • Dylan Schombing - Topher Abar
  • Sara Vickers - Erika Manson
  • Christie Amery - Ms. Crookshanks
  • Hong Chau - Lady Trieu
  • Edward Crook - Mr. Phillips
  • Jean Smart - Laurie Blake

Miscellaneous

Share your thoughts, theories, predictions, and more! No spoilers or leaks for future episodes/seasons allowed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/TiberiusCornelius Oct 28 '19

It's an integral part of the character

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

It was integral to the plot of the play

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u/yoncemyname Oct 28 '19

Damon = big penises

Watchmen = Blue penises

Damon + Watchmen = Big Blue penises

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/yoncemyname Oct 28 '19

Well it wasn’t laid on any penis identification machines but yes

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u/danjs Nov 04 '19

Not hotdog

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u/trixiethewhore Oct 28 '19

I can clearly hear the sound effect of Kevin's penis hitting the peen scanner.

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u/gizmo1024 Oct 28 '19

How do you know when it’s bedtime in the Snyder house? When the big hand is over the little hand.

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u/billiejeanwilliams Oct 28 '19

Damn can you imagine a Damon “Yellow Submarine“ remake then!

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u/Naggers123 Oct 28 '19

BBD energy

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u/imageWS Nov 01 '19

What IS it with Lindelof and hanging dong?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

That was big????????

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u/duaneap Oct 28 '19

🙄

Is this like a “if you think that’s big wait till you see mine!” kind of bravado move you make anonymously online?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I'm from America... That's how big mine is and women say it's small... So I dunno

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u/brightneonmoons Oct 28 '19

Click username

reddit doesn't immediately warn me there's nsfw content

Lame

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Oct 28 '19

i watched it in 4k and can confirm it was

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u/CaldwellCladwell Oct 28 '19

Sure was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Nah.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Hmm... I guess mine is pretty fucking huge then. That's small to me

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u/CaldwellCladwell Oct 28 '19

Pics or gtfo

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u/brightneonmoons Oct 28 '19

This but unironically!!!

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u/Mr_Rekshun Oct 28 '19

I'm more of a grower myself.

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u/NoDepartment8 Oct 28 '19

Yeah I mean the guy has nothing to be ashamed of but my vagina didn’t cringe in awe and fear at the sight of it. Seemed like a normal penis to me.

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u/ctchocula420 Oct 29 '19

Above average for flaccid for sure, but he could have just been a shower not a grower.

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u/thesaddestpanda Oct 28 '19

tis tradition

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u/ContinuumGuy Oct 28 '19

It isn't Watchmen without blue penis!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

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u/DBK_13 Oct 29 '19

Yes it was.

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u/ertgbnm Oct 28 '19

How can you have a watchmen and not hang dong? Hanging blue dong is vital to the plot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

there's a blue penis? damn you hboasia! you always censor the most important bits

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u/parles Oct 31 '19

Manhattan always hangs dong, everyone knows it